Bleepometer: Swear Counter

Vladimir Gordievski

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About this app

Bleepometer is a playful swear word counter and speech habit tracker.

Ever wondered how often one little word slips out during a normal conversation? Bleepometer helps you find out. Start a session, speak naturally, and let the app count how many times the target swear word appears while you talk.

It is simple, funny, and surprisingly revealing.

Bleepometer is not a serious speech coach and not a boring productivity tool. It is a lighthearted bleep counter for everyday conversations, friendly challenges, self-awareness, and a bit of fun after a long day.

How it works:

1. Press START.
2. Speak as usual.
3. Bleepometer listens only during the active session.
4. The counter goes up when the target word is detected.
5. Press STOP.
6. See your session result, level, and a funny replacement suggestion.

Use it to notice how often one emotional word appears in your speech. Sometimes it comes out because of surprise, irritation, habit, or just as a verbal comma. Bleepometer turns that habit into a small game.

Bleepometer can be used for:

* counting a common swear word during a conversation;
* checking speech habits in a playful way;
* running a funny challenge with friends;
* seeing how often the same word slips out;
* adding humor to everyday speech;
* replacing strong words with weird, old-fashioned alternatives.

After each session, Bleepometer shows a result and a playful level. Did you stay suspiciously clean? Did your speech turn into CAPS LOCK? The app gives you a funny reaction based on your session.

There is also a “Say it fancy” section with old-fashioned and unusual replacement words. Instead of the usual emotional word, you might get something like “Nincompoop,” “Dunderhead,” “Balderdash,” or “Fiddlesticks.” It is not a serious dictionary. It is a small fun feature that makes the result feel more memorable.

Bleepometer is designed to be quick and easy:

* no account required;
* no registration;
* no internet required for core recognition;
* no complicated setup;
* no hidden background listening;
* no audio recordings saved;
* no audio sent to servers.

Privacy matters. The microphone is used only during a session you start manually. When the session stops, recognition stops. Audio is not saved, uploaded, or shared. Speech recognition runs locally on your device.

Bleepometer is perfect if you want a funny swear word counter, a simple speech habit tracker, a bleep counter for conversations, or just a small app that turns everyday words into a game.

Press START and find out how many bleeps are hiding in your normal speech