Seinfeld

1989 • NBC
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The Complete Series episodes (171)

1 Season 1, Episode 1, The Good News, Bad News
7/4/89
Season-only
Laura, a woman Jerry met during a trip to Laming, has called to say she is coming to New York on business and might like to see him while she is in town. Although Jerry is convinced Laura is interested in romance, George disagrees, saying her non-committal attitude means she is only being polite. After hearing their argument, Claire, a waitress in their local coffee shop, agrees with George's assessment. Jerry's neighbor Kessler offers to speak with Laura to find out her intentions, but Jerry declines, now thinking the whole thing has been a misunderstanding. However, as they are talking, Laura calls, wanting to know if she can stay with Jerry for the weekend. Hearing of this new development, George admits he must have been wrong about Laura. Jerry arranges for George to give him a ride to the airport where the two of them meet Laura. Returning to his apartment Jerry is intrigued when Laura asks to stay an extra day, wanting to spend it on a boat ride around Manhattan with him. Laura then receives a phone call from an anxious fiancé, prompting her to tell a disappointed Jerry never to get married. © 1989 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
2 Season 1, Episode 2, The Stakeout
5/31/90
Season-only
Jerry and his ex-girlfriend Elaine discover the true meaning of friendship when Jerry decides to pursue romance with a gorgeous friend of Elaine's. © 1990 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
3 Season 1, Episode 3, The Robbery
6/7/90
Season-only
When Jerry's apartment is broken into, George persuades him to look at a new one. But the decision to move sets off an unhappy chain of events as Elaine wants to rent Jerry's old place, and George really wants his new one. © 1990 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
4 Season 1, Episode 4, Male Unbonding
6/13/90
Season-only
Jerry finds that trying to end a friendship with Joel, a guy he's known and disliked for years, is harder than breaking up with a woman. © 1990 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
5 Season 1, Episode 5, The Stock Tip
6/21/90
Season-only
Jerry invests in the stock market on a hot tip from George. © 1990 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
6 Season 2, Episode 1, The Ex-Girlfriend
1/23/91
Season-only
Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
7 Season 2, Episode 2, The Pony Remark
1/30/91
Season-only
Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
8 Season 2, Episode 3, The Jacket
2/6/91
Season-only
While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
9 Season 2, Episode 4, The Phone Message
2/13/91
Season-only
After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
10 Season 2, Episode 5, The Apartment
4/4/91
Season-only
Jerry has second thoughts after helping Elaine get an apartment in his building. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
11 Season 2, Episode 6, The Statue
4/11/91
Season-only
Elaine talks Jerry into hiring a friend who's working his way through college by cleaning people's homes. When a statue is discovered missing, he suspects the student. But Jerry is unsure how to handle getting it back. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
12 Season 2, Episode 7, The Revenge
4/18/91
Season-only
George plots to get revenge on his boss after-being fired; Jerry and Kramer target a laundry owner who they suspect of stealing. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
13 Season 2, Episode 8, The Heart Attack
4/25/91
Season-only
George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a "holistic" healer. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
14 Season 2, Episode 9, The Deal
5/2/91
Season-only
Jerry and Elaine devise a new set of rules for their relationship. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
15 Season 2, Episode 10, The Baby Shower
5/16/91
Season-only
Kramer talks Jerry into getting cable-television service from an illegal source, and the crooked cable installer shows up on the same day Jerry has given use of his apartment to Elaine for a friend's baby shower. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
16 Season 2, Episode 11, The Chinese Restaurant
5/23/91
Season-only
Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
17 Season 2, Episode 12, The Busboy
6/26/91
Season-only
George feels guilty for inadvertently getting a busboy fired from his job and then tries to make it up to him. Meanwhile, Elaine spends the week with an old boyfriend who is visiting her from out of town. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
18 Season 2, Episode 13, The Stranded
11/27/91
Season-only
Elaine and Jerry are left stranded at a party after George goes home with his date. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
19 Season 3, Episode 1, The Note
9/18/91
Season-only
To get a top-of-the-line massage free, Jerry asks his dentist friend to sign a note saying Jerry, George and Elaine need treatment from a certified physical therapist for medical reasons. When the doctor is later suspected of insurance fraud, Jerry must figure a way to save his friend's reputation and career. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
20 Season 3, Episode 2, The Truth
9/25/91
Season-only
After a tortuous evening with a new girlfriend, George tells her they should stop seeing each other. He then makes the mistake of accommodating her when she insists on hearing the reason. Meanwhile, Elaine bites her lip as Kramer's wild romance with her roommate heats up. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
21 Season 3, Episode 3, The Pen
10/2/91
Season-only
Hoping they can do some scuba diving, Jerry takes Elaine to Florida where he is appearing at a banquet honoring his father's retirement as president of his condominium association. After admiring a pen belonging to Morty's friend Jack, Jerry receives it as a gift. Although Helen insists that the offer was made reluctantly and wants her son to return it, Morty insists on Jerry keeping the pen. When Elaine's back is injured after a hot and uncomfortable night on the sofa bed, she is unable to go diving. However, when he takes the trip alone, an accident leaves Jerry with two black eyes. Meanwhile, when the neighbors begin to gossip about the pen and Jerry agrees to return it, Morty argues with Jack and accuses him of taking a gift away from his son. At the banquet, Elaine is embarrassingly incoherent after taking muscle relaxers for her back, while Jerry is forced to wear sunglasses because of his eye injury. During his introduction of the guest of honor, Jack makes some unflattering remarks about Morty, causing them argue in front of the audience and forcing Jerry to try and regain control of the event. Finally, Elaine is unhappy after being told she will have to stay for another five days to allow her back to recover, while Morty learns he is being sued by Jack. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
22 Season 3, Episode 4, The Dog
10/9/91
Season-only
Jerry is stuck at home when he gets roped into dog-sitting a rambunctious hound. Without Jerry around, George and Elaine find they have little in common. Meanwhile, Kramer insists it's the absolute end for him and his girlfriend and that he's going to end the relationship. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
23 Season 3, Episode 5, The Library
10/16/91
Season-only
The library contacts Jerry about an overdue book dating back to 1971. According to Kramer, with a fine of 5 cents a day for 20 years, the cost could come to $50,000. In a flashback to when Jerry and George were teens in high school, Jerry attempts to recall exactly when he returned the book in question. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
24 Season 3, Episode 6, The Parking Garage
10/30/91
Season-only
Jerry and his friends get lost in a parking garage. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
25 Season 3, Episode 7, The Cafe
10/30/91
Season-only
Noticing that few people stop to eat at a certain small neighborhood cafe, Jerry feels sorry for the owner and stops in to suggest ways of increasing business - which causes the restaurant to do even worse. Meanwhile, George agrees to take an I.Q. test as part of his girlfriend's research project and then fears she'll find out he's not as smart as he's been saying he is. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
26 Season 3, Episode 8, The Tape
11/13/91
Season-only
Jerry frantically tries to identify the mystery woman who anonymously whispered naughty suggestions into the tape recorder he used to record his stand-up comedy act. But when Elaine confides to George that the voice was hers, George sees her in a more sensual light! Hoping to impress her, he procures an ancient Chinese potion guaranteed to grow hair. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
27 Season 3, Episode 9, The Nose Job
11/20/91
Season-only
Jerry is tom between his libido and his brain when he debates whether to continue dating a sexy, gorgeous -- but self-centered and witless -- actress. Meanwhile, George can't help staring at the unusually large nose of an otherwise attractive woman he's been seeing. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
28 Season 3, Episode 10, The Alternate Side
12/4/91
Season-only
No sooner does Elaine tell Jerry the virtues of dating an older man than she decides to break up with her 66-year-old beau -- a split made more complicated when he has a heart attack in front on Jerry's apartment. To make matters worse, George flunks his new job of parking cars -- which blocks traffic and an approaching ambulance. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
29 Season 3, Episode 11, The Red Dot
12/11/91
Season-only
Jerry accidentally causes Elaine's breakup with her boyfriend, a recovering alcoholic, when he resumes drinking. George shows his gratitude to Elaine for finding him a job by buying her a discounted cashmere sweater, hoping she won't notice the slight blemish in the fabric. © 1991 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
30 Season 3, Episode 12, The Subway
1/8/92
Season-only
Riding the subway proves both boom and bust for Jerry and his friends. © 1992 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
31 Season 3, Episode 13, The Pez Dispenser
1/15/92
Season-only
Jerry's practical joke causes George problems with his new girlfriend. © 1992 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
32 Season 3, Episode 14, The Suicide
1/29/92
Season-only
Jerry frets that his creepy neighbor will awake from his coma and find out that he's been dating the sick man's passionate girlfriend. Meanwhile, Elaine is out of her mind with hunger after fasting to prepare for an ulcer test, and George delays a Caribbean vacation to consult a psychic about his fear of a plane crash.
