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About this game

Climb the buzzword ladder — Big Data, AI, AGI, whatever's hot this quarter — and ride the hype to a $1,000,000,000 valuation in 12 months.
Post hot takes (they can backfire). Raise round after round. Pivot at exactly the right moment. Maybe even ship something — carefully: real revenue makes investors nervous.

- Turn-based, 5-minute runs — one more month, one more round
- A live feed that reacts to everything you do
- A rival startup racing you to the unicorn
- Survive due diligence, a congressional hearing, and a co-founder who wants out
- Every lie leaves a paper trail — the epilogue remembers
- Choose your exit: IPO, sell to Big Tech, or quietly cash out
- Unlock founder archetypes: the Dropout, the Nepo Baby, the Ex-McKinsey Partner…
- Revenue: who cares...

No ads, no accounts, no data collected. Works offline. Just the funding climate of our time, in your pocket.
Raise billions. Build nothing. A satirical AI-startup game.
Updated on
Aug 18, 2026

Data safety

Safety starts with understanding how developers collect and share your data. Data privacy and security practices may vary based on your use, region, and age. The developer provided this information and may update it over time.
  • No data shared with third parties
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What’s new

Cleaner full-screen view — the browser bar at the top of the app is gone.
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About the developer
Alltekst OU
cofounder@alltekst.ee
Koidu tn 61-9 10129 Tallinn Estonia
+372 518 2962