Crap-o-Meter (Prank) - Diss 'n
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Mayelana nalolu hlelo lokusebenza
Ingabe umngani wakho uhlala ngokunye okunye ongakukhathaleli ngakho (ngithi, Crossfit, isibonelo)? Yazisa (kanye nabo bonke iqembu lakho) lokungathandi kwakho ngendlela ejabulisayo. Londoloza isinqamuleli kule mitha kusikrini sakho sasekhaya ukuze uvule ngokushesha uhlelo lokusebenza. Njengawo wonke amamitha we-Diss 'n' Gauges, le mitha iyaphendula ukuthelela esikrinini. Thepha kanye ukuqala, thepha okwesibili ukusetha kabusha.
Ama-Diss 'n' Gauges: Amamitha Wanikeza-A-Crap inikeza ukufinyelela kokuchofoza okukodwa kumitha. Uhlelo lokusebenza oluncane, olulula kakhulu lungcono kubasebenzisi abafuna ukufinyelela ngokushesha imitha phakathi nezingxoxo. Kubuye kubize kakhulu kune-Diss 'n' Gauges: Multi-Pack.
Ingabe ufuna indlela engcono kakhulu neyomnandi yokuqala noma yokuphela (ukuxosha) ingxoxo? Ukuhleka okunye okutholayo kuyafaneleka izindleko zalolu hlelo lokusebenza. Hlanganisa futhi ulahla (noma hlala 'n' gauge) ezingxoxweni manje.
Qaphela: I-Diss 'n' Gauges Crap-o-Meter empeleni ayisenzanga ngokwesayensi ukuthi inesithakazelo somuntu engxoxweni. Njengawo wonke amamitha ka-Diss 'n' Gauges, kungumlutha nje. I-prank. Ukuqala kwengxoxo (noma ukuphela).
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Uma uthanda lo mitha, zama ama-Diss 'n' Gauges: Multi-Pack, ehlanganisa wonke amamitha ethu ngamunye ukuba abe isicelo esisodwa esihle. I-Multi-Pack ihlanganisa:
1. I-BS Detector: Ingabe umngane wakho ukhuluma ngaphandle kwe-butt? Yazisa (nabo bonke iqembu lakho) ukuthi awulithengi.
2. Ukudayela phansi: Ingabe umngane wakho wenza izinto ezimbi noma ezihlambalazayo futhi zidlula izinga lakho lokubekezela? Yazisa nabo (nabo bonke iqembu lakho) ukuthi badinga ukulifipha emuva kancane.
3. I-crap-o-Meter: Ingabe umngane wakho uhlaziye ngokuqhubekayo nokunye okungazange ukhathazeke ngakho mayelana (kusho, Crossfit, isibonelo)? Yazisa (kanye nabo bonke iqembu lakho) lokungathandi kwakho ngendlela ejabulisayo.
4. I-Hottie Finder: Ngifuna indlela enhle yokwenza ingxoxo naloyo ntombazane enhle noma umfana owela ngapha kwebha? Vumela i-Hottie Finder yethu isebenze njengenduku ehlukanisayo ukuze ikuqondise kubo!
5. Gaydar: Ukuba nobunzima ukukhomba amantombazane amantombazane noma amantombazane emaqenjini namahholo e-karaoke? Vumela i-Gaydar Detector yethu ikusize ukuyithola!
6. Ukusekela kwe-Fuel: Udinga usizo oluthile uma unesidingo esisodwa noma unalo kakhulu kakhulu? Nansi indlela esheshayo, eqondile yokuphendula kubangani uma bebuza ukuthi ulungele omunye umjikelezo.
Thenga ama-Diss 'n' Gauges: Multi-Pack futhi sizokuthuthukisa ukuze uthole wonke amamitha amasha njengoba ephuma, ngokuphelele mahhala!
Ama-Diss 'n' Gauges: Amamitha Wanikeza-A-Crap inikeza ukufinyelela kokuchofoza okukodwa kumitha. Uhlelo lokusebenza oluncane, olulula kakhulu lungcono kubasebenzisi abafuna ukufinyelela ngokushesha imitha phakathi nezingxoxo. Kubuye kubize kakhulu kune-Diss 'n' Gauges: Multi-Pack.
Ingabe ufuna indlela engcono kakhulu neyomnandi yokuqala noma yokuphela (ukuxosha) ingxoxo? Ukuhleka okunye okutholayo kuyafaneleka izindleko zalolu hlelo lokusebenza. Hlanganisa futhi ulahla (noma hlala 'n' gauge) ezingxoxweni manje.
Qaphela: I-Diss 'n' Gauges Crap-o-Meter empeleni ayisenzanga ngokwesayensi ukuthi inesithakazelo somuntu engxoxweni. Njengawo wonke amamitha ka-Diss 'n' Gauges, kungumlutha nje. I-prank. Ukuqala kwengxoxo (noma ukuphela).
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Uma uthanda lo mitha, zama ama-Diss 'n' Gauges: Multi-Pack, ehlanganisa wonke amamitha ethu ngamunye ukuba abe isicelo esisodwa esihle. I-Multi-Pack ihlanganisa:
1. I-BS Detector: Ingabe umngane wakho ukhuluma ngaphandle kwe-butt? Yazisa (nabo bonke iqembu lakho) ukuthi awulithengi.
2. Ukudayela phansi: Ingabe umngane wakho wenza izinto ezimbi noma ezihlambalazayo futhi zidlula izinga lakho lokubekezela? Yazisa nabo (nabo bonke iqembu lakho) ukuthi badinga ukulifipha emuva kancane.
3. I-crap-o-Meter: Ingabe umngane wakho uhlaziye ngokuqhubekayo nokunye okungazange ukhathazeke ngakho mayelana (kusho, Crossfit, isibonelo)? Yazisa (kanye nabo bonke iqembu lakho) lokungathandi kwakho ngendlela ejabulisayo.
4. I-Hottie Finder: Ngifuna indlela enhle yokwenza ingxoxo naloyo ntombazane enhle noma umfana owela ngapha kwebha? Vumela i-Hottie Finder yethu isebenze njengenduku ehlukanisayo ukuze ikuqondise kubo!
5. Gaydar: Ukuba nobunzima ukukhomba amantombazane amantombazane noma amantombazane emaqenjini namahholo e-karaoke? Vumela i-Gaydar Detector yethu ikusize ukuyithola!
6. Ukusekela kwe-Fuel: Udinga usizo oluthile uma unesidingo esisodwa noma unalo kakhulu kakhulu? Nansi indlela esheshayo, eqondile yokuphendula kubangani uma bebuza ukuthi ulungele omunye umjikelezo.
Thenga ama-Diss 'n' Gauges: Multi-Pack futhi sizokuthuthukisa ukuze uthole wonke amamitha amasha njengoba ephuma, ngokuphelele mahhala!
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