GOAT Grub

Goat Brands LLC

In-app purchases

About this app

Whether it’s pancakes in Poughkeepsie, brunch in Baton Rouge, or tots in Tallahassee, we have you covered.

Tired of sifting through endless restaurant reviews that focus on everything but the food? Fed up with subjective star ratings and negative critiques that leave you with yet another "meh" meal? Introducing GOAT Grub—the app that revolutionizes how you discover the greatest meals, cuisines, and food items of all time.

The Problem:
Traditional restaurant reviews often miss the mark for true food enthusiasts. They frequently focus on aspects like parking, staff friendliness, or ambiance, rather than the quality of the dishes themselves. Moreover, the ubiquitous five-star rating system is overly subjective and fails to capture the essence of a truly exceptional meal. Negative reviews can further obscure hidden culinary gems, causing you to miss out on unforgettable dining experiences.


Our Solution:
GOAT Grub shifts the spotlight directly onto the food. We eliminate the noise by focusing solely on user-endorsed dishes, ensuring that every recommendation is someone's "Greatest of All Time." By removing negativity and nebulous star ratings, we provide a platform where only the best meals shine, helping you avoid mediocrity at mealtime.


Key Features:
- Access to Curated Culinary Champions: Explore a compendium of user-recommended meals, cuisines, and food items, ensuring every restaurant meal is amazing.

- Personalize Your Palate Profile: Save your favorite restaurants and add your GOATs, creating a personalized map of top tastes both locally and nationwide.

- Enjoy Robust Search Functions & Filters: Utilize advanced filters, shortcuts, and the intuitive Bleat Index to find the best food at restaurants quickly and effortlessly.

- Expert Insights: Access the Palate Profiles of our GOAT Guides, top food and restaurant influencers across the country, guiding you to exceptional dining experiences.


Don't settle for another "meh" meal. Download GOAT Grub now and embark on a culinary adventure to discover the greatest food of all time!

Note: GOAT Grub does offer a free version, with a premium subscription available for $4.99/year to include all of the above features, benefits, and more!