Two and a Half Men

2003
4.2
242 reviews
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Season 12 episodes (15)

1 The Ol' Mexican Spinach
10/30/14
Season-only
On the twelfth season premiere, Walden decides to reprioritize his life with Alan’s help, following a Halloween health scare. AISHA TYLER guest stars as Walden’s lawyer.
2 A Chic Bar in Ibiza
11/6/14
Season-only
When Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nuptial agreement, Alan gets offended and has second thoughts about getting married. MICHAEL BOLTON returns as himself.
3 Glamping in a Yurt
11/13/14
Season-only
Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker (guest star MAGGIE LAWSON) that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Scrambling to make the beach house presentable, their plans are put in jeopardy when Lyndsey (recurring guest star COURTNEY-THORNE-SMITH) returns after 60 days in rehab.
4 Thirty-eight, Sixty-two, Thirty-eight
11/20/14
Season-only
Walden and Alan meet a birth mother who’s considering them to adopt her baby. MAGGIE LAWSON guest stars as a social worker helping Walden and Alan adopt a child.
5 Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
11/27/14
Season-only
Walden decides to foster a six-year-old boy, but begins to doubt himself when they don’t bond like he expected. EDAN ALEXANDER joins the cast as Louis, the foster child.
6 Alan Shot a Little Girl
12/4/14
Season-only
When Alan realizes that Louis thinks he’s cool, he starts breaking Walden’s rules in order to stay that way. Series star Jon Cryer directs.
7 Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
12/11/14
Season-only
Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Meanwhile, Alan’s invited along for a wild girls’ night out with a group of moms.
8 Family, Buble, Deep-­‐Fried Turkey
12/18/14
Season-only
Walden and Alan are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real. MELANIE LYNSKEY returns as Walden’s stalker, Rose.
9 Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
1/8/15
Season-only
Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women with his foster son, Louis, in the house. Also, Herb (recurring guest star RYAN STILES) asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.
10 Here I Come, Pants!
1/15/15
Season-only
Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker, Ms. McMartin, discovers that he and Walden are not really a gay couple.
11 For Whom the Booty Calls!
1/22/15
Season-only
Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.
12 A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
1/29/15
Season-only
When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it might affect Louis’s adoption.
13 Boompa Loved His Hookers
2/5/15
Season-only
Walden fears that if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
14 Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
2/12/15
Season-only
After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.
15 Of Course He's Dead - Part 1 & Part 2
2/19/15
Season-only
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he? Find out in the special one-hour series finale. Surprise guest stars appear in the conclusion of the successful comedy’s twelfth and final season.

About this show

Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star in this Emmy®-nominated comedy. Sheen plays a Malibu bachelor with an easy way with women. His casual lifestyle is interrupted when his uptight brother (Cryer) and his son stay with him. Despite the complexities of their lives, this unusual family unit promises to make each one of them a better man.

Ratings and reviews

4.2
242 reviews
Shinymewy
March 22, 2018
It would be better if google play would let me upgrade season 1 from SD to HD but I can't even pay more money to do so even if I tried buying it again.
5 people found this review helpful
Serge Toronto
July 12, 2018
Two and a Half Man show MUST be only with Charlie because it was made for HIM and it IS popular only because of HIM!!! Any seasons without Charlie is wasteful of time, money, and efforts even to think about it.
4 people found this review helpful
Paul “Dopefoot” Deschamps
August 12, 2014
Didn't like it at first after Ashton took over for Charlie but now it's actually better than when Charlie was on, Ashton does an awesome job and the addition of Charlies Gay daughter and the chunky geek with the glasses (forget his name) makes the show that much better and IMO the best it's ever been it's move diverse now. Great job on the new casting choices.
3 people found this review helpful