Family Guy

1999

4.5

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Season 13 episodes (25)

1 The Simpsons Guy

9/29/14

Season-only

In "The Simpsons Guy" episode of FAMILY GUY, Peter and the Griffins get out of dodge and end up in Springfield, where they are greeted by a friendly stranger named Homer Simpson (guest voice Dan Castellaneta), who welcomes his new "albino" friends with open arms. The families get along famously: Stewie and Bart (guest voice Nancy Cartwright) make out like bandits when Stewie trades in his mind control device for a good old-fashioned slingshot; Lisa (guest voice Yeardley Smith) takes Meg under her wing and teaches her the saxophone; and Peter and Homer fight over the best beer in town.

2 The Book of Joe

10/4/14

Season-only

Peter helps Joe realize his dream of publishing a book, but things get out of hand when Peter takes over as the author. Meanwhile, Brian starts exercising to the extreme after experiencing a euphoric runner's high for the first time.

3 Baking Bad

10/20/14

Season-only

Lois and Peter go into business together and open a cookie store, but things get messy when Peter comes up with his own way to get more customers.

4 Brian the Closer

1/26/15

Season-only

Brian’s cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path as a real estate agent, which gets him into trouble with Quagmire.

5 Turkey Guys

2/2/15

Season-only

On the night before Thanksgiving, Brian and Peter drunkenly devour the holiday bird, and then must go out to find a replacement. In Peter's absence, Chris attempts to step up and become the man-of-the-house.

5 Turkey Guys

11/16/14

Season-only

6 The 2000-Year-Old Virgin

2/9/15

Season-only

After running into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, Peter is stunned to discover that the Son of God is still a virgin. So, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help him throw Jesus the best birthday ever by finding a way to help him become a man.

6 The 2000-Year-Old Virgin

12/7/14

Season-only

7 Stewie, Chris, & Brian's Excellent Adventure

2/16/15

Season-only

To help Chris ace his ninth grade history class, Stewie and Brian employ the time travel machine for educational purposes. Not surprisingly, all three get stuck in the past.

8 Our Idiot Brian

2/23/15

Season-only

Meg convinces Brian to take the SAT’s for her, but when he tests poorly, they start to suspect that Brian might not be that smart after all. Peter decides to spend the day showing Brian the joys of being stupid and the benefits of having a low IQ.

9 This Little Piggy

4/22/15

Season-only

Meg is thrilled to be recruited as a model, but it turns out to be for a very specific type of modeling: the foot-fetish industry. Meanwhile, Brian accompanies Stewie on an open-road adventure when Stewie decides he wants to experience life outside of preschool.

10 Quagmire's Mom

4/29/15

Season-only

Lois takes Peter to open a checking account, and they discover that his first name is actually Justin, which Peter adopts as the name of his younger “bro”-style alter-ego. Then, Peter/Justin throws a party, during which Quagmire unknowingly gets into some trouble with his mother.

11 Encyclopedia Griffin

5/6/15

Season-only

Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency, and are stunned to discover that Chris is a thief. Meanwhile, Lois is worried about Chris’ delusional relationship with his new girlfriend, but also sees it as an opportunity for Peter to copy Chris’ romantic gestures.

12 Stewie Is Enceinte

5/13/15

Season-only

Brian decides he doesn’t want to hang out with Stewie anymore, so Stewie tries to save their relationship by having a baby … or seven … by using Brian’s DNA to impregnate himself. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland attempt to make a viral video.

13 Dr. C & the Women

5/20/15

Season-only

Meg gets a new job at the airport, where she’s instantly popular for being the hottest employee there. Meanwhile, Cleveland becomes a therapist and starts giving Peter and Lois relationship advice, but Peter quickly becomes frustrated and threatens to tell Donna a big secret about what went down at Cleveland’s bachelor party.

14 JOLO

5/27/15

Season-only

Peter becomes a town hero for accidentally finding a missing boy. Meanwhile, Joe decides to live life to the fullest by quitting his job and taking a road trip to Niagara Falls with Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland.

14 #JOLO

4/12/15

Season-only

15 Once Bitten

4/19/15

Season-only

After attending obedience school, Brian becomes much more submissive, and Peter realizes he misses his old, feistier pal. Meanwhile, Chris makes a new friend at school, but feels betrayed when he discovers it was all a ploy to get closer to Meg.

15 Once Bitten

10/28/15

Season-only

16 Roasted Guy

10/21/15

Season-only

Peter befriends a group of mean girls after his feelings are hurt when his so-called friends decide to “roast” him. Lois, all too familiar with the gossipy nature of women, tells Peter they are probably talking about him behind his back, and Peter soon discovers that Lois may be right.

16 Roasted Guy

4/26/15

Season-only

17 Fighting Irish

10/28/15

Season-only

Peter claims he would beat Liam Neeson in a fight, but when he is put to the test, he learns that winning is tougher than it seems. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes jealous when Lois decides to be a class mom and starts paying more attention to the other kids over him.

17 Fighting Irish

5/3/15

Season-only

18 Take My Wife

10/28/15

Season-only

Lois books a fun couple’s vacation in the Bahamas. But, much to Peter’s surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counseling program instead. Meanwhile, Carter watches the kids at home and becomes frustrated that they’re too into their electronics to play games the old-fashioned way. So he tries to fix it himself.

101 “The Simpsons Guy” Sneak Peek

9/29/14

Season-only

Catch a first look at this season's special one-hour premiere of FAMILY GUY, when the Griffins end up in Springfield and meet the Simpsons.

About this show

Animated series "Family Guy" features the adventures of the Griffin family. Endearingly ignorant Peter and his stay-at-home wife Lois reside in Quahog, R.I., and have three kids. Meg, the eldest child, is a social outcast, and teenage Chris is awkward and clueless when it comes to the opposite sex. The youngest, Stewie, is a genius baby bent on killing his mother and destroying the world. The talking dog, Brian, keeps Stewie in check while sipping martinis and sorting through his own life issues.

Ratings and reviews

4.5

1.29K reviews

8BIT Scorpion

October 29, 2017

"You think that's bad? Remember the time I was David Hasselhoff's car?" This show used to be good. The first three seasons are easily the best, and I think 7 and under aren't that bad either. But the majority of the new episodes are horrid. The first three seasons relied less on flashbacks. 4-7 relied on them too, but were at least watchable and funny. Even 4-7's flashbacks were annoying at times, it draws away from the story and is VERY VERY annoying. I don't see how Family Guy can't work as an internet web series, especially now. But why isn't it a web series? Because MacFarlane wants money.

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Julian De Bortoli

March 19, 2021

I loved Family Guy until season 19. Don't know what happened there, different writers? Don't know but it's soooo not funny. Bring back the funny writers in every other season but 19. So unfortunate...

Joseph H

November 22, 2023

This show has become the latest to join the "go woke go broke" list of Disney/Disney owned flops. So sad. Seasons 1 to about 15 were mildly amusing to hilarious at times, and now it has become drivel and appears to pander to very specific demographics. It's not longer "family" guy.