Cosmic Tea is the unhinged-but-accurate astrology BFF you wish lived in your group chat.
Six guides. Zero filter. Real birth charts.
Drop a birthday — yours, theirs, your ex's, your situationship's, your mom's, your boss's — and your chosen guide reads the compatibility using actual Western + Chinese astrology. No vague "Mercury is doing something" energy. Just the read.
THE GUIDES
Nova — the protective BFF. Watching for red flags and receipts, ride-or-die energy.
Orion — the cosmic strategist. Compatibility broken down into a clear, step-by-step game plan.
Cleo — the bawdy psychic. Theatrically mystical, never sugarcoats, will tell you to RUN if she has to.
Sage — the cosmic therapist. Attachment styles meet astrology, so you finally get why you keep ending up here.
Hestia — the cosmic grandmother. Wisdom served warm, unconditional support, zero judgment ever.
Roux — the tough-love mentor. Accountability with a birth chart, for when you're done making excuses.
WHAT IT DOES
— Daily tea: a short, fresh read on whoever's on your mind that day
— Add your roster: partners, crushes, friends, family — each gets their own thread
— Real synastry: actual Western chart overlays for compatibility, not just sun-sign matching
— Chinese zodiac layered on top, because annual energy matters
— Tarot pulls woven into the conversation when a card feels right
— Memory: your guide remembers what you told them last week
TIERS
Moonlight (free): 5 messages a day with Nova or Orion
Cosmic: unlimited chats with all six guides, plus 3-card past/present/future tarot
Galaxy: everything in Cosmic, plus full birth-time synastry and the compass + relationship tarot spreads
Pricing varies by region — see the in-app subscribe screen for your local price. Subscriptions auto-renew monthly or annually and can be cancelled anytime in your Google Play account.
PRIVACY
Your birthday, your roster, your conversations — yours. Delete your account from inside the app and it's gone. We don't sell your data and we don't share it with advertisers. Full policy at cosmictea.app/privacy.
NOT THERAPY, NOT MEDICAL ADVICE
Cosmic Tea is for entertainment and conversation. It's the friend in your group chat with strong opinions about Saturn returns, not a licensed professional. For mental health, please reach out to someone qualified.
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Made by Aurenia Group. Questions: support@cosmictea.app