33 Season 3, Episode 15, The Fix Up
2/5/92
Season-only
Against their better judgment, Jerry and Elaine decide to play matchmaker for the jobless, dateless and possibly hopeless George, setting him up with a single friend of Elaine's. © 1992 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
34 Season 3, Episode 16, The Boyfriend, Part 1 and 2
2/11/92
Season-only
While performing his comedy act, Jerry meets Keith Hernandez (as himself), the former New York Mets all-star and one of Jerry's favorite baseball players.
35 Season 3, Episode 17, The Limo
2/26/92
Season-only
When George's car breaks down at the airport, Jerry coolly convinces a waiting limo driver that they are his intended passengers. Their clever ruse turns ominous, however, when they learn the real client is a neo-Nazi -- and they're en route to a rally where violent protesters are eager to get their hands on their quarry. © 1992 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
36 Season 3, Episode 18, The Good Samaritan
3/4/92
Season-only
Jerry witnesses a hit-and-run and tracks down the driver, but his good intentions get sidetracked when he discovers she's a beautiful woman -- and willing to go out with him. Meanwhile, George flees town when he has an affair with the wife of a belligerent husband whose revenge knows no bounds. © 1992 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
37 Season 3, Episode 19, The Letter
3/25/92
Season-only
Jerry's new girlfriend gives his friends Elaine, George and Kramer prime VIP seats to a Yankees baseball game. But when the trio is tossed out for a minor altercation, Jerry backs up his friends and calls it quits with the woman -- until she woos him back with a piece of plagiarized prose. © 1992 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.]]
38 Season 3, Episode 20, The Parking Space
4/22/92
Season-only
As Jerry settles in to watch a boxing match on TV, George and Elaine return with his borrowed car and concoct a wild story to explain why it's developed a clanking noise. In addition, the reckless George heatedly debates geometric angles with a fellow parallel parker who challenges his right to the same precious space. © 1992 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
39 Season 3, Episode 21, The Keys
5/6/92
Season-only
When Kramer invites himself over once too often, Jerry demands he return the spare set of keys Jerry loaned to him, which virtually ends their open-door friendship. Distraught and overwrought, Kramer heads west to California and meets new and interesting people. © 1992 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
40 Season 4, Episode 1, The Trip: Part 1
8/12/92
Season-only
While Jerry is asking George to join him on a trip to California to appear on "The Tonight Show," Kramer is still trying to get his show business career off the ground after his "Murphy Brown" appearance, living in a Hollywood boarding house as he tries to sell his treatment for a film. After an embarrassing incident with airport security, Jerry and George finally board their flight to Los Angeles. Meanwhile, at a casting call in which he fails to get a part, Kramer meets a struggling young actress named Chelsea. Discussing his career plans over coffee with Chelsea, Kramer spots actor Fred Savage and nervously approaches with his treatment. Meanwhile, at their hotel in Los Angeles, Jerry is upset to find that the maid accidentally threw out a scrap of paper on which he had written down some new jokes. At "The Tonight Show" taping, while Jerry takes care of some business, George accosts actor Corbin Bernsen with an idea he has for "L.A. Law," and then lectures "Cheers" star George Wendt about changes he would make in the show. After the police find Chelsea murdered, a fragment of his treatment found with the body makes Kramer a suspect in the case. As the police pursue Kramer, Jerry is shocked when both Corbin Bernsen and George Wendt discuss their hallway encounters with George on "The Tonight Show." Finally, as Jerry is blaming the maid for ruining his monologue, he and George are surprised by a television newscast identifying Kramer as the "Smog Strangler." © 1992 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
41 Season 4, Episode 2, The Trip: Part 2
8/18/92
Season-only
Hearing that Kramer is being sought as the Smog Strangler, Jerry and George decide to locate their friend and vindicate him in the killings. Calling from a pay phone and admitting he cannot find his way to the police station, Jerry identifies himself as George and is told to wait for someone to pick him up. However, when their police escorts have to answer a call about a crime in progress, they are forced to share the back seat of the patrol car with new suspect Toby Nagy. Admitting to being friends of the suspected serial killer, George debates Toby on just how much one should tip the maid during a hotel stay. When the police are called to apprehend another suspect and Jerry and George rush to help, they leave the car door ajar allowing Toby to escape. Relishing the publicity at the center of a media circus, during a visit by his friends, Kramer talks enthusiastically of his life in Hollywood before pleading with them for help. Then, after a harsh interrogation, Kramer suddenly finds himself a free man when the killer strikes as he is in custody. Insisting upon staying in Los Angeles, Kramer accuses his friends of having no faith in his ability to make it in show business. However, back in New York after their west coast adventure, they are surprised when Kramer drops into Jerry's apartment to borrow some mustard. Finally, when a television news broadcast reveals Smog Strangler Toby Nagy somehow managed to escape from the back of a patrol car, his description fits George to a tee. © 1992 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
42 Season 4, Episode 3, The Pitch/The Ticket
9/16/92
Season-only
Asked if he might be interested in doing something on television, Jerry accepts the NBC network's invitation to meet about developing a new series. While discussing the meeting, George suggests doing a show about nothing, using-Jerry and his friends as the main characters. Taking George along to NBC, Jerry runs into Joe Davola, a writer who sees the same psychiatrist as Elaine. After he accidentally lets on that Kramer is having a party, to which Joe has not been invited, Jerry insists on warning his neighbor but is interrupted as he and George are called in for their meeting.Interrupting Jerry as he pitches their idea, George explains how, without any plot or story, the show will simply observe the everyday lives its main characters. Pressed for details, George insists he will not compromise his artistic integrity by changing it in any way, only to be later lectured by Jerry about how his stupid idea ruined any chance of getting a deal. Dismissing Jerry's criticisms, George wonders if he would have a chance at getting a date with Susan, one of the executives at the meeting.While Jerry is warning Kramer about Davola, George and Susan arrive to announce that she has convinced her NBC colleagues to pursue their idea for a series. However, when Kramer drinks some old milk in the refrigerator, Jerry and George watch in horror as he suddenly vomits on Susan. As George later laments the effect the vomiting incident will have on their deal, Kramer arrives after having been attacked by Davola on the street and warns Jerry that he is next. With Kramer suffering after effects from his encounter with Crazy Joe Davola, Jerry suggests Kramer see a doctor right away. Then, after getting everyone to agree to chip in for Susan's dry cleaning bill, Jerry and George are surprised when they are invited back for another meeting with the network to discuss their show. While on their way to the meeting, Jerry throws his faulty watch in the trash before being met on the street by his Uncle Lou. Cutting their conversation short, Jerry and George hail a cab to the meeting, unaware that Lou has recovered the discarded watch for himself.Complaining about how bad his-relatives can make him feel when he doesn't have time to talk, Jerry gets George to agree to be more flexible as they prepare for their meeting. Then, after George reverses his position for the show, they are offered a deal to write a pilot episode for $13,000. Meanwhile, having been ticketed for speeding, Newman claims he was trying to get home to help a suicidal friend, but Kramer's erratic behavior undercuts his alibi and he is forced to pay the fine.As Jerry gets a call at NBC from his mother to complain about how he insulted Uncle Lou, George is disappointed when Susan actually accepts the money to pay her cleaning bill. Then, as Elaine's psychiatrist worries about having left enough medication for his psychotic patient, Jerry spots Davola outside a diner waiting for him. Asking a police officer for help, he is dismayed when the cop decides to eat before escorting him out. Finally, after Newman and Kramer arrive with news that Davola isn't outside, Newman discovers his car is being ticketed. © 1992 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
43 Season 4, Episode 4, The Wallet
9/23/92
Season-only
While Jerry and his parents, Morty and Helen, are on their way to New York for his father's appointment with a back specialist, George is telling the NBC executive who championed their show that the network's offer for the pilot episode is too small and that he and Jerry have agreed to pass. Then, as his mom worries after learning that Crazy Joe Davola is out to get her son, Jerry's parents notice he isn't wearing the watch they gave him as a present. Claiming it is out being fixed, Jerry admits to Kramer that he actually tossed the defective watch in a trash can and asks that he not tell mom and dad -- unaware that it was retrieved by his Uncle Leo. Arriving for his appointment and surprised by all the forms he needs to complete, Morty gives only his name and address before being taken in for his x-rays. However, upon returning to the examination room, he discovers that his wallet is missing. Meanwhile, Jerry criticizes George for turning down the offer for their show, claiming the network will simply move on to someone else's script. Upon returning from her trip, Elaine is forced to admit her relationship with Dr. Reston is not working out and that the psychologist is using his professional insights to manipulate her. With his wallet and money gone, Morty accuses the doctor and his staff of thievery and leaves without paying. Meanwhile, Elaine tries to break up with Dr. Reston by telling him that an old boyfriend has suddenly come back into her life. But, panicking when he presses for details, she says his name is Kramer and agrees to have him call Dr. Reston to discuss their relationship. Finally, as Morty is complaining about the theft, Uncle Leo arrives at Jerry's wearing his discarded watch. © 1992 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
44 Season 4, Episode 5, The Watch
9/30/92
Season-only
When Jerry's mom and dad come for a visit, Jerry desperately tries to buy back the watch the bought for him, which was recovered by his Uncle Leo after Jerry had thrown it in the trash. Across town, a sweaty-palmed George tracks down a TV executive to negotiate his series deal -- at a lower figure.
