Am I dead yet?

vinzify

About this app

AM I DEAD YET?
Having an existential crisis? Not sure if you're still among the living? Our app has the definitive answer!
"Am I Dead Yet?" is the most reliable mortality verification service available on your mobile device. With just a single tap, receive immediate confirmation that you are, in fact, still alive - accompanied by witty evidence to support this conclusion.
HOW IT WORKS
Simply open the app and tap the "Check Now" button whenever you need reassurance about your mortality status. Our advanced algorithms will instantly analyze your existence and provide you with concrete proof that you're still very much alive.
Each time you check, you'll receive a different humorous response explaining why you're definitely not dead:
• "NOT IN THE AFTERLIFE! Your collection of mugs that don't fit in your cupboard suggests future planning."
• "STILL BREATHING! The fact that you're worried about being dead is pretty strong evidence you're alive."
• "DEFINITELY ALIVE! Dead people don't usually check websites to see if they're dead."
• "VERY MUCH ALIVE! Your unfinished to-do list suggests you have plenty of living left to do."
• "ALIVE AND KICKING! The universe has plans for you that require you to be among the living."
FEATURES
✓ One-Tap Mortality Check: Get instant confirmation you're alive with just a single tap
✓ Achievement Collection System: Unlock 25 unique existential achievements as you continue confirming your existence
✓ Daily Reminders: Set notifications to check your mortality status regularly - never spend more than a day wondering if you've shuffled off this mortal coil
✓ Personal Dashboard: Track your "alive streak" and view your historical mortality verification records
✓ Stunning Visuals: Experience a beautiful particle animation background and smooth interface transitions
✓ Minimal Storage: Our app is lightweight and won't take up precious space on your device
✓ No Login Required: Start confirming you're alive immediately with no account creation needed
✓ Dark Mode Only: Easier on your eyes and perfectly themed for existential contemplation
PERFECT FOR
• Those random 3 AM moments when you're not quite sure if you exist
• Coffee line entertainment while pondering the meaning of life
• Showing friends your quirky sense of humor
• A quick chuckle during your existential crisis
• Collecting all achievements for the satisfaction of completing something in this vast, meaningless universe
PRIVACY FOCUSED
We respect your privacy and only collect minimal data necessary to provide our services. After all, being dead or alive is quite a private matter. Your mortality status will never be shared with third parties without your consent.
WHY DOWNLOAD?
Because sometimes you just need a little reassurance that you're still here, delivered with a dash of humor. Life's serious enough - take a moment to smile at the absurdity of it all.
Download "Am I Dead Yet?" now and never wonder about your mortality status again!
Remember: if you can download this app, you're definitely still alive.

DISCLAIMER: This app is intended for entertainment purposes only. It does not provide actual medical diagnosis or mortality verification. If you are experiencing genuine health concerns, please contact a healthcare professional immediately.

What’s new

This is our debut on the Play Store! I’ll keep updating the app-as long as I’m still alive and you send me your feedback. 😊