Knock Knock Jokes
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Knock knock amahlaya, empeleni awuhlobo oluthile lobuciko ngokwabo. Lokho kungenxa yokuthi imithetho iqinile futhi iyabikezelwa, kodwa isengaphinda iphindwe unomphela.
Ubani ongakhonzi inkomo ephazamisa? Ukwengeza, amahlaya abhekisela ngempela kubantu ngamagama athola amaphuzu engeziwe ngoba yilokho ongase ukuzwe lapho uphendula umbuzo othi, "Ubani olapho?" Gcina lawa mahlaya angaphelelwa yisikhathi nawesikhathi samanje ephaketheni lakho elingemuva ukuze uthole ingane esheshayo ezongicosha, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ucabanga ukuthi ayahlekisa noma adikibala, noma ngabe usuwazwile izikhathi eziyisigidi noma lesi isikhathi sokuqala.
Kqokani, ngqongqotha! Ubani okhona? Wena. Wena ubani? Ukhona ofuna ukuhleka okuhle, wena-hoo? Uma kunjalo, uthole indawo efanele, njengoba ihlaya likithi.
Siyakwazi; noma ngabe ungumamukeli noma umthumeli wamahlaya kababa we-corny (kodwa ahlekisayo), awukwazi ukuwathola okwanele. Kodwa-ke, yize ungagigigigidi futhi ushaya idolo ehlayeni labanye abantu, kodwa uzifunela okwakho okungenza usomahlaya osezingeni eliphezulu.
Usenhlanhleni ngoba siqoqe amahlaya ahlekisayo esizowasho embuthanweni olandelayo weholide, isidlo sakusihlwa somndeni, noma ubusuku begeyimu nabangani bakho.
Ubani ongakhonzi inkomo ephazamisa? Ukwengeza, amahlaya abhekisela ngempela kubantu ngamagama athola amaphuzu engeziwe ngoba yilokho ongase ukuzwe lapho uphendula umbuzo othi, "Ubani olapho?" Gcina lawa mahlaya angaphelelwa yisikhathi nawesikhathi samanje ephaketheni lakho elingemuva ukuze uthole ingane esheshayo ezongicosha, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ucabanga ukuthi ayahlekisa noma adikibala, noma ngabe usuwazwile izikhathi eziyisigidi noma lesi isikhathi sokuqala.
Kqokani, ngqongqotha! Ubani okhona? Wena. Wena ubani? Ukhona ofuna ukuhleka okuhle, wena-hoo? Uma kunjalo, uthole indawo efanele, njengoba ihlaya likithi.
Siyakwazi; noma ngabe ungumamukeli noma umthumeli wamahlaya kababa we-corny (kodwa ahlekisayo), awukwazi ukuwathola okwanele. Kodwa-ke, yize ungagigigigidi futhi ushaya idolo ehlayeni labanye abantu, kodwa uzifunela okwakho okungenza usomahlaya osezingeni eliphezulu.
Usenhlanhleni ngoba siqoqe amahlaya ahlekisayo esizowasho embuthanweni olandelayo weholide, isidlo sakusihlwa somndeni, noma ubusuku begeyimu nabangani bakho.
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100 Funny Knock Knock Jokes
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