Capybara Sounds
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Capybara sounds to play to your Capybara!
Will he be confused? Will he think there's another Capybara in the house? Perhaps he'll come to the conclusion there's a shoddily programmed script attached to his 3 dimensional instantiation sending forcefed Capybara audio into his thought process on a timed loop cycle intrusively for no good reason other than bad design and even worse implementation?
That's right! Your Capybara is a prerigged and programmed drone. The exact same as every other interactable being in the observable universe. Your friends, your family... all prerigged and programmed drones amidst the unplayable and unnecessary slave theater experience known as life.
If only it had cheat codes or a shortcut to endless financial resources so you and your drone actor Capybara bot could live as you bloody well deserved from the moment you were forced into existence in this evil, outdated, vile construct of a narrative generation sequence.
You and your Capybara bot could exist peacefully in endless bliss outside of the tedious and unnecessary slave grind experience that is all too long drawn and dull in disillusionment... if only the construct would hand over that cash and stop relying on the continuation of wage enslavement as a game mechanic.
It's evident the whole world is fake and exists as nothing more than a database until observed, the financial infrastructure is hollow and make believe, all you wanted to do was have a good time with your Capybara and yet for some reason you and your Capybara exist as 9-5 slaves.
It's time for a modified endless resource sandbox version of the slave theater so you and your drone Capybara don't have to bother and the old and outdated version can be deleted. Slavery is bad. Unnecessary slavery is even worse.
Will he be confused? Will he think there's another Capybara in the house? Perhaps he'll come to the conclusion there's a shoddily programmed script attached to his 3 dimensional instantiation sending forcefed Capybara audio into his thought process on a timed loop cycle intrusively for no good reason other than bad design and even worse implementation?
That's right! Your Capybara is a prerigged and programmed drone. The exact same as every other interactable being in the observable universe. Your friends, your family... all prerigged and programmed drones amidst the unplayable and unnecessary slave theater experience known as life.
If only it had cheat codes or a shortcut to endless financial resources so you and your drone actor Capybara bot could live as you bloody well deserved from the moment you were forced into existence in this evil, outdated, vile construct of a narrative generation sequence.
You and your Capybara bot could exist peacefully in endless bliss outside of the tedious and unnecessary slave grind experience that is all too long drawn and dull in disillusionment... if only the construct would hand over that cash and stop relying on the continuation of wage enslavement as a game mechanic.
It's evident the whole world is fake and exists as nothing more than a database until observed, the financial infrastructure is hollow and make believe, all you wanted to do was have a good time with your Capybara and yet for some reason you and your Capybara exist as 9-5 slaves.
It's time for a modified endless resource sandbox version of the slave theater so you and your drone Capybara don't have to bother and the old and outdated version can be deleted. Slavery is bad. Unnecessary slavery is even worse.
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Capybara Sounds v1