45 Season 4, Episode 6, The Bubble Boy
10/7/92
Season-only
Left without his date for a weekend at Susan's cabin, Jerry agrees to ask Elaine. However, still sensitive about his vomiting on Susan, Jerry and George keep the trip a secret from Kramer, who has been invited to play golf at an exclusive country club. Approached by a delivery truck driver whose son Donald must live inside a plastic bubble, Jerry is asked to pay him a visit for his birthday. After Elaine insists that Jerry do it, Susan points out that Donald's house is on the way to the cabin and says they can all stop during the trip. When he and Elaine find themselves left behind because of George's manic driving, Jerry admits he doesn't have directions to the bubble boy's house. Meanwhile, when his golf date is cancelled, Kramer is browsing in Jerry's apartment when Naomi calls to say she has changed her mind about the trip and he agrees to take her to the cabin himself. Arriving at the bubble boy's house, Susan and George are introduced to the irascible and rude Donald, while Jerry tries to recover an autographed photo he reluctantly gave to a waitress. Finding himself being beaten and taunted by Donald during a game of Trivial Pursuit, George tries using a misprint to gain an advantage and is attacked, causing the bubble to spring a leak. Arriving at the cabin, Kramer breaks in and waits with Naomi for everyone else to arrive. As Jerry's argument with the waitress escalates into a fight, word arrives that the bubble boy was attacked and, hurrying to the house, Jerry and Elaine see Donald being rushed to the hospital as the locals prepare to avenge the attack. Finally, while he is on a late night swim with Naomi, Kramer's cigar sets the cabin ablaze and, arriving to find the roaring inferno, a horrified Susan watches as her family's lakeside retreat is destroyed. © 1992 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
46 Season 4, Episode 7, The Cheever Letters
10/28/92
Season-only
While preparing for the dinner at which he is to tell Susan's father about the loss of his cabin, George sits down to begin working with Jerry on their script for the network. Then, reminded to call Elaine but forced to talk with her assistant Sandra, Jerry complains about Sandra's keeping him on the phone too long. However, Elaine tries talking to Sandra about the problem and ends up upsetting her, causing Sandra to quit. Meanwhile, as they struggle with the script, Kramer asks for another box of Cuban cigars, noting that, without them, he will be unable to play golf at the Westchester Country Club. Told of Sandra's quitting, Jerry reluctantly agrees to apologize and then ends up accepting her offer to meet for a drink. However, after Sandra makes a pass at him at his apartment, Jerry unconsciously says something that offends Sandra and she storms off. Worried that having convinced her to return to work, she will talk about the episode, Jerry insists that Elaine fire Sandra, claiming she is unfit to be working for her. While at dinner with Susan's family, George notes the comic irony in the fact that Mr. Ross' cigars were responsible for the cabin being burned to the ground. Deciding to take a break from their script writing, Jerry and George stop by the Ross' just as a package of letters recovered from the fire is being delivered by the doorman. However, when Susan begins to read one aloud, her family is shocked to find they are from author John Cheever, which describe a sexually active affair he had with Mr. Ross for many years. Politely excusing themselves, Jerry and George return home to resume writing, while Kramer drops by on his way to play golf with his new Cuban friends and Elaine makes a passing reference to the remark that upset Sandra so much. © 1992 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
47 Season 4, Episode 8, The Opera
11/4/92
Season-only
Unaware of a threatening message left by Crazy Joe Davola, Jerry is persuaded to join Kramer, Elaine and George for an opening night gala at the opera. After hearing Davola's message, Jerry is counseled by Kramer to stay calm and call Davola to explain that there has been a misunderstanding. Meanwhile, wanting to surprise her date with the tickets, Elaine arrives to find him working out to the strains of "Pagliacci", after having converted his apartment into a shrine by covering the walls with surveillance photos of her. Insisting on leaving, Elaine then sprays him in the face with breath freshener to make a getaway. When George announces that his date, Susan, will not be able to join them, he is stuck with a hundred-dollar ticket for the opera. But, with George and Elaine not bringing their dates, Kramer insists they can sell the tickets for five hundred dollars apiece. As Kramer and George agree to meet Jerry at the theater, Davola makes himself up as the clown from "Pagliacci" as he prepares to track down Elaine at the opera. Insisting on being allowed to sell Susan's ticket himself, George is attacked by a wealthy patron who once ejected him from his son's wedding for making a lewd toast, while Jerry and Elaine panic upon realizing that Crazy Joe Davola was her date. As Jerry and Elaine are harassed by a hapless street performer dressed as a clown, Kramer is approached by Davola with an offer to buy his extra ticket. However, when Davola approaches them outside the theater, Jerry and Elaine mistake him for the street performer outside -- until they detect the distinct smell of her breath spray. Meanwhile, after selling his extra ticket, George is surprised when Susan arrives to attend the opera after all. Finally, upon making it to the safety of their seats, Jerry and Elaine are shocked to learn that Kramer sold his extra ticket to someone dressed as a clown. © 1992 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
48 Season 4, Episode 9, The Virgin
11/11/92
Season-only
When Jerry runs into a woman that he once considered dating, he is happy to learn that Marla is no longer with her boyfriend. Then when George expresses interest in Marla's friend Stacy, Jerry points out that he already has a girlfriend and that breaking up with Susan could ruin their deal at NBC. Inviting Marla over to his apartment and finding Kramer there watching his television, Jerry learns that Marla is still a virgin. While Marla is getting some unsolicited advice about men from Elaine, Jerry asks Kramer to get his own TV back from George. However, claiming that watching TV is an addiction, Kramer insists that he can't keep a TV set around the house. Ordering Chinese food before a critical meeting at the network, George suggests doing a show about an uninsured motorist ordered to compensate an accident victim by being his butler. Meanwhile, Elaine's jaywalking causes an accident, which prompts a lawsuit by restaurant deliveryman Ping. Arriving at the network, George excuses himself to speak with David Letterman about getting rid of Susan, forcing Jerry to start their meeting without him. With few ideas to speak of, Jerry proposes the butler show as their pilot, and is surprised when everyone is taken with the idea. However, when George kisses Susan upon entering the room, their hopes are dashed when the gesture causes her to lose her job at the network. Finally, Jerry cringes upon hearing the advice Marla has been getting from Elaine, while George finds that being a television writer is not his ticket to meeting women. © 1992 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
49 Season 4, Episode 10, The Contest
11/18/92
Season-only
After catching him masturbating causes his mother to fall and end up in the hospital, George insists he will never do it again. But, when his friends claim he could never quit so easily, George, Jerry, Elaine and Kramer make a bet to see who can hold out from having sex the longest. However, when Kramer notices a neighbor walking around her apartment without any clothes on, and Elaine ends up in an exercise class with John F. Kennedy, Jr., their resolve is put to the test. Meanwhile, George discovers that a beautiful woman sharing a hospital room with his mom gets a regular sponge bath during visiting hours, and Jerry gets ever closer to having sex with Marla, testing their self control, too. Unable to resist the temptation of the nude neighbor, Kramer is the first to bow out and pay up on the bet. Frustrated by the tension, Jerry decides to tell the neighbor to keep her blinds drawn but is dissuaded by Kramer's impassioned plea. Though George admits to being excited by the nightly sponge bath ritual and Elaine reveals that she shared a cab ride with the young Kennedy, they both insist they are still holding out. But, after discovering that JFK, Jr. is interested in a date, Elaine gives in to the pressure and pays off on the bet, too. With George at the hospital to witness another sponge bath, Jerry is finally asked by Marla to take her to bed. However, when he casually reveals the terms of the bet, Marla is appalled with their insensitivity and runs crying from the apartment. Finally, after giving up on her rendezvous with Kennedy outside Jerry's apartment, she and Jerry spot Kramer in bed with the nude neighbor, and George arrives and tells Elaine that JFK just met with the distraught Marla. © 1992 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
50 Season 4, Episode 11, The Airport
11/25/92
Season-only
After losing a bet to Jerry, George agrees to pick him and Elaine up at Kennedy Airport after a trip. But, when the flight is cancelled and they are offered a pair of seats on another plane to LaGuardia Airport, Jerry and Elaine discover that one of them is in first class. After vying for the seat of their choice, Elaine is forced to travel in coach and struggles with an overcrowded cabin, while Jerry enjoys himself in a roomy seat next to a gorgeous model named Tia. Meanwhile, having meticulously planned their trip to the airport, George is shocked when Kramer puts them squarely in the middle of a horrendous traffic jam. Upon arriving at JFK and learning about the flight cancellation, George finds himself fighting over the last copy of a newspaper with a prisoner on his way to jail. Then, as George mocks the convict and gets the paper for himself, Kramer spots an old roommate who has owed him money for the last twenty years. Meanwhile, as Elaine struggles just to get to the bathroom, Jerry and Tia playfully relax in the comfort of their first class seats. Though George convinces him to go to LaGuardia, Kramer is obsessed with collecting the debt from Grossbard. So, after arriving at LaGuardia to discover the flight has been rerouted back to Kennedy, Kramer realizes he will have his chance to get even after all. After agreeing to buy a pair of airline tickets in order to catch up with Grossbard, George finds himself in the bathroom face to face with the vengeful convict as Kramer is being arrested for assault and dragged off the plane. Meanwhile, when Jerry suggests Elaine take a vacant seat in first class, she is caught and forced to return to her coach seat. Finally, after everyone arrives at the baggage claim, Elaine discovers her bags are missing as the friends relive the pleasures and horrors of the trip. © 1992 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
