Excuse Caddie: Golf Alibis
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A bad round is never your fault.
Excuse Caddie is the alibi generator for golfers who refuse to take the blame. Hit a fat one off the tee? It was the wind. Three-putted from 4 feet? The greens were too fast. Lost a sleeve in the woods? Caddie distracted you. There's an excuse for everything — and now it lives in your pocket.
Tap the Mulligan button or just shake the phone. Instant alibi. Send it straight to the group chat before they ask.
FEATURES
• 270+ handcrafted golf excuses across eight categories
• Tap or shake to generate a new one
• Optional weekly alibi notifications (Thursday evening + Sunday morning) — opt-in only
• Daily excuse — a fresh alibi waits for you every morning when you open the app
• Community leaderboard with thumbs up/down voting on every excuse
• One-tap share card for the group chat
• Sound effects on every Mulligan
• Dark theme that matches your golf-cart aesthetic
• Works offline — no account, no ads, no tracking, no nonsense
EIGHT EXCUSE CATEGORIES
• Body — Bad back. Tight hips. Cold hands. The classics.
• Nerves — Couldn't focus. Pressure got me. Birds were loud.
• Kit — New clubs. Old gloves. Wrong wedge. Wrong ball.
• Weather — Wind. Sun. Rain. Humidity. The greens were soaked.
• Course — Greens were too fast. Course was too long. Tree wasn't there last week.
• Distractions — Phone buzzed. Foursome ahead too slow. Group behind too close.
• Luck — Bad bounce. Ball had a defect. Sprinkler head.
• Swing — Lifted my head. Rushed the takeaway. Came over the top.
WHO IT'S FOR
Weekend warriors. Country club regulars. The guy who insists he was scratch in college. Anyone who finishes the round muttering "I never play this badly." Excuse Caddie is your alibi witness — discreet, available 24/7, and never points fingers.
NO ACCOUNT REQUIRED
We don't ask for your email. We don't track your location. We don't sell your data. The only thing we want is for you to find an excuse you genuinely believe in.
Tap. Shake. Blame anything else.
Excuse Caddie is the alibi generator for golfers who refuse to take the blame. Hit a fat one off the tee? It was the wind. Three-putted from 4 feet? The greens were too fast. Lost a sleeve in the woods? Caddie distracted you. There's an excuse for everything — and now it lives in your pocket.
Tap the Mulligan button or just shake the phone. Instant alibi. Send it straight to the group chat before they ask.
FEATURES
• 270+ handcrafted golf excuses across eight categories
• Tap or shake to generate a new one
• Optional weekly alibi notifications (Thursday evening + Sunday morning) — opt-in only
• Daily excuse — a fresh alibi waits for you every morning when you open the app
• Community leaderboard with thumbs up/down voting on every excuse
• One-tap share card for the group chat
• Sound effects on every Mulligan
• Dark theme that matches your golf-cart aesthetic
• Works offline — no account, no ads, no tracking, no nonsense
EIGHT EXCUSE CATEGORIES
• Body — Bad back. Tight hips. Cold hands. The classics.
• Nerves — Couldn't focus. Pressure got me. Birds were loud.
• Kit — New clubs. Old gloves. Wrong wedge. Wrong ball.
• Weather — Wind. Sun. Rain. Humidity. The greens were soaked.
• Course — Greens were too fast. Course was too long. Tree wasn't there last week.
• Distractions — Phone buzzed. Foursome ahead too slow. Group behind too close.
• Luck — Bad bounce. Ball had a defect. Sprinkler head.
• Swing — Lifted my head. Rushed the takeaway. Came over the top.
WHO IT'S FOR
Weekend warriors. Country club regulars. The guy who insists he was scratch in college. Anyone who finishes the round muttering "I never play this badly." Excuse Caddie is your alibi witness — discreet, available 24/7, and never points fingers.
NO ACCOUNT REQUIRED
We don't ask for your email. We don't track your location. We don't sell your data. The only thing we want is for you to find an excuse you genuinely believe in.
Tap. Shake. Blame anything else.
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What’s new
Two small additions:
• Optional weekly alibi notifications — opt-in via the bell in the footer. Thursday evening sets you up for the weekend, Sunday morning lands one before the round.
• Rate prompt after a few Mulligans, in case you want to leave a review.
Same calm app, same 270 excuses. No accounts, no ads, no tracking.
• Optional weekly alibi notifications — opt-in via the bell in the footer. Thursday evening sets you up for the weekend, Sunday morning lands one before the round.
• Rate prompt after a few Mulligans, in case you want to leave a review.
Same calm app, same 270 excuses. No accounts, no ads, no tracking.
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About the developer
Diana Öhman
dot.systems@proton.me
Svartviksbacken 3d
196 41 Kungsängen
Sweden