As the most storied slanger of shorts, swim trunks, and shirts on the planet it seemed fitting that we develop the most prodigious app IN THE UNIVERSE.
ThereтАЩs quite literally nothing you canтАЩt do with this marvel of Android app wizardry. Never before has a single app allowed human beings to purchase unbelievably comfortable weekend apparel so quickly, easily, and refreshingly enjoyably as this. And I know this might sound like a lot of bluster, but weтАЩre being DEAD SERIOUS HERE.
More details? GLADLY.
тАв Hyper-fast
тАв Award-winning push notifications which have also won many awards
тАв MenтАЩs swim trunks and shorts with a look and design like your dad use to wear, but with updated fit and function.
тАв The best shirts youтАЩll ever wear. Our cotton/stretch fabrics are so advanced and futuristic, we canтАЩt tell you much more about them without creating a time paradox.
тАв We could literally keep doing this bullet point thing FOREVER, but letтАЩs just say thereтАЩs a boatload of other awesome in there, including app exclusives, early access to all of our coolest stuff, and tons of other product categories, like supes soft lounge shorts, supes sporty sport shorts, underwear, hoodies, and on and on.
Go ahead and feel free to add this app to your home screen - because a Weekend is a terrible thing to waste.
Sincerely,
Team Chubbies
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