51 Season 4, Episode 12, The Pick
12/16/92
Season-only
Listening to George lament about missing Susan, Jerry reminds him of just how much he disliked her when they were dating, and Elaine suggests George seek some professional advice, referring him to a therapist and friend. After Elaine agrees to have Kramer take a photograph for her Christmas card, Jerry entertains Tia at his apartment and discovers she is wearing the same fragrance Kramer had proposed to Calvin Klein a year ago. Although Jerry tries to keep it a secret, Kramer discovers the truth about his perfume and threatens to get revenge on the executive who originally ridiculed his idea. As George and the therapist start his session, they are distracted by a stuck zipper on his jacket. Meanwhile, Elaine discovers that the picture she sent out with her Christmas cards clearly shows too much décolletage. Then, though Jerry is only scratching his nose while stopped at a traffic light, from an adjacent cab Tia thinks she sees something much more disgusting and suddenly refuses to return his calls. When Elaine gripes about the problems her card has caused, George complains that he didn't receive one and she angrily gives him a close look at what he missed. Told that Tia is at Calvin Klein's office, Jerry and Kramer depart to settle their scores. As George persuades Susan to give him another chance, Kramer confronts Calvin and soon finds himself as a model for the designer's exclusive line of underwear. Meanwhile, Jerry is unable to change Tia's mind about what she saw, while Elaine is dropped by her religious new boyfriend after he receives her card. Finally, realizing that he truly dislikes being with Susan, George get himself thrown out of her apartment. © 1992 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
52 Season 4, Episode 13, The Movie
1/6/92
Season-only
Learning that his show at a comedy club has been delayed, Jerry agrees to a later spot and hurries across town to another club where he has also been booked before meeting his friends to cancel his plans to join them for a movie. But, accosted by comedian Pat Buckles and forced to share a cab, Jerry arrives to find he missed his other show. Meanwhile, arriving to find George standing in the wrong line and the movie sold out, Kramer waits for Jerry while Elaine and George go to another theater to buy four tickets. After arguing over how to repay George for her ticket, Elaine agrees to save three seats and sends George to find Kramer and Jerry. However, with Kramer off getting a hot dog, Jerry and George each arrive and find no one there at all. Then, just as Jerry goes inside to find his friends, Kramer returns. As Elaine is holding off the other patrons trying to take their seats, George returns but ' having lost his own stub, is forced to use one of the extra tickets he is holding for Jerry and Kramer. But, after missing Elaine because she is at the concession stand, George inadvertently walks through an exit and finds himself locked outside. Unable to find his friends, Jerry takes a cab to make his rescheduled set, while George is forced to use the remaining movie ticket and then ends up in the wrong theater. Meanwhile, Kramer has no problem getting past the usher when he claims to be looking for his friends and, unable to find Elaine, unwittingly takes her seat. Then, returning with her popcorn, Elaine cannot find her seat, while Jerry's cab driver stops for gas and he misses his spot when Buckles is recruited as a last minute replacement. Frustrated that his plans have been ruined, Jerry agrees to join Buckles for a movie and is unexpectedly reunited with his friends. © 1993 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
53 Season 4, Episode 14, The Visa
1/27/93
Season-only
As George and Elaine argue over getting the mail she picked up while Jerry was on the road, George admits he met an attractive immigration lawyer. Then, after they run into Babu Bhatt, the Pakistani immigrant Jerry helped get an apartment and a job after causing the failure of his restaurant, Elaine agrees to deliver Jerry's mail when they go to the Auto Show on Saturday. While at dinner with Cheryl, George is shocked when Jerry and Elaine drop in to join them on their way to the auto show. Asking for legal advice about the lawsuit brought by the deliveryman at the local Chinese restaurant, Elaine discovers that Cheryl is handling the case for her cousin Ping. As Cheryl excuses herself to use the phone, George worries that Jerry is too funny and persuades him to lose his sense of humor when Cheryl returns. Upon delivering Jerry's mail, Elaine notes that Cheryl has convinced Ping to drop the lawsuit while, returning early from a New York Yankees fantasy baseball camp, Kramer reveals that it closed after he punched Mickey Mantle in the mouth. Meanwhile, Babu is arrested because of an expired visa, and Jerry finds Babu's renewal application in his mail. Realizing he is responsible for Babu deportation, Jerry asks George to contact Cheryl for help. Admitting to the misplaced application, Jerry reassures Babu that the case is being handled. But, when Cheryl admits to being attracted to Jerry's dark side, George sees his plan backfiring and insists he is as disturbed as anyone she will ever meet. Learning that Babu has been deported to Pakistan, Jerry wonders what could have gone wrong until George reveals that he told Cheryl the truth about their deception. Finally, Ping announces that his lawsuit is back on and he is doubling the damages while, stuck in Pakistan with no way to return to America, Babu swears he will get revenge on Jerry. © 1993 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
54 Season 4, Episode 15, The Shoes
2/4/93
Season-only
After running into a woman Jerry dated a couple of times but was never able to kiss, Kramer is thanked for his loyalty when he reveals that he snubbed the elusive Gail Cunningham. Then, during a meeting with Elaine at the coffee shop, Jerry tries to explain why he and George have cut her character out of their script. But, when Gail arrives to complain about the Kramer's snub, she makes a snide remark about Elaine's expensive shoes. Meanwhile, George complains that his therapist didn't find the script funny, and Kramer announces that he kissed Gail. Learning that Gail told Kramer, about her shoes, Elaine tracks her down at the restaurant where she works to complain. However, failing to get any satisfaction, Elaine sneezes on an order of pasta Primavera as it is on its' way to the table of NBC executive Russell Dalrymple. Forced to meet at Russell's apartment because he suddenly took ill at lunch, Jerry and George arrive to find he is too sick to talk about their pilot. However, after asking to reschedule their meeting, Russell catches George leering at the cleavage of his fifteen year-old daughter. When Jerry and George's deal with NBC is suddenly cancelled, Jerry blames Elaine... who reminds him that it was no doubt cancelled when George was caught staring at Russell's daughter. So, hatching a plan to show Russell how easily one can be distracted by the cleavage of a passing stranger, Jerry has Kramer ask Gail to call the next time Russell is in the restaurant. When Russell arrives at the restaurant for lunch, Jerry and George hurry over to plead their case. However, when Elaine walks by wearing a low cut dress, Russell is oblivious to her presence, although another customer asks her for a date. But when Russell finally notices, the pilot deal is back on after Elaine agrees to join him for dinner. Finally, as she persuades them to put her character back in the script, Jerry and George realize something is wrong with their pasta Primavera. © 1993 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
55 Season 4, Episode 16, The Outing
2/11/93
Season-only
After Jerry is unsuccessful reaching a college reporter about an interview, Elaine notices two women eavesdropping on their conversation. To give them something interesting to hear, she casually mentions that Jerry and George have admitted they are gay, unaware that one of them is Sharon Lennard, the reporter waiting for the interview with Jerry. As Jerry prepares for the interview, George drops by to discuss his latest girlfriend and, while Sharon recognizes them immediately, they fail to realize who she is and proceed to argue like an old married couple. However, when it finally occurs to Jerry what has happened, he and George insist that what she overheard was just a joke. While Jerry is scolding Elaine for the misunderstanding, Kramer arrives to deliver a two-line phone for his birthday. Elaine then rushes out to exchange a similar phone Jim bought Jerry as her gift, when Sharon calls to say she has decided not to pursue the gay angle. But, when Jerry takes another call from George and sarcastically tells him that they must have fooled the reporter into believing they are not gay. What he discovers is that Sharon was able to hear his conversation. Failing to convince her that it was just another joke, Jerry discovers that he and George have been "outed" after the story is picked up by newspapers all across the country. As Kramer complains about being kept in the dark about their relationship, Jerry fields a call from his mom and dad while George panics and hurries to see his own mother, finding her hospitalized after an accident she had while reading the story in the paper. Meanwhile, after a gay sailor claims their courageous decision has inspired him to come out of the closet, too, Jerry decides that going to a Broadway musical together might not be the best idea given the circumstances, while George realizes that the newspaper story might be just the thing to get rid of his psychotic girlfriend. Despite George's claim that he is gay, Allison asks to speak with Jerry and arrives at the apartment as he and Sharon are on the couch kissing. Though George insists he tell Allison they are lovers, Jerry claims not to know what he is talking about. Finally, as Sharon bolts from the apartment and Jerry turns on his friend, George tries to convince Allison that he is a pornographic film star. © 1993 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
56 Season 4, Episode 17, The Old Man
2/18/93
Season-only
