I'm fed up with coding!
This is me passing the baton to you, the player, to DETERMINE everything that would have been random about this unforgiving cartoony, rogue-like, dungeon-crawling game!
YOU are the Random Number Generator! (RNG)
Be patient with yourself though, it takes a while to get the hang of directing your own future.
THE POWER IS YOURS!
Battle dozens of different monsters and huge bosses as you search each floor for better equipment and level up your fighter! Good luck!