This Is Not A Battle Simulator

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10.8K reviews
Content rating
Everyone
500K+
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Content rating
Everyone
Mild Fantasy Violence
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About this game

Looking for the worst battle simulator out there? You came to the right place, the game is filled with bugs and glitches. But we have plenty of unique units that are fun!

Features:
- Plenty of ragdoll and physics!
- Control your units!
- A sandbox mode, where you can play around with all of the units!
- An endless mode, where you'll keep playing until you lose! Beat your own high score!
- A whopping 150 levels for you to finish!
- Unique units that are weird but fun!
- Over 35 unique units to try!
- Play on 9 maps!
The worst battle simulator out there! Filled with weird units and bugs!
Updated on
Jul 30, 2026
Available on
Android, Windows*
*Powered by Intel® technology

Data safety

Safety starts with understanding how developers collect and share your data. Data privacy and security practices may vary based on your use, region, and age. The developer provided this information and may update it over time.
  • This app may share these data types with third parties
    Location, Personal info and 4 others
  • This app may collect these data types
    Location, Personal info and 4 others
  • Data is encrypted in transit
  • You can request that data be deleted

Ratings and reviews

10.3K reviews
Benjamin Wentz
March 29, 2026
To everyone giving this game 1 star and especially to spongebobs_nub, this game was never meant to be fun it's a ragebait game. I'm all for it. If you wanted a normal battle sim you should have gone to TABS and paid the money. This is a whacky, buggy battle sim, and I love the ragebait. By the way, to further make it a ragebait, make it bug out on the first level to where you can't put any shield guys.
5 people found this review helpful
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Farhana Boby
October 7, 2024
A good game but I think it's too small. Now the game feels like totally accurate battle simulator but I won't call this a rip off. Totally accurate battle simulator doesn't have a mobile version and the new mobile version of TABS will be pay to download so I think I should play this instead but the issue is the game is too small it needs some kind of update where they introduce new units and stuff that's all the problems
6 people found this review helpful
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Logian
June 24, 2023
After looking again, i didn't check under the island. So yeah, i found the flag we were meant to find. It's a great and wacky game. P.S. yes, you can get these characters by clicking the item after you go close to it while the battle is still going.
65 people found this review helpful
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Akhir Pekan Studio
December 11, 2023
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What’s new

- Updated API level to meet Google Play requirements