When Elaine volunteers to work with senior citizens, George rises to the occasion and is assigned to help eighty-five-year-old Ben Cantwell. Although Jerry claims he himself is too self-absorbed to participate, he caves in to pressure from his friends and agrees to work with eighty-seven-year-old Sid Fields. Meanwhile, Kramer and Newman try to sell Jerry's old record albums but, told they are virtually worthless, vow to return with a more valuable cache. Greeted by Sid's West Indian housekeeper before meeting a grumpy and rude Sid, Jerry notices stacks of old records and convinces him to let his friends have them. Meanwhile, George is incredulous over Ben's enthusiasm for living in the face of his advanced age, while Elaine nearly faints after discovering an unsightly goiter on Mrs. Oliver's neck. Telling them about Sid's albums, Jerry takes Kramer and Newman along to recover the records, and allows George to tag along, too. But, when Sid insists that everyone leave, an argument ensues and he loses his false teeth, which George then accidentally mangles in the garbage disposal. Insisting on taking him to the dentist right away, Jerry loses Sid once they have reached the street, while Elaine discovers that Mrs. Oliver was once the lover of Mohandas Ghandi and knew Winston Churchill. Offered only twenty dollars for Sid's entire collection, Kramer and Newman end up in a fight with the shopkeeper and destroy the albums. Then, as Jerry is being reprimanded for losing Sid, the old man's son arrives to find out what happened to his father. But, when Jerry explains that his friends were only clearing out some unwanted records, Tim demands that the valuable collection be returned just as Kramer and Newman arrive to announce that they were destroyed. Calling the apartment and finding his line is busy, everyone hurries to Sid's, arriving just in time to find George seducing the housekeeper. © 1993 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
57 Season 4, Episode 18, The Implant
2/25/93
Season-only
While discussing Sidra, a woman he has been dating from their health club, Jerry is shocked when Elaine claims that Sidra has had implants. Worried that she may be right, Jerry asks Elaine to investigate by spying on Sidra in the sauna. Meanwhile, having gotten nowhere after nine dates, George is about to make his move on Betsy when a phone call brings the news of the death of her Aunt Clarisse. In the gym sauna, Elaine is certain that Sidra has breast implants and, upset with the news, Jerry claims he cannot date her any longer. Complaining about his lack of progress with Betsy, George is encouraged to take advantage of her aunt's funeral to advance his cause. Though he is reluctant to fly to Detroit because of the expense, Kramer tells George about a special fare for family deaths and offers to pay half of the cost in order to get the frequent flyer miles for himself. As Elaine is in the sauna listening to Sidra complain about being dumped by her boyfriend, Elaine accidentally stumbles and grabs her voluptuous breasts to break her fall. With Elaine now claiming they are real, Jerry is determined to find out for himself, while George is told that he will need to produce a copy of a death certificate in order to get the discount fare. Playing the role of the loyal boyfriend, George is making progress with Betsy until an argument over chip dipping causes a fight with her brother Timmy. Appalled by his behavior, Betsy and her family throw George out of the house, leaving him without the death certificate he needs. Having invited Sidra over to his apartment, Jerry is upset when Kramer stops in to borrow a bathing suit for a trip to Puerto Rico. Then, when Elaine drops by, Sidra realizes she was set up and leaves after criticizing Jerry for sending his friend to investigate her breasts. Finally, despite having a photograph of him standing next to Aunt Clarisse's coffin, George cannot convince the ticket agent to give him the discount. © 1993 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
58 Season 4, Episode 19, The Junior Mint
3/17/93
Season-only
When an artist she stopped dating because of his weight is admitted for surgery, Elaine asks Jerry to pose as her new boyfriend during her visit. Taking Kramer along, Elaine is surprised to find that Roy is now thin and, told that she was responsible for the dramatic change, her romantic interest is rekindled. However, when Kramer expresses some concern about the surgical procedure, Roy's doctor invites him and Jerry to observe the operation along with some of his students. But, while watching from the operating room balcony, Kramer accidentally drops a mint and he and Jerry watch in horror as it lands inside Roy. Meanwhile, Jerry sets out to learn the name of a woman he has been dating, while George discovers a lost childhood bank account containing nineteen hundred dollars. After agreeing not to tell Elaine about the lost mint, Jerry and Kramer are told that Roy's condition has taken an inexplicable turn for the worse. Though Jerry claims he can't live with the accident on his conscience, Kramer insists they keep quiet, while George senses an opportunity to make some money and asks Elaine to buy him nineteen hundred dollars worth of the ailing artist's triangle paintings. Then, after catching Jerry going through her purse before he can learn her name, The Mystery Woman rebuffs George and Kramer’s attempts to uncover her identity. Despite George's insistence that they do nothing to interfere with fate, Jerry calls the hospital to confess and discovers that Roy has made an inexplicable recovery. Though the artist claims it was George's investment that inspired him to recover, Dr. Siegel suggests that something must have happened during the operation which helped him stave off a deadly infection. Realizing that he will only get fat now that he is well, Elaine again tries to avoid seeing Roy after he is released, while the Mystery Woman abandons Jerry after discovering he doesn't know her name. © 1993 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
59 Season 4, Episode 20, The Smelly Car
4/15/93
Season-only
Upon leaving a restaurant after dinner with Jerry, Elaine discovers that a parking valet's body odor has permeated Jerry's car and, after latching onto them, prematurely ends her date later that same night with Carl. Claiming that the smell caused Carl to leave her in such a hurry, Jerry expresses his fear that the odor is permanently attached to their bodies. Meanwhile, after spotting Susan holding hands with another woman at the video store, George learns she became a lesbian after they broke up, unaware that her lover, Mona, has fallen in love at first sight with Kramer. As Jerry is persuading the restaurant's owner to pay half the cost of cleaning his car, George discovers that a video he was to return has been stolen. While at the store trying to explain the loss, George meets Susan and discovers he, too, has been infected with the overpowering stench. Then, as Jerry discovers that an expensive auto deodorizing treatment has failed, Elaine's efforts at the beauty parlor to remove the odor from her hair proves to be unacceptable to Carl's sensitive nose. Unable to stop the odor, Jerry decides that his only alternative is to sell his car, while an angry Susan looks for her girlfriend at Kramer's apartment. As he is consoling Susan about losing her lover, and admitting to being attracted by her lesbianism, George is then confronted by another old girlfriend, with some unexpected results. Finally, a frustrated Jerry leaves his car to be stolen by an unsuspecting gang of thieves, while Elaine seeks an extreme deodorizing treatment, and Kramer discovers that borrowing Jerry's jacket has cost him his affair with Mona. © 1993 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
60 Season 4, Episode 21, The Handicap Spot
5/12/93
Season-only
Having been invited to an engagement party for Drake, Jerry and his friends debate what kind of gift to bring. Convincing George to borrow his father's car, they stop at a shopping mall while on their way to the party and, after parking in a handicap space, head off to buy a big screen television. When they return to the car, they discover that a wheelchair-bound woman's accident has drawn an angry crowd around their illegally parked car and, retreating to plan their escape, they return to find it has been totaled by the mob. While George tells his father that he and his friends were attacked by an irate gang, Kramer announces that he has fallen in love with the injured woman while visiting her in the hospital. Insisting on helping Lola out, Kramer takes George to buy a used wheelchair, while Jerry and Elaine discover that Drake has called off the wedding and has given his fiancé all of the party gifts. Determined to get the TV back, Elaine calls Drake's ex-fiancé only to find that she has donated the gifts to a charity -- one at which George's father also happens to be a volunteer. However, during the meeting where he is being singled out for his years of faithful service to the organization, Frank is arrested for George's illegally parking in a handicap spot. To repay his father for the damage and, the ticket, George takes a page from his pilot for NBC and agrees to become his father's butler. Meanwhile, dumping Kramer after being given the wheelchair, a faulty brake causes Lola to careen out of control while going down a hill. Learning of the accident, Frank decides to give Lola a big screen TV that was recently donated and orders George to get his friends to help deliver it. So, after picking up the set and returning it to get their money back, George is persuaded to park next to a fire hydrant. © 1993 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
61 Season 4, Episode 22, The Pilot, Part 1 and 2
5/19/93
Season-only
While Jerry and George await news of the future of their pilot, Kramer lobbies to play himself in the show, as NBC President Russell Dalrymple pressures Elaine to go out with him again. Worried about what will happen to him now that he is on the verge of success, George goes to see his therapist. But, when Dana notices a slight discoloration under his lip and suggests he see a doctor, he immediately assumes it is cancer. As everyone at NBC worries about Russell's failure to show up for the auditions, Jerry and George help select the cast. Then, determined to get a shot at a part, Kramer arrives to try out, only to have his audition cut short by a sudden need for a bathroom. But, unable to find a bathroom, he sprints for home and is mugged along the way. Meanwhile, Jerry and Elaine notice that the coffee shop's new owner hired only large-breasted waitresses, and George panics when his doctor orders a biopsy on his lip. Invited to the taping, but fearing another confrontation with Russell, Elaine arrives in a disguise, only to be recognized by a childhood acquaintance. Meanwhile, George gets some good news about his biopsy, Kramer takes extreme measures to regain regularity and the psychotic Joe Davola suddenly leaps from the studio audience and attacks Jerry. As everyone arrives to watch the completed pilot on TV, Kramer announces his success in curing his constipation, while Jerry discovers his father’s long-missing wallet beneath the cushions of his couch. But, just as they are getting used to the idea of being rich television producers, Jerry and George learn that Russell has been fired after mysteriously disappearing and that his replacement is not picking up their show for the new season. Blamed by Jerry for their show’s failure, Elaine presses her case and finds that the coffee shop waitresses are actually the owner’s daughters. Finally, after Russell becomes an environmental activist to redeem himself in Elaine's eyes, he is lost at sea while intercepting a whaling ship. © 1993 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
62 Season 5, Episode 1, The Mango
9/16/93
Season-only
Jerry learns an uncomfortable secret about his romance with Elaine.
