Конторка: батракан в офисе

FreedomKir

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About this game

Farmhands needed. We pay in figs.

"Office" is a game about an office you want to escape from. The sorceress Alesya from the Quad Department will sign you up for a farmhand job, take a photo for your pass, and seat you at the work PC. Then it's like everyone else: farmhand from nine and really want to go home.

FARMHAND ON THE WORK PC

The main menu is your monitor in the open space. Minigames open as windows right on it: just tap it and get to work.

ESCAPE.exe — the farmhand job is over, and no one's letting you go. Run through the office corridors: three lanes, trolleys with folders, water coolers, wet floors. The Director snorts behind you. If you catch you, you can pay off, but each time it's more expensive.

GROSSBUKH.xls — reconciliation in Excel. Pick the cells in order, from one to the end of the sheet. From there, formulas will replace numbers, and the Director is already on his way to your desk: if you get there first, you'll get half. Forty sheets, and each one is angrier than the last.

PAPERS.exe — crumple up reports and throw them in the trash can across the open space. The fan blows the crumpled report away, the trash can slides away, and a colleague stands in the throwing line and asks, "Are you toiling?"

FIGUS

A fig is a small, dry cone and the only currency in the Office. It's earned for every toil and is counted on the server, so you can't overcharge. Save it for "Papers," for relocation, for a higher spot in the overall standings — the one who earns the most wins.

GET UP FROM YOUR PC

You can walk around the office and touch it:

— an honor roll on the wall: the top three with portraits and your place on the list;
— mail on the desk: orders from management, bonuses, and notes from colleagues;
— a water cooler: office gossip and a treat from a colleague once a day;
— a window and relocations: you can "move" from your hometown to Astana, Tbilisi, Belgrade, or Barcelona—the view outside the window changes instantly;
— a personal file: a pass with your face, nickname, and seal.

TEAM

Friendly. You can't leave, but you can get to know them better. The director chases farmhands through the hallways and hands out bonuses with promises. Alesya the Enchantress will kindly ask how things are going—it's best not to say anything unnecessary. A colleague will come up to you at the most inconvenient moment, stand over you, and ask if you're a farmhand.

The game is in Russian. It's played one-handed, in short bursts. You decide whether you're a farmhand or a farmer when you sign up.

Have a wonderful farmhand!

A fan game based on the "Kontorka" universe, created by @ooo_slop: everything canonical belongs to him, the rest is our own.

What’s new

Связь с конторой стала надёжнее: если основной адрес сервера не отвечает, игра сама подключается к нему напрямую, и кукиши за забеги засчитываются.