Two and a Half Men

2003 • CBS

4.3

2.88K reviews

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Season 11 episodes (22)

1 Nangnangnangnang

9/26/13

On the eleventh season premiere, Alan and Berta (series star CONCHATA FERRELL) are shocked when Charlie's long-lost illegitimate daughter (Tamblyn) shows up at Walden's beach house to connect with what's left of her family. Having moved to LA to pursue acting, 25-year-old Jenny likes everything her dad liked...including women.

2 I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

10/3/13

When Walden feels cramped in his own house, Jenny moves in with Evelyn (recurring star HOLLAND TAYLOR) and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (recurring guest star CARL REINER). Meanwhile, Alan becomes Lyndsey's "other man."

3 This Unblessed Biscuit

10/10/13

Walden (series star ASHTON KUTCHER) and Alan think it may be time for Berta (series star CONCHATA FERRELL) to retire when she injures her back at work.

4 Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

10/17/13

Walden starts partying with Jenny and her hot friends. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair is jeopardized.

5 Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

10/24/13

Alan befriends Lyndsey's boyfriend Larry (guest star D.B. SWEENEY) in an effort to find out what he has that Alan doesn't. Meanwhile, Walden helps Jenny be more proactive in pursuing her acting career.

6 Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

11/7/13

When Alan learns Walden knows Wonder Woman‘s LYNDA CARTER (guest starring as Herself), he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner. MIMI ROGERS returns as Walden’s mother, Robin.

7 Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

11/14/13

Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening. JEFF PROBST makes a guest appearance as himself.

8 Mr. Walden, He Die, I Clean Room

11/21/13

When Larry hires a private investigator to follow Lyndsey, he tracks her to the beach house. But when Larry thinks that she's having an affair with Walden, Alan has to figure out how to clear Walden's name without outing himself. Recurring guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY returns as the neighborhood stalker Rose, who offers to help Walden out of his dilemma.

9 Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

12/5/13

Walden's date with a gorgeous, accident-prone underwear model (guest star KATE MINER) goes on much longer than he expected. Meanwhile, Alan dates a woman who shares some surprising personal information with him.

10 On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!

12/12/13

Walden helps Jenny get a second date with a one-night stand (guest star ALY MICHALKA) and Alan's transgender girlfriend's ex-wife (guest star DIANE FARR) hits on him. Meanwhile, in the spirit of the holidays, Alan receives a Japanese delicacy from Jake for Christmas, and Walden's Malibu house is alive with questionable Christmas carol lyrics. Paula Marshall returns as Alan's transgender girlfriend, Paula.

11 Taze in the Lady Nuts

1/2/14

Walden joins his beautiful former employee, Nicole (guest star ODETTE ANABLE) on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend Brooke (guest star ALY MICHALKA) or risk losing her.

12 Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

1/9/14

Alan lets Lyndsey's boyfriend Larry set him up on a date, while Walden offers to help Nicole with her software project, so that she will have the time to date him.

13 Bite me, Supreme Court

1/30/14

After multimillionaire Marty Pepper proposes to Evelyn, Walden and Alan throw him a bachelor party with several of his old friends (comedy legends TIM CONWAY, STEVE LAWRENCE and GARRY MARSHALL guest star) who help him celebrate his last days of bachelorhood.

14 Three Fingers of Créme de Menthe

2/6/14

After Alan learns that Lyndsey broke up with Larry and didn't tell him, he makes a big decision. Meanwhile, Walden sets out to prove that he's a man's man.

15 Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

2/27/14

Alan gives Lyndsey the option of choosing between him and Larry. Meanwhile, Jenny fears that she and Brooke are growing apart.

16 How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

3/6/14

Walden suspects his new girlfriend is cheating on him. Meanwhile, Alan gets even more intertwined in Lyndsey & Larry's relationship when he starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen.

17 Welcome Home, Jake

3/13/14

Lyndsey discovers that Alan is sleeping with Larry's sister, Gretchen. Meanwhile, Walden struggles with telling Barry (guest star CLARK DUKE) to find his own place.

18 West Side Story

4/2/14

Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's (aka Jeff Strongman) house. BROOKE D'ORSAY returns as Walden's ex-girlfriend Kate.

19 Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

4/9/14

Walden reconnects with Kate and is sure she's "The One" -- that is, until he meets Vivian (guest star MILA KUNIS -- That '70s Show, Black Swan), a beautiful, free-spirited world traveler who shows up on his doorstep. Feeling an instant connection with Vivian, he soon becomes convinced that she's "The One." Meanwhile, Alan and Gretchen grow closer.

20 Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

4/24/14

Alan stumbles upon an opportunity to make money. Meanwhile, Walden has to address his co-dependency issues.

21 Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

5/1/14

Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists that he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.

22 Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

5/8/14

Alan confesses his true identity to Larry and has to face the consequences on the Season Eleven Finale. Guest star Kimberly Williams-Paisley returns as Alan's fiancée Gretchen, alongside her real-life husband BRAD PAISLEY who makes a cameo appearance.

About this show

Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star in this Emmy®-nominated comedy. Sheen plays a Malibu bachelor with an easy way with women. His casual lifestyle is interrupted when his uptight brother (Cryer) and his son stay with him. Despite the complexities of their lives, this unusual family unit promises to make each one of them a better man.

Ratings and reviews

4.3

2.88K reviews

Connie Sewell

August 1, 2015

Charlie Sheen was the man for the job. Having said that, I think that Kutcher is doing the best he can with what he is given. Berta (Conchata Farrell) is, of course, flawless and right on time.The fact of the matter is that Sheen is irreplaceable in this role and the show dynamic just begs for his brand of funky, drunken wit. Sorry Lorre, it just ain't the same; but with one glaring exception. The finale is easily the best series end I have ever seen. Hands down.

17 people found this review helpful

Jon Doh!

May 25, 2014

They really destroyed the show by replacing Charlie Sheen with "what's his face". Plus, they have ruined Alan's character completely! The writers have gotten worse and worse. The original show was crude, but funny. But then. they went to downright crass, disgusting and utterly stupid when they changed everything. Without Charlie, the new show really stinks. I only watch the reruns with Charlie Sheen. I'd even prefer to watch old reruns of M*A*S*H than the new version of Two and a Half Men.

315 people found this review helpful

Lillian Cellitti

December 10, 2014

I still can't believed that they replaced Charlie with Ashton! Doesn't make a good fit. He did better in "That 70's Show". And I don't like the other guy anymore, I don't like him so much, that I don't know his name! After Charlie got fired, the show just sucked. I can't believe they have 12 seasons of that trash! Ashton doesn't fit in. And is that creepy weird woman still there? The one that climbs through the balcony.Any way, the show sucks now.

19 people found this review helpful

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