H*nest Meditation

Headley for Freelance, Inc.

About this app

Mindfulness for the rest of us. This is a guided meditation that contains 2, 5, 10, and 15 minutes versions of the popular online video, combining peaceful meditation with a pinch of salty language.

Praise for the original video:

"Offers guided meditation that speaks to us in the language we speak to ourselves—that of a sailor who loves Richard Pryor movies." -- Fast Company

"Actually incredibly calming." -- Huffington Post

"I feel suddenly, strangely calm." -- Gizmodo

Ratings and reviews

Love it! Ive used the video for relaxation for years but this is so much better. I do wish there was a pause button for the dialog so i could continue to listen to the "music" while allowing my breathing to find its own natural unhurried pace. Perhaps in a future update ;) Edited to add: im using a galaxy a51 and the app runs great. Smooth as silk.

The very best thing I have ever done is get this meditation app. I never could stand the other meditations with all the foo foo wording and weird little sayings. They those just made me more frustrated and irritable. But this, it picks up the crazy and crazies of the day and just hurls them right out of my realm. Perfection. Thank you for creating this masterpiece for those of us who are on the road less traveled.

I love the simplicity of the formatting for the app and links, though sometimes it freezes my phone (LG K-30, roughly an extra 30 seconds of processing) or doesn't link it and f*** if I know how that works. I use this app as often as I need to, and its a great spiritual tool for me. I dont think it is for everyone so I reccomend warning your favorite practitioners on the amount of wonderfully placed explatives since kids have a tendency to go "whats that" [boop] you: Welp... F it.

What's new

Upgrading android API level to meet google play requirements