Daft Detours

Daft Detours

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About this app

Finally. An audio tour that knows the painting is weird.
Daft Detours pairs self-guided museum tours with the kind of commentary your inner monologue has been providing for free for years — except ours is funnier and better researched.

Dave will walk you through the Seattle Art Museum's greatest hits: a 48-foot man who has been doing the same arm motion since 1991, a Mercedes-Benz that is also a coffin, a giant mouse standing on a sleeping man, and approximately 16 other things that are harder to explain but worth seeing.
No art degree required. Comfortable shoes recommended.

Museum tickets purchased separately. Hammering Man is free to look at.

More museums are added every week.

Coming soon:
New York Metropolitan Museum of Art
New York Museum of Modern Art
New York American Museum of Natural History
Barcelona Pablo Picasso Museum

What’s new

- UI enhancements
- bug fixes
- security enhancements