Ramming Rhino News

Weyland-Yutani Holdings

About this app

🦏 Welcome to Ramming Rhino News—the internet's most gloriously unreliable newsroom.

If you've ever wished the news was less depressing and far more ridiculous, you've found your new favorite app.

Ramming Rhino News delivers hilarious satirical news, outrageous parody headlines, fictional breaking stories, and completely made-up reports designed purely for entertainment. From bizarre politics and strange science to celebrity chaos, alien invasions, talking squirrels, and suspiciously intelligent pigeons—nothing is off limits.

Every article is written with humor, sarcasm, and absurdity in mind. Our mission isn't to report reality—it's to make fun of it.

Features

📰 Fresh satirical news stories

🤣 Outrageous parody headlines

🌎 Fictional world events

🎭 Political, celebrity, technology, and lifestyle satire

📱 Clean, fast reading experience

🔔 Optional notifications for the latest "breaking" nonsense

❤️ Save your favorite stories

🔍 Browse by category

Whether you're killing time, sharing a laugh with friends, or just need a break from real-world headlines, Ramming Rhino News has something ridiculous waiting for you.

Important Disclaimer

Ramming Rhino News is a satire and parody publication. All articles, stories, headlines, quotes, characters, organizations, and events are fictional unless explicitly stated otherwise. Content is created solely for humor, commentary, and entertainment and should not be interpreted as factual reporting or real news.

If you accidentally learn something from us... it was probably an accident.

Download Ramming Rhino News today and enjoy news that's completely unburdened by reality.

What’s new

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