Family Guy

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Season 7 episodes (16)

1 Love Blactually
9/28/08
Season-only
When Brian meets Carolyn, the girl of his dreams, he decides to follow Stewie's advice to take things slow. This drives Carolyn crazy, and she soon moves on to another man. When Brian discovers Cleveland is the new man, he does whatever it takes (even if it means involving Cleveland's ex-wife, Loretta) to win Carolyn back.
2 I Dream Of Jesus
10/5/08
Season-only
When Peter re-discovers his love for the painfully annoying yet seductively catchy tune "The Bird's the Word," Brian and Stewie decide to take matters into their own hands to ensure that the song will never be heard again! On the verge of tears, Peter goes to every record store in Quahog to track down his beloved jingle, when he runs into a familiar face. Realizing that it is the one and only Jesus Christ, Peter wants the world to know that he and J.C. are BFFs.
3 Road To Germany
10/19/08
Season-only
When Mort accidentally steps into a time machine, Brian and Stewie follow him in order to bring him back. But when they discover they're in Poland on the day of the Nazi invasion, things go from bad to worse and the trio has to find a way back to Quahog safely.
4 Baby Not On Board
11/2/08
Season-only
Peter wins a year of unlimited gas, and Brian suggests that the family use the funds to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. So the Griffins pack up the car and hit the road, but leave some very precious cargo at home. When the family finally realizes that they have left behind one of their own, it's a mad, explosive, hilarious dash back to Quahog.
5 The Man With Two Brians
11/9/08
Season-only
After watching Johnny Knoxville on "Jackass," Peter and the guys film their own shenanigans. When Brian gets hurt, the family worries that he's getting too old, so Peter brings home a new dog. Everything is great until the "new Brian" crosses the line and humps Stewie's favorite toy.
6 Tales Of A 3rd Grade Nothing
11/16/08
Season-only
Peter's boss Angela sends him back to the third grade so that he can qualify for a work promotion. Meanwhile, Brian, Frank Sinatra Jr. and Stewie open the coolest club in Quahog.
7 Ocean's 3 1/2
2/15/09
Season-only
After being pregnant for seven years, Bonnie finally gives birth to a beautiful baby girl named Susie! Stewie quickly falls for the little tyke and vows to do anything to win her heart and get in her diaper. Meanwhile, Joe borrows $20,000 from a bookie to pay for Bonnie's medical bills, but then plans to steal the money from Mr. Pewterschmidt to pay his debt.
8 Family Gay
3/8/09
Season-only
To help pay off his incredible debt, Peter participates in medical experiments to make some extra cash. First, he is injected with the "Seth Rogen" gene (guest voice Rogen) that "gives you the appearance of being funny even though you haven't actually done anything funny." Then he is injected with a gene that leads him to a new mate, leaving a broken-hearted Lois behind. Although the family is crushed, they quickly realize the most important thing is that Peter is happy.
9 The Juice Is Loose
3/15/09
Season-only
Peter cashes in a raffle ticket from 1989 and wins is a golf outing with O.J. Simpson. When Peter befriends the infamous former running back and brings him home to meet the family, the residents of Quahog aren't so welcoming to the new houseguest and tell him to take a hike.
10 Fox-y Lady
3/22/09
Season-only
Lois lands a job as a news reporter where her first assignment is to shoot an investigative expose on a liberal filmmaker, but when her story implicates a conservative radio host she gets canned.
11 Not All Dogs Go To Heaven
3/29/09
Season-only
The Griffin family heads to the annual Quahog "Star Trek" convention, but Stewie blows a fuse when he doesn't get a chance to ask his favorite "Star Trek: The Next Generation" cast members any questions. He devises a plan, builds a transporter and beams the entire cast to his bedroom so they can spend a fun-filled day together in Quahog.
12 420
4/19/09
Season-only
After Brian gets thrown in the slammer for drug possession, he launches a campaign to legalize marijuana. Mayor West passes the law, and the whole town goes to pot.
13 Stew-Roids
4/26/09
Season-only
After Stewie gets his baby butt kicked by Joe's infant daughter, he starts hitting the gym with Peter. It seems like all of Stewie's hard work is paying off until Peter drops a bombshell when he reveals just how Stewie got those six-pack abs. Meanwhile, Chris starts to date a popular girl at school and quickly realizes that popularity is like physics -- as in what goes up must come down.
14 We Love You Conrad
5/3/09
Season-only
When Brian discovers that his beloved Jillian (guest voice Drew Barrymore) is getting married to her new boyfriend, he hits the sauce to drown his sorrows away but wakes up with more than just a hang-over. After realizing that he has just pick-up "The Hills" star Lauren Conrad (voiced by herself) he wants to run and hide until he discovers that she is nothing like what she's portrayed on TV. Well educated, articulate and quite accomplished, Brian may have found his perfect match if he can let the love of his life go.
15 Three Kings
5/10/09
Season-only
After Peter discovers the writing of Stephen King, he imagines his family and friends in three of King's most famous works. First, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe -- as 12-year-olds -- travel along a railroad track on a journey of self-discovery narrated by Richard Dreyfuss (guest-voicing as himself). Second, Brian is injured in a bad car crash only to be "rescued" by his "number one fan," Stewie. Finally, Cleveland and Peter become fast friends in prison.
16 Peter's Progress
5/17/09
Season-only
Peter has his palm read by a psychic who reveals that he had a fascinating past life as Griffin Peterson, a dignified gentleman who vied for the love of Lady Redbush in 17th century England and in the newly founded American colony of Quahog. It was a time of great love and adventure where King Stewart reigned supreme, the smartest dog in the room was the court jester, army lieutenants were merely boys and even old England loved "How I Met Your Mother" (Jason Segel, Neil Patrick Harris and Josh Radnor guest-voice).

About this show

Animated series "Family Guy" features the adventures of the Griffin family. Endearingly ignorant Peter and his stay-at-home wife Lois reside in Quahog, R.I., and have three kids. Meg, the eldest child, is a social outcast, and teenage Chris is awkward and clueless when it comes to the opposite sex. The youngest, Stewie, is a genius baby bent on killing his mother and destroying the world. The talking dog, Brian, keeps Stewie in check while sipping martinis and sorting through his own life issues.

Ratings and reviews

4.5
1.29K reviews
8BIT Scorpion
October 29, 2017
"You think that's bad? Remember the time I was David Hasselhoff's car?" This show used to be good. The first three seasons are easily the best, and I think 7 and under aren't that bad either. But the majority of the new episodes are horrid. The first three seasons relied less on flashbacks. 4-7 relied on them too, but were at least watchable and funny. Even 4-7's flashbacks were annoying at times, it draws away from the story and is VERY VERY annoying. I don't see how Family Guy can't work as an internet web series, especially now. But why isn't it a web series? Because MacFarlane wants money.
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Julian De Bortoli
March 19, 2021
I loved Family Guy until season 19. Don't know what happened there, different writers? Don't know but it's soooo not funny. Bring back the funny writers in every other season but 19. So unfortunate...
Joseph H
November 22, 2023
This show has become the latest to join the "go woke go broke" list of Disney/Disney owned flops. So sad. Seasons 1 to about 15 were mildly amusing to hilarious at times, and now it has become drivel and appears to pander to very specific demographics. It's not longer "family" guy.