Thanks, Millennial!
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Thanks, Millennial! – A Cozy Burnout Simulator
A cozy idle simulator about work, coffee, nostalgia and the tiny daily miracle of not quitting yet.
You play as a burnt-out millennial trying to survive boss calls, endless tasks, passive-aggressive chats, fake comfort systems and one very suspicious workday at a time.
☕ OFFICE CHAOS SIMULATOR
Work hard. Burn out. Drink coffee. Repeat.
• Answer or dodge simulated boss calls
• Survive work chats, pings and corporate nonsense
• Complete tasks to unlock more tasks
• Manage Burnout with coffee, memes and questionable coping strategies
• Let the Corporate Day Director shape your day by weekday, time of day, season and even weather
Productivity has never been this cozy. Or this suspicious.
🧠 NOSTALGIA SYSTEM
Find objects from your childhood and unlock the Memories connected to them.
Use Memory points to upgrade your millennial meta build:
• Freedom
• Creativity
• Calm
• Rebellion
• Social Masking
• Geekiness
Become the millennial you are. Or the one you almost became before the inbox happened.
💀 SOUL PIECES COLLECTION
Every day, find a lost Piece of Your Soul.
Each Soul Piece is a small skull-shaped echo of who you could have been: the artist, the rebel, the dreamer, the gamer, the punk, the weirdo, the person who was almost okay.
Collect Skulls and slowly rebuild yourself, one tiny existential artifact at a time.
🤖 AI WORK AGENTS
You do not have to suffer through every task alone.
Assign AI Agents to work on tasks, even while you are offline. Each agent is stronger in specific task categories depending on which department created the task.
• 10 task categories
• Offline task progress
• Agent experience and leveling
• Mistakes, learning and improvement
Just like real coworkers, but with slightly less calendar drama.
🌱 MENTAL HEALTH UPGRADES
Spend Thanks earned from work to upgrade your extremely normal coping toolkit:
• Stress Resistance
• Procrastination
• Multitasking
• Anxiety
• Escapism
• Imposter Syndrome
Every upgrade affects gameplay. Because in this office, even emotional damage has a progression system.
📱 SCROLLHOLE
Open Scrollhole and swipe through text memes, corporate thoughts, millennial jokes and cozy existential nonsense.
Scrolling may reduce Burnout.
It may also make things worse spiritually.
That is between you and the algorithm.
✨ BUFFSCRIBE
Try fake in-game comfort with Buffscribe.
Reduce the impact of Burnout through imaginary wellness perks. It will not fix capitalism, but it might make your tiny millennial feel 3% more okay.
🌍 COMMUNAL ECONOMY
In Thanks, Millennial!, no one suffers alone.
When one player buys Coffee or a Premium Perk, part of the in-game currency is shared with players worldwide.
One person’s coping mechanism becomes everyone’s tiny victory.
🎯 THE GLOBAL MANIFESTO
The community has one impossible goal: fill the global freedom counter.
If the target is ever reached, every millennial character will be liberated and vanish from your screens forever.
No more work.
No more boss calls.
No more tasks.
Just silence, freedom and maybe one final coffee.
FEATURES
• Cozy idle burnout simulator with soft existential humor
• No ads
• Boss calls, work chats, task loops and office chaos
• Childhood collectibles and unlockable Memories
• Millennial meta build progression
• Daily Soul Pieces and collectible Skulls
• Offline AI Agents that complete tasks and improve over time
• Mental health upgrades that directly affect gameplay
• Buffscribe fake comfort system
• Scrollhole meme-swiping burnout relief
• Global communal economy
• Exposure Leaderboard: see who works the hardest for the least reward
Complete tasks so you can unlock new tasks, which unlock even more tasks.
You know. Work.
A cozy idle simulator about work, coffee, nostalgia and the tiny daily miracle of not quitting yet.
You play as a burnt-out millennial trying to survive boss calls, endless tasks, passive-aggressive chats, fake comfort systems and one very suspicious workday at a time.
☕ OFFICE CHAOS SIMULATOR
Work hard. Burn out. Drink coffee. Repeat.