63 Season 5, Episode 2, The Puffy Shirt
9/23/93
Season-only
After helping George move in with his parents, Jerry joins Elaine for dinner with Kramer and Leslie, a fashion designer with the unnerving habit of talking so quietly no one can ever hear what she is saying. As Kramer lets his friends in on Leslie's latest creation, a puffy shirt like the ones worn by pirates, Elaine announces that Jerry will be appearing on "The Today Show" to promote a charity benefit. Meanwhile, during dinner with his parents, George inadvertently collides with a modeling agency owner who notices he has a pair of remarkable hands. Recounting the fortuitous accident, George reveals he has already been given his first assignment as a hand model, while Kramer notes how Jerry's offer to wear the puffy shirt on television has helped Leslie's flagging business. However, unaware that he ever agreed to anything of the sort, Jerry realizes he has been victimized by Leslie's low talking. But, when he balks upon seeing the shirt and Elaine warns that it will mock the benefit to help clothe the homeless, Jerry is persuaded by Kramer to make good on his promise because Leslie has so much at stake. Meanwhile, George's life takes a dramatic turn after being told he has the most exquisite pair of hands in the business. Upset by Bryant Gumbel's jokes about his clothes, Jerry loses his cool on the air and claims the puffy shirt is the stupidest thing he has ever seen. Upon hearing the remark, Leslie launches into a screaming tirade and accuses Jerry of ruining her career. Then, as George arrives with news of his good fortune and weighs in with his own negative views of the shirt, Leslie shoves him into a hot iron, forever ruining his future as a hand model. Finally, as Jerry, George and Elaine all complain about the damage caused by the puffy shirt, Kramer says the fiasco also destroyed Leslie's business. © 1993 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
64 Season 5, Episode 3, The Glasses
9/30/93
Season-only
George's stolen glasses set off a bizarre chain of events.
65 Season 5, Episode 4, The Sniffing Accountant
10/7/93
Season-only
Worried about their investments, Jerry, Kramer and Newman search for clues to determine if their accountant's unexplained sniffle could be related to something he may have snorted.
66 Season 5, Episode 5, The Bris
10/14/93
Season-only
Though surprised and flattered when they are asked to be Godparents to Stan and Myra Flick's new son, Elaine and Jerry quickly learn that it will mean arranging the new baby's bris. Then, as George admires the good parking spot he found right outside, Kramer arrives screaming about seeing a half man, half pig in another room as a suicidal mental patient jumps from the hospital's roof and lands on the well-parked car. So, with Elaine struggling to find a mohel for the bris and Jerry fretting about holding the baby during the ritual circumcision, Kramer claims that DNA research at the hospital is responsible for creating the pig-man. Taking Jerry back to the hospital to prove his claim, Kramer uncovers evidence of the pig-man's existence. Meanwhile, as he demands compensation for the damage to his car, a hospital administrator accuses George of trying to profit from the tragic suicide and throws him out of her office. Then, Jerry and Elaine question why they were chosen as Godparents in the first place as Kramer tries to talk the parents out of going through with the bris. When a very high strung and nervous mohel arrives at the Flicks, he ignores Kramer's last minute appeal and proceeds with the circumcision, only to cut Jerry's finger instead. So, after George finds another prime parking spot, Jerry is rushed into the emergency room where another encounter with the mohel quickly escalates into a violent argument. Finally, after Kramer's liberation of the pig-man results in the theft of George's car, Stan and Myra change their minds and ask Kramer to be their baby's Godfather instead. © 1993 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
67 Season 5, Episode 6, The Lip Reader
10/28/93
Season-only
George tries to capitalize on Jerry's date with a deaf woman.
68 Season 5, Episode 7, The Non-fat Yogurt
11/3/93
Season-only
While at Kramer's new and very popular frozen yogurt store, George runs into Lloyd Braun, a childhood friend and now high-powered advisor to New York City's mayor, David Dinkins. Embarrassed when Lloyd calls attention to a nudge he gives Jerry, George defends himself by claiming that an accident has caused his elbow to move involuntarily. So, when he drops by the Costanzas' with an invitation to see Mayor Dinkins' doctor about the problem, George's grateful mother insists that he accept before telling Lloyd how to contact Elaine. Meanwhile, realizing that they have been gaining weight, Elaine suggests testing the yogurt's fat content, while Kramer's business partners warn Jerry to stop using obscenities around their young son. Upon discovering that Kramer has made a date with the chemist charged with testing the yogurt, Jerry and Elaine worry about her objectivity. Then, as George complains that the doctor's appointment was made just to embarrass him, Elaine announces that she is going to be dating Lloyd. Although claiming that obscene language will prevent him from growing up to be a successful comedian, Jerry curses Matthew when he destroys a videotape of his latest monologue. Meanwhile, when Elaine suggests that he propose everyone wear nametags to make the city a friendlier place, the idea turns Mayor Dinkins into a laughingstock and costs Lloyd his job As Jerry learns that the yogurt does have fat in it after all, George is accused by the doctor of lying about his injury. Then, while at the lab with Cheryl, Kramer inadvertently contaminates a blood sample from mayoral candidate Rudolph Giuliani, raising questions about his health. So, worried that the frozen yogurt may be the cause, Jerry calls Giuliani's campaign headquarters with the lab results, prompting the candidate to promise he will cleanse the city of phony non-fat yogurt. Finally, Giuliani rides the frozen yogurt scandal to victory as Kramer's new business turns from an overnight success into an instant failure. © 1993 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
69 Season 5, Episode 8, The Barber
11/11/93
Season-only
Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job.
70 Season 5, Episode 9, The Masseuse
11/18/93
Season-only
After convincing Elaine to ask a new boyfriend to change his name, one he shares with a notorious serial killer, Jerry and a masseuse named Jodi double date with George and his on-again girlfriend Karen. But, over at dinner with his friends, George delights Karen but says something which upsets Jodi, all while Jerry tries to subtly call attention to his own need for a massage. Meanwhile, Kramer agrees to attend a New York Giants football game with Elaine and boyfriend Joel Rifkin. As Jerry steps up his efforts to get a massage, Karen tries to interest George in sex as he worries about whether Jodi likes him. Learning that she doesn't, George then sets out to win her over by carrying Jodi's massage table downstairs, while Kramer tells Jerry that she gave him the massage of a lifetime before heading for the game. But, after a problem at the ticket window results in the controversial name being announced to the entire stadium, Kramer returns from the game begging for another massage. Yet, Jerry steadfastly refuses to allow it and vows to be the next to experience Jodi's magic touch. As George's obsession about offending Jodi becomes more than she can bear, Karen decides to end their relationship once again, while convinced that a change of name would be the best thing to do, Joel finds it difficult finding one which pleases Elaine. When Jodi arrives at his apartment and he begins dropping some not-so-subtle hints about getting a massage, despite her willingness to have sex, she balks at giving Jerry what he really wants. Then, after Jodi insists she won't be forced into anything and storms off while, intrigued by the fact that she could hate him so much, George tries to stop her. © 1993 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved.
