Two and a Half Men

2003 • Nine Network
4.1
162 reviews
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Season 11 episodes (22)

1 Nangnangnangnang
9/26/13
Season-only
On the eleventh season premiere, Alan and Berta (series star CONCHATA FERRELL) are shocked when Charlie's long-lost illegitimate daughter (Tamblyn) shows up at Walden's beach house to connect with what's left of her family. Having moved to LA to pursue acting, 25-year-old Jenny likes everything her dad liked...including women.
2 I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
10/3/13
Season-only
When Walden feels cramped in his own house, Jenny moves in with Evelyn (recurring star HOLLAND TAYLOR) and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (recurring guest star CARL REINER). Meanwhile, Alan becomes Lyndsey's "other man."
3 This Unblessed Biscuit
10/10/13
Season-only
Walden (series star ASHTON KUTCHER) and Alan think it may be time for Berta (series star CONCHATA FERRELL) to retire when she injures her back at work.
4 Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
10/17/13
Season-only
Walden starts partying with Jenny and her hot friends. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair is jeopardized.
5 Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
10/24/13
Season-only
Alan befriends Lyndsey's boyfriend Larry (guest star D.B. SWEENEY) in an effort to find out what he has that Alan doesn't. Meanwhile, Walden helps Jenny be more proactive in pursuing her acting career.
6 Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
11/7/13
Season-only
When Alan learns Walden knows Wonder Woman‘s LYNDA CARTER (guest starring as Herself), he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner. MIMI ROGERS returns as Walden’s mother, Robin.
7 Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
11/14/13
Season-only
Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening. JEFF PROBST makes a guest appearance as himself.
8 Mr. Walden, He Die, I Clean Room
11/21/13
Season-only
When Larry hires a private investigator to follow Lyndsey, he tracks her to the beach house. But when Larry thinks that she's having an affair with Walden, Alan has to figure out how to clear Walden's name without outing himself. Recurring guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY returns as the neighborhood stalker Rose, who offers to help Walden out of his dilemma.
9 Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
12/5/13
Season-only
Walden's date with a gorgeous, accident-prone underwear model (guest star KATE MINER) goes on much longer than he expected. Meanwhile, Alan dates a woman who shares some surprising personal information with him.
10 On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!
12/12/13
Season-only
Walden helps Jenny get a second date with a one-night stand (guest star ALY MICHALKA) and Alan's transgender girlfriend's ex-wife (guest star DIANE FARR) hits on him. Meanwhile, in the spirit of the holidays, Alan receives a Japanese delicacy from Jake for Christmas, and Walden's Malibu house is alive with questionable Christmas carol lyrics. Paula Marshall returns as Alan's transgender girlfriend, Paula.
11 Taze in the Lady Nuts
1/2/14
Season-only
Walden joins his beautiful former employee, Nicole (guest star ODETTE ANABLE) on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend Brooke (guest star ALY MICHALKA) or risk losing her.
12 Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
1/9/14
Season-only
Alan lets Lyndsey's boyfriend Larry set him up on a date, while Walden offers to help Nicole with her software project, so that she will have the time to date him.
13 Bite me, Supreme Court
1/30/14
Season-only
After multimillionaire Marty Pepper proposes to Evelyn, Walden and Alan throw him a bachelor party with several of his old friends (comedy legends TIM CONWAY, STEVE LAWRENCE and GARRY MARSHALL guest star) who help him celebrate his last days of bachelorhood.
14 Three Fingers of Créme de Menthe
2/6/14
Season-only
After Alan learns that Lyndsey broke up with Larry and didn't tell him, he makes a big decision. Meanwhile, Walden sets out to prove that he's a man's man.
15 Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
9/9/14
Season-only
Alan gives Lyndsey the option of choosing between him and Larry. Meanwhile, Jenny fears that she and Brooke are growing apart.
16 How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
9/9/14
Season-only
Walden suspects his new girlfriend is cheating on him. Meanwhile, Alan gets even more intertwined in Lyndsey and Larry's relationship when he starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (guest star KIMBERLY WILLIAMS-PAISLEY).
17 Welcome Home, Jake
9/16/14
Season-only
Lyndsey discovers that Alan is sleeping with Larry's sister, Gretchen. Meanwhile, Walden struggles with telling Barry (guest star CLARK DUKE) to find his own place.
18 West Side Story
9/16/14
Season-only
Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's (aka Jeff Strongman) house. BROOKE D'ORSAY returns as Walden's ex-girlfriend Kate.
19 Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
9/23/14
Season-only
Walden reconnects with Kate and is sure she's "The One" -- that is, until he meets Vivian (guest star MILA KUNIS -- That '70s Show, Black Swan), a beautiful, free-spirited world traveler who shows up on his doorstep. Feeling an instant connection with Vivian, he soon becomes convinced that she's "The One." Meanwhile, Alan and Gretchen grow closer.
20 Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
9/23/14
Season-only
Alan stumbles upon an opportunity to make money. Meanwhile, Walden has to address his co-dependency issues.
21 Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
9/30/14
Season-only
Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists that he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.
22 Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
9/30/14
Season-only
Alan confesses his true identity to Larry and has to face the consequences on the Season Eleven Finale. Guest star Kimberly Williams-Paisley returns as Alan's fiancée Gretchen, alongside her real-life husband BRAD PAISLEY who makes a cameo appearance.

About this show

Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star in this Emmy®-nominated comedy. Sheen plays a Malibu bachelor with an easy way with women. His casual lifestyle is interrupted when his uptight brother (Cryer) and his son stay with him. Despite the complexities of their lives, this unusual family unit promises to make each one of them a better man.

Ratings and reviews

4.1
162 reviews
Aaron Thompson
March 6, 2014
A show which will make you laugh out loud now and again, but is worth checking out for the characters if anything. Still good to just have on in the background.
Sav Freeman
October 21, 2017
I don't think they could've dragged this on for another season. Season 12 has it's moments, but is the weakest of the 4 post Charlie Sheen.
A Google user
February 26, 2016
The first 8 seasons were fantastic until Ashton Kutcher ruined the show with his unfunny antics. Watching Jake as a young kid is so funny, and the chemistry between Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer is brilliant.