HAVE YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO SURVIVE ON THE MEAN STREETS?
🚫🏠😞 Being homeless probably isn’t one of your life ambitions, but wouldn’t it be good to know that you could thrive as a hobo if push came to shove? See how the underclass lives in this unique sandbox game that challenges you to overcome the rules of capitalism and rise from zero to hero to become the richest street urchin to ever live. Jump to the challenge and let this scintillating simulator stimulate you to usurp the upper class and become the best bum you can be!
🪣 STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM, NOW WE’RE HERE
You begin the game as Sam, an expert plumber down on his luck, but with survival skills to rival anyone. You might have nothing now, but you’re determined to make it from the street to your feet…
One way or another. Start by collecting bottles and caps to make it through the day, then beg, borrow, and steal as you level up on your way to the top. Just because you’re homeless doesn’t mean you have to be goal-less. Take control of your fate and master the game of life. After all, you’ve got to be in it to win it!
😎 NO MORE MR. NICE BUM
They say behind every great fortune is a great crime and your story is no different. If you’re going to strike it rich, you’ll have to get your hands dirty. Luckily for you, this ultra-realistic simulator provides you with access to a world of weapons and tools to help you conquer your enemies and protect your friends. Dispatch those who oppose you with hammers, clubs, bats and more, while also building shelters for you and your homeless allies. Become feared and respected in your neighborhood and beyond.
💰 TAKE IT ONE DAY AT A TIME
If you want to own the Street Dude universe, you’ll have to build your empire bit by bit. Expand street by street and, as your power grows, so too will your territory. Then, before you know it, you’ll be the undisputed ruler of all of Chinatown. Use your trusty map to chart your stomping ground, so you know this simulator’s nooks and crannies like the back of your hand. And when you eventually manage to complete this expansive sandbox game, the rich will have finally learned to beware the bums!
✊ HAVE A GO IF YOU THINK YOU’RE HARD ENOUGH
So, if you truly believe you’ve got what it takes to start from the lowest of the low and make it to cream of the crop, then give this epic simulator game a try. Try the new and updated Street Dude today and enjoy hours of varied gameplay, use never-before-seen items and one-of-a-kind challenges to conquer the city and take what’s rightfully yours!
All characters and events depicted in this game are fictional, and any resemblance to real people or situations is entirely coincidental. This game is designed purely for entertainment purposes, and the developers in no way condone any acts of violence, discrimination or brutality. We know that anyone can find themselves in difficult life situations through no fault of their own, and we have the greatest sympathy for those who end up unhoused. They deserve to be treated with the same dignity and respect that we should accord to all human beings.