Goat Simulator 3

Coffee Stain Publishing

About this game

Pilgor is finally baack on the small screen. Now you can be even more unsocial during family dinners. Yay!

Goat Simulator 3 Mobile gives you the same open world to explore and destroy as the PC and console versions of the game. Headbutt civilians, drive without a license, or join a yoga class! It’s just like in real life.

You can invite a friend in multiplayer mode, cause mayhem together, or become enemies while playing any of the seven mini-games.
If you don’t have a friend, you could get the game on two devices and just pretend. We won’t tell a soul.

The giant sandbox island of San Angora is in the palm of your hoof!

KEY FEATURES:

– Goats! Tall goats, fishy goats, goats with hats, there's a goat for your every need
– An open world to explore, with an ‘ok amount’ of quests, challenges, and secrets to uncover
– Bring chaos together with a friend in multiplayer mode
– Break off that friendship for good with seven different mini-games
– Dress up your goat in a wide range of different gears to unleash its true powers
– Ragdoll physics that slap Newton in the face.

Ratings and reviews

Great game overall with great graphics and gameplay. Runs smoothly on my older Note 10+. It's like GTA with goats but the graphics and variety seem better than the GTA mobile games. My only complaint is there doesn't appear to be a splitscreen mode like on PC, etc. This would be a great feature for larger tablets and when casting to a TV, even if majority of people probably playing on phones might not use it, and it seems it would be an easy add since other versions of the game have it.

Glad to have this on mobile, but gameplay with a controller sucks. I can only walk, not run, the camera feels sluggish, and I can only use powers from the touchscreen. You can navigate the menu with the controller, but it's difficult to tell what's being selected in the pause and setting menus. Touchscreen works best, but it's not as fun, especially on devices that are different from your phone. Here's hoping we see an update to the controls when they release the DLC, I'll update my review then.

It's a ridiculously fun game, with endless things to do and explore. However, the graphics are bugged so the game looks like actual trash. It crashes frequently. Progress doesn't properly save for some reason, and there's no option to join a random lobby of players. So if you don't have friends who can play, you're out of luck. I know it's new and still being worked on, but as of now it isn't worth the high price at all. I'll update my review to 5 stars once these four main issues are resolved.