• Answer or dodge simulated boss calls
• Survive work chats, pings and corporate nonsense
• Complete tasks to unlock more tasks
• Manage Burnout with coffee, memes and questionable coping strategies
• Let the Corporate Day Director shape your day by weekday, time of day, season and even weather
Productivity has never been this cozy. Or this suspicious.
🧠 NOSTALGIA SYSTEM
Find objects from your childhood and unlock the Memories connected to them.
Use Memory points to upgrade your millennial meta build:
• Freedom
• Creativity
• Calm
• Rebellion
• Social Masking
• Geekiness
Become the millennial you are. Or the one you almost became before the inbox happened.
💀 SOUL PIECES COLLECTION
Every day, find a lost Piece of Your Soul.
Each Soul Piece is a small skull-shaped echo of who you could have been: the artist, the rebel, the dreamer, the gamer, the punk, the weirdo, the person who was almost okay.
Collect Skulls and slowly rebuild yourself, one tiny existential artifact at a time.
🤖 AI WORK AGENTS
You do not have to suffer through every task alone.
Assign AI Agents to work on tasks, even while you are offline. Each agent is stronger in specific task categories depending on which department created the task.
• 10 task categories
• Offline task progress
• Agent experience and leveling
• Mistakes, learning and improvement
Just like real coworkers, but with slightly less calendar drama.
🌱 MENTAL HEALTH UPGRADES
Spend Thanks earned from work to upgrade your extremely normal coping toolkit:
• Stress Resistance
• Procrastination
• Multitasking
• Anxiety
• Escapism
• Imposter Syndrome
Every upgrade affects gameplay. Because in this office, even emotional damage has a progression system.
📱 SCROLLHOLE
Open Scrollhole and swipe through text memes, corporate thoughts, millennial jokes and cozy existential nonsense.
Scrolling may reduce Burnout.
It may also make things worse spiritually.
That is between you and the algorithm.
✨ BUFFSCRIBE
Try fake in-game comfort with Buffscribe.
Reduce the impact of Burnout through imaginary wellness perks. It will not fix capitalism, but it might make your tiny millennial feel 3% more okay.
🌍 COMMUNAL ECONOMY
In Thanks, Millennial!, no one suffers alone.
When one player buys Coffee or a Premium Perk, part of the in-game currency is shared with players worldwide.
One person’s coping mechanism becomes everyone’s tiny victory.
🎯 THE GLOBAL MANIFESTO
The community has one impossible goal: fill the global freedom counter.
If the target is ever reached, every millennial character will be liberated and vanish from your screens forever.
No more work.
No more boss calls.
No more tasks.
Just silence, freedom and maybe one final coffee.
FEATURES
• Cozy idle burnout simulator with soft existential humor
• No ads
• Boss calls, work chats, task loops and office chaos
• Childhood collectibles and unlockable Memories
• Millennial meta build progression
• Daily Soul Pieces and collectible Skulls
• Offline AI Agents that complete tasks and improve over time
• Mental health upgrades that directly affect gameplay
• Buffscribe fake comfort system
• Scrollhole meme-swiping burnout relief
• Global communal economy
• Exposure Leaderboard: see who works the hardest for the least reward
Complete tasks so you can unlock new tasks, which unlock even more tasks.
You know. Work.
Cozy burnout idle sim of your tiny millennial. Work, scroll & rebuild your soul.
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What’s new
- Added the Millennial Soul Fragments system
- Added a cute Skull Companion with its own personality, moods, and reactions
- Added the new Dissociate mechanic, available from the Skull Companion menu
- Added the “What Kind of Millennial Are You?” meta build through the Nostalgia Memories system
- Added Cloud Save activity status to Settings
- Improved multiple UI screens and visual elements
- Fixed reported bugs and improved overall stability
- Added a cute Skull Companion with its own personality, moods, and reactions
- Added the new Dissociate mechanic, available from the Skull Companion menu
- Added the “What Kind of Millennial Are You?” meta build through the Nostalgia Memories system
- Added Cloud Save activity status to Settings
- Improved multiple UI screens and visual elements
- Fixed reported bugs and improved overall stability
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About the developer
Dmitrii Iakovenko
avitamitoz@gmail.com
KOCHARI
13/65
Yerevan 0001
Armenia
