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Mayelana nalolu hlelo lokusebenza

Lolu hlelo lokusebenza inikeza Humour Hlanza futhi Ukuhleka nongalawuleki !. Lapha uzothola Izinkulungwane amahlaya ehlanzekile ongawaxoxela yebo ngayo izingane zakho kanye nabazali. Abantu musa ukuhleka ngokwanele kuleli zwe futhi babonakala ukuthatha ezinye izinto kakhulu; siyethemba ukuthi lokhu Lokusebenza wenza iqhinga ukwenza osukwini wonke umuntu kancane kancane eliqhakazile.

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Izici:

1. 940+ Amahlaya ahlanzekile.
2. Amahlaya baye imikhakha ukuze bakhululeke yokusetshenziswa.
3. Isicelo lihlanganisa of Amahlaya. Ungase ungabi nesithakazelo bonke Ngakho sicela ukhethe Categories kuzo uyathanda.

Izigaba:

Cover Isicelo imibuzo kusuka Ukulandela 12 Categories ezibanzi.

1. Animal Amahlaya
2. Business Amahlaya
3. Stories Funny True
4. Amahlaya Military
5. Umculo Amahlaya
6. Bar Amahlaya
7. Amahlaya yekhompyutha
8. Thoughts Funny
9. Ummeli Amahlaya
10. Umshado Amahlaya
11. amahlaya Medical
12. Police Amahlaya

SAMPLE Amaqiniso

1) Izindaba Ezinkulu Bill Gates

Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, futhi uBill Gates babizwa ku uNkulunkulu. Nabo unkulunkulu aziswa ukuthi yadumala ngalokho kwakwenzekani phezulu kuleli zwe. Kusukela zinto ezimbi kangaka, watshela abathathu ukuthi kwase ukubhubhisa Earth ngo 3 izinsuku. Base konke bavunyelwe babuyele emizini yabo kanye namabhizinisi kanye atshele abangane babo nozakwabo kwakwenzekani. UNkulunkulu akazange ukubatshela ukuthi kungakhathaliseki ukuthi benzani wayezifundisa 'hhayi' eshintsha umqondo wakhe.

Bill Clinton wangena watshela udondolo lwakhe, "Ngikuphathele izindaba ezinhle futhi izindaba ezimbi. Okokuqala izindaba ezinhle... Khona '" unguNkulunkulu. Izindaba ezimbi wukuthi yena kubulala uMhlaba ngo-3 izinsuku. "

Boris Yeltsin babuyela watshela udondolo lwakhe, "Ngikuphathele izindaba ezinhle futhi izindaba ezimbi. Esokuqala ukuthi kukhona" "uNkulunkulu. Sesibili ukuthi kubulala uMhlaba ngo-3 izinsuku."

UBill Gates babuyela watshela udondolo lwakhe, "Ngikuphathele izindaba ezinhle futhi izindaba ezinhle. Okokuqala, uNkulunkulu ucabanga ngingomunye wabantu abathathu ebaluleke kakhulu emhlabeni. Okwesibili, awunayo ukuze ulungise izimbungulu e Windows 95.

Yini entsha

1.1.03
--Completely Redesign the app for modern user interface.
-- Bringing back show answer button
-- Fixed performance issues now even more faster