71 Season 5, Episode 10, The Cigar Store Indian
11/13/93
Season-only
Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place.
72 Season 5, Episode 11, The Conversion
12/16/93
Season-only
In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion.
73 Season 5, Episode 12, The Stall
1/6/94
Season-only
Elaine agonizes over a woman's refusal to pass her some toilet tissue when she finds that her restroom stall is lacking. Meanwhile, Kramer convinces Jerry that his girlfriend Jane makes a living telling phone secrets, and George acts giddy around Elaine's new hunky boyfriend.
74 Season 5, Episode 13, The Dinner Party
2/3/94
Season-only
En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while Kramer and George search for the right wine -- only nothing seems to work out the way they planned.
75 Season 5, Episode 14, The Marine Biologist
2/10/94
Season-only
Romance starts to blossom between George and his former college classmate Diane, after Jerry falsely tells her that George is a successful marine biologist. Meanwhile, Elaine's electronic organizer injures an innocent passerby when it is thrown out of the window of a moving limousine.
76 Season 5, Episode 15, The Pie
2/17/93
Season-only
Jerry obsessively worries when he takes his date to a restaurant famous for their apple pie and she refuses to eat a piece; meanwhile, Elaine discovers that a mannequin resembling her has been showing up in quite a few window displays.
77 Season 5, Episode 16, The Stand-In
2/24/94
Season-only
When Kramer is hired as a stand-in on a soap opera, he befriends a "little person." But his advice on how to look taller doesn't sit well with the midget's other friends. Elsewhere, George is ready to break up with his girlfriend until he discovers that she's being urged to call it quits with him.
78 Season 5, Episode 17, The Wife
3/17/94
Season-only
Jerry let his girlfriend pose as his wife so that she can receive his dry-cleaning discount. But the scam backfires when his family learns of his "marriage" and Meryl discovers some unexpected items in Jerry's laundry. Elsewhere, a guy at the health club whom Elaine wants to date has some damaging information about George.
79 Season 5, Episode 18, The Raincoats: Part I & II
4/28/94
Season-only
Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires.
80 Season 5, Episode 19, The Fire
5/5/94
Season-only
George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's son's birthday party and bolts for an escape route, while Kramer's girlfriend has a heckling laugh that threatens to ruin Jerry's act at a comedy club.
81 Season 5, Episode 20, The Hamptons
5/12/94
Season-only
Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach. © 1994 Castle Rock Entertainment. All Rights Reserved
82 Season 5, Episode 21, The Opposite
5/19/94
Season-only
George does the opposite and turns his life around.
83 Season 6, Episode 1, The Chaperone
9/21/94
Season-only
Kramer chaperones Jerry's date with a Miss America hopeful.
84 Season 6, Episode 2, The Big Salad
9/29/94
Season-only
Jerry learns his date was dumped by Newman; Kramer worries that he caused a murder; George's petty remarks causes him trouble.
85 Season 6, Episode 3, The Pledge Drive
10/5/94
Season-only
Jerry accepts an invitation to help with a PBS pledge drive.
86 Season 6, Episode 4, The Chinese Woman
10/12/94
Season-only
Crossed phone lines get Jerry a date and exposes the Costanza's plans to divorce.
87 Season 6, Episode 5, The Couch
10/27/94
Season-only
Jerry's new couch gets Elaine a new boyfriend.
88 Season 6, Episode 6, The Gymnast
11/3/94
Season-only
Jerry is intrigued with the possibilities when he starts dating a former Olympic gymnast.
89 Season 6, Episode 7, The Soup
11/10/94
Season-only
Jerry regrets accepting an expensive suit from a comedian he doesn't like.
90 Season 6, Episode 8, The Mom & Pop Store
11/17/94
Season-only
George claims he bought a celebrity's used car; Kramer tries to save a failing neighborhood business.
91 Season 6, Episode 9, The Secretary
12/8/94
Season-only
George hires an unattractive secretary.
92 Season 6, Episode 10, The Race
12/15/94
Season-only
Jerry finds an old high school classmate still disputes the outcome of a big race.
93 Season 6, Episode 11, The Switch
1/5/95
Season-only
Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate.
94 Season 6, Episode 12, The Label Maker
1/19/95
Season-only
A pair of Super Bowl tickets circulates among Jerry and his friends.
95 Season 6, Episode 13, The Scofflaw
1/25/95
Season-only
George learns the truth about a friend's illness; Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw.
96 Season 6, Episode 14, The Beard
2/8/95
Season-only
Elaine sets out to change a gay man's sexual preference.
97 Season 6, Episode 15, The Kiss Hello
2/16/95
Season-only
Jerry rebels at an intimate gesture as Kramer attempts to make their building more friendly.
98 Season 6, Episode 16, The Doorman
2/22/95
Season-only
Jerry is intimated by Mr. Pitt's doorman.
99 Season 6, Episode 17, The Jimmy
3/16/95
Season-only
George's new basketball teammate brings him into a new business deal.
100 Season 6, Episode 18, The Doodle
4/6/95
Season-only
George is upset by a girlfriend's artistic rendering of him; Jerry's flea infested apartment forces his parents into Elaine's luxury hotel suite.
101 Season 6, Episode 19, The Fusilli Jerry
4/27/95
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Elaine's new boyfriend uses one of Jerry's intimate secrets; George's mom gets an eye job.
102 Season 6, Episode 20, The Diplomats Club
5/4/95
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Jerry's plans to meet a gorgeous model for an airport rendezvous are derailed.
103 Season 6, Episode 21, The Face Painter
5/11/95
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Elaine discovers just how avid a hockey fan her boyfriend is; George tells his girlfriend that he loves her.
104 Season 6, Episode 22, The Understudy
5/18/95
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When singer Bette Midler is accidentally injured in their softball game, Jerry and George are accused of conspiring to get her understudy in a new musical the starring role.
105 Season 6, Episode 23,
5/27/95
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A special one-hour Seinfeld looks back at the first one hundred shows.
106 Season 7, Episode 1, The Engagement
9/21/95
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George gets engaged, while Elaine takes drastic measures to silence a barking dog.
107 Season 7, Episode 2, The Postponement
9/28/95
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Elaine is jealous over George's upcoming wedding, but George wants to postpone it.
108 Season 7, Episode 3, The Maestro
10/5/95
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Jerry refuses an eccentric friend's request, while George commits himself to helping a store security guard.
109 Season 7, Episode 4, The Wink
10/12/95
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Grapefruit juice in George's eye unleashes a wild chain-reaction of events.
110 Season 7, Episode 5, The Hot Tub
10/19/95
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Jerry worries when Elaine hosts a marathon runner with a tendency to oversleep, while Kramer's new hot tub gets him in hot water.
111 Season 7, Episode 6, The Soup Nazi
11/2/95
Season-only
A demanding soup stand chef bans Elaine from eating his wares.
112 Season 7, Episode 7, The Secret Code
11/9/95
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George's secret bank code inadvertently becomes a dying woman's last word.
113 Season 7, Episode 8, The Pool Guy
11/16/95
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George worries about Susan becoming friendly with his pals.
114 Season 7, Episode 9, The Sponge
12/7/95
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As Jerry conceals how he got an unlisted phone number, Elaine's favorite birth control device is discontinued.
115 Season 7, Episode 10, The Gum
12/14/95
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While helping Kramer revive an old movie theatre, George is mistaken for being insane.
116 Season 7, Episode 11, The Rye
1/4/96
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George must replace a loaf of bread his parents took from Susan's mom and dad.
117 Season 7, Episode 12, The Caddy
1/25/96
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While leaving his car at work convinces George's bosses that he's working late, Elaine is disturbed by a bra-less acquaintance.
118 Season 7, Episode 13, The Seven
2/1/96
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As Susan's friends steal their new daughter's name from George, Elaine loses an antique bike to Kramer.
119 Season 7, Episode 14, The Cadillac, Part 1 and 2
12/7/96
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Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei.
120 Season 7, Episode 15, The Shower Head
12/14/96
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As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job.
121 Season 7, Episode 16, The Doll
2/22/96
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While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy.
122 Season 7, Episode 17, The Friar's Club
3/7/96
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Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a missing jacket.
123 Season 7, Episode 18, The Wigmaster
4/4/96
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Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George.
124 Season 7, Episode 19, The Calzone
4/25/96
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As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics.
125 Season 7, Episode 20, The Bottle Deposit, Part 1 and 2
5/1/96
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As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.
126 Season 7, Episode 21, The Wait Out
5/9/96
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Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage; Kramer's tight jeans causes problems.
127 Season 7, Episode 22, The Invitations
5/15/96
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As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams.
128 Season 8, Episode 1, The Foundation
9/19/96
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As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J. Peterman's business.
