Excuse Caddie: Golf Alibis
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About this app
A bad round is never your fault.
Excuse Caddie is the alibi generator for golfers who refuse to take the blame. Hit a fat one off the tee? It was the wind. Three-putted from 4 feet? The greens were too fast. Lost a sleeve in the woods? Caddie distracted you. There's an excuse for everything. And now it lives in your pocket.
Tap the Mulligan button or just shake the phone. Instant alibi. Send it straight to the group chat before they ask.
FEATURES
• 270+ handcrafted golf excuses across eight categories
• Tap or shake to generate a new one
• Optional weekly alibi notifications (Thursday evening + Sunday morning). Opt-in only.
• Daily excuse. A fresh alibi waits for you every morning when you open the app.
• Community leaderboard with thumbs up/down voting on every excuse
• One-tap share card for the group chat
• Sound effects on every Mulligan
• Dark theme that matches your golf-cart aesthetic
• Works offline. No account, no ads, no tracking, no nonsense.
EIGHT EXCUSE CATEGORIES
• Body: Bad back. Tight hips. Cold hands. The classics.
• Nerves: Couldn't focus. Pressure got me. Birds were loud.
• Kit: New clubs. Old gloves. Wrong wedge. Wrong ball.
• Weather: Wind. Sun. Rain. Humidity. The greens were soaked.
• Course: Greens were too fast. Course was too long. Tree wasn't there last week.
• Distractions: Phone buzzed. Foursome ahead too slow. Group behind too close.
• Luck: Bad bounce. Ball had a defect. Sprinkler head.
• Swing: Lifted my head. Rushed the takeaway. Came over the top.
WHO IT'S FOR
Weekend warriors. Country club regulars. The guy who insists he was scratch in college. Anyone who finishes the round muttering "I never play this badly." Excuse Caddie is your alibi witness. Discreet, available 24/7, and never points fingers.
NO ACCOUNT REQUIRED
We don't ask for your email. We don't track your location. We don't sell your data. The only thing we want is for you to find an excuse you genuinely believe in.
Tap. Shake. Blame anything else.
Excuse Caddie is the alibi generator for golfers who refuse to take the blame. Hit a fat one off the tee? It was the wind. Three-putted from 4 feet? The greens were too fast. Lost a sleeve in the woods? Caddie distracted you. There's an excuse for everything. And now it lives in your pocket.
Tap the Mulligan button or just shake the phone. Instant alibi. Send it straight to the group chat before they ask.
FEATURES
• 270+ handcrafted golf excuses across eight categories
• Tap or shake to generate a new one
• Optional weekly alibi notifications (Thursday evening + Sunday morning). Opt-in only.
• Daily excuse. A fresh alibi waits for you every morning when you open the app.
• Community leaderboard with thumbs up/down voting on every excuse
• One-tap share card for the group chat
• Sound effects on every Mulligan
• Dark theme that matches your golf-cart aesthetic
• Works offline. No account, no ads, no tracking, no nonsense.
EIGHT EXCUSE CATEGORIES
• Body: Bad back. Tight hips. Cold hands. The classics.
• Nerves: Couldn't focus. Pressure got me. Birds were loud.
• Kit: New clubs. Old gloves. Wrong wedge. Wrong ball.
• Weather: Wind. Sun. Rain. Humidity. The greens were soaked.
• Course: Greens were too fast. Course was too long. Tree wasn't there last week.
• Distractions: Phone buzzed. Foursome ahead too slow. Group behind too close