129 Season 8, Episode 2, The Soulmate
9/26/96
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As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend
130 Season 8, Episode 3, The Bizarro Jerry
10/3/96
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Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women.
131 Season 8, Episode 4, The Little Kicks
10/10/96
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Elaine's strange dancing loses her employees' respect; George cultivates a "bad boy" image; Jerry becomes an underground legend after he makes a bootleg videotape of a new movie.
132 Season 8, Episode 5, The Package
10/17/96
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George tries to woo a photo store employee with pictures of himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to get medical treatment; Kramer offers to get a refund for Jerry's broken stereo.
133 Season 8, Episode 6, The Fatigues
11/13/17
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Elaine's promotion of a mail room clerk sparks a mutiny; Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania; Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook.
134 Season 8, Episode 7, The Checks
11/7/96
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Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and inspires George to revive their TV pilot.
135 Season 8, Episode 8, The Chicken Roaster
11/14/96
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As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account.
136 Season 8, Episode 9, The Abstinence
11/20/96
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While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school.
137 Season 8, Episode 10, The Andrea Doria
12/18/96
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George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii.
138 Season 8, Episode 11, The Little Jerry
1/9/97
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As a bad check threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation, raising chickens involves Kramer in illegal cockfighting; George dates a women's prison inmate.
139 Season 8, Episode 12, The Money
1/16/97
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Jerry buys back a car his parents sold as the Costanzas decide to spend George's inheritance; Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend, while Peterman returns unexpectedly.
140 Season 8, Episode 13, The Comeback
1/30/97
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As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro, George seeks revenge against a co-worker's cutting remarks; Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a living will.
141 Season 8, Episode 14, The Van Buren Boys
2/6/97
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Jerry new girlfriend seems to goo to be true; George awards a scholarship to an average student; Elaine turns to Kramer for help in preparing Peterman's autobiography.
142 Season 8, Episode 15, The Susie
2/13/97
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While Elaine suffers in a case of mistaken identity and an ex-friend fears Jerry's retribution, George avoids a girlfriend looking to break up.
143 Season 8, Episode 16, The Pothole
2/20/97
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As George loses a prized keychain in a pothole, Kramer adopts a section of highway.
144 Season 8, Episode 17, The English Patient
3/13/97
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Elaine's opinion of a film lands her in hot water; Kramer gets stuck with a trio of Cubans cigar rollers while George is obsessed with a beautiful woman's boyfriend.
145 Season 8, Episode 18, The Nap
4/9/97
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As George builds a bed underneath his desk, Elaine gets a mattress from her back-conscious new boyfriend; Jerry struggles with an indecisive carpenter, while Kramer takes extreme measures to swim.
146 Season 8, Episode 19, The Yada Yada
11/12/97
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Jerry doubts his dentist's religious conversion; Kramer and Mickey fight over a double date as Elaine undermines a couple's chances at adoption.
147 Season 8, Episode 20, The Millennium
5/1/97
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As Jerry lobbies for a good spot on his girlfriend's speed dial, George tries getting himself fired so he can accept a better job.
148 Season 8, Episode 21, The Muffin Tops
5/8/97
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Elaine and a former boss join forces in a muffin top business; George pretends to be a tourist in order to get a date.
149 Season 8, Episode 22, The Summer Of George
5/15/97
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After getting fired from the Yankees, George uses his free time to help Jerry with a demanding girlfriend; Kramer accidentally wins a Tony Award while Elaine is accused of being mean by her co-workers.
150 Season 9, Episode 1, The Butter Shave
9/24/97
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George gets a new job after he's mistaken for being handicapped while Jerry suspects Bania is taking advantage of him; Kramer's latest shaving technique backfires as Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend during a trans-Atlantic flight.
151 Season 9, Episode 2, The Voice
10/2/97
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As Jerry risks losing a girlfriend over a joke, George continues to work despite having been asked to leave; Elaine finds breaking up is hard to do as Kramer hires an assistant.
152 Season 9, Episode 3, The Serenity Now
10/8/97
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As Jerry accepts his girlfriend's challenge to get angry, George tries selling computers with is father as Elaine fends off Lippman and his teenage son.
153 Season 9, Episode 4, The Blood
10/15/97
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Kramer starts his own blood bank and George works at combining, sex, food and television.
154 Season 9, Episode 5, The Junk Mail
10/30/97
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Kramer's efforts to stop junk mail jeopardizes Newman; Jerry tries to avoid hurting an old friend's feelings, while George suspects his parents are avoiding him and Elaine falls for a TV commercial personality.
155 Season 9, Episode 6, The Merv Griffin Show
11/6/97
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As Kramer puts a discarded talk show set in his apartment, Jerry schemes to play with a girlfriend's vintage toys; while Elaine deals with a scheming employee.
156 Season 9, Episode 7, The Slicer
11/13/97
Season-only
While Jerry dates a dermatologist to help George deceive a new employer, Kramer is obsessed with a new meat slicer.
157 Season 9, Episode 8, The Betrayal
11/20/97
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Elaine takes Jerry and George to India to upset a rival's wedding; Kramer is the object of an evil birthday wish.
158 Season 9, Episode 9, The Apology
12/10/97
Season-only
While George demands an apology, Jerry is troubled by a girlfriend's frequent nudity.
159 Season 9, Episode 10, The Strike
12/17/97
Season-only
Elaine accidentally gives out a fake phone number on the back of a free sandwich coupon; George's father revives a holiday he invented to replace Christmas.
160 Season 9, Episode 11, The Dealership
1/7/98
Season-only
Elaine's boyfriend promises Jerry a good deal on a new car.
161 Season 9, Episode 12, The Reverse Peephole
1/14/98
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Elaine accidentally tosses out a friend's fur coat; Jerry and George disagree over the need for a wallet.
162 Season 9, Episode 13, The Cartoon
1/29/98
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Jerry's harsh critique of an actress launches her career; an enigmatic cartoon inspires Elaine.
163 Season 9, Episode 14, The Strongbox
2/4/98
Season-only
As Kramer hides the keys for his new strongbox in Jerry's apartment, George and Elaine each look for ways out of their respective romantic relationships.
164 Season 9, Episode 15, The Wizard
2/26/98
Season-only
As Kramer moves to Florida, Jerry buys his dad an electronic organizer; George pretends to have a summer home in order to avoid his late fiancee's parents.
165 Season 9, Episode 16, The Burning
3/19/98
Season-only
Elaine discovers her boyfriend is very religious as Jerry wonders if his latest girlfriend has been totally honest with him.
166 Season 9, Episode 17, The Bookstore
4/9/98
Season-only
Jerry turns in Uncle Leo for shoplifting while George is forced to buy an expensive book he was caught reading in the store's bathroom.
167 Season 9, Episode 18, The Frogger
4/22/98
Season-only
As George sets out to preserve his high score on an old arcade game, a serial killer's presence forces Jerry into a relationship he doesn't like.
168 Season 9, Episode 19, The Maid
4/30/98
Season-only
When Jerry starts sleeping with his maid, her work begins to decline; George decides he wants a nickname.
169 Season 9, Episode 20, The Puerto Rican Day
5/6/98
Season-only
Jerry and his friends try to escape a Puerto Rican Day traffic jam.
170 Season 9, Episode 21, The Clip Show, Part 1 and 2
5/13/98
Season-only
Just as the four are about to go to the movies, Jerry looks back on the past nine years with the audience.
171 Season 9, Episode 22, The Finale, Part 1 and 2
5/14/98
Season-only
In this final episode of the series, Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are arrested for their callous indifference to a car jacking victim.

About this show

A stand-up comedian and his three offbeat friends weather the pitfalls and payoffs of life in New York City in the '90s.

Ratings and reviews

4.6
288 reviews
Nina Witham
February 2, 2019
The show about nothing yet it kept us all watching & either cheering them on or wanting to see how they fail. I didn't think I would like it at 1st but my folks watched it. They grew on me, like a fungous. I didn't want to like them but glad I gave them the chance. If you have friends who you say hi to but don't want to invest time in them then these guys will give you lots of ways to handle it. I found the new adventures of old Christine & I'm happy to see the humor again. 👏🤣❤️💜💛💚💙💜👍💯
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David Michael Zee
February 8, 2021
Without a doubt, one of the best shows ever created. Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld are comedy GENIUSES! So was the whole cast. I've seen every episode a few hundred times and it NEVER EVER gets old. I laugh just as hard as I did when I first watched. I still literally fall off of the couch sometimes laughing. "I met this My AKC King German Shepherd's name is 7 Costanza Zwayer.
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Sean Criswell
November 23, 2017
Like it or hate it, it can't be denied that Seinfeld has left a lasting impact on the genre of the TV sitcom. Plenty of memorable lines and moments came from this show, like Elaine's off-kilter dancing and the Soup Nazi's bellowing of "No soup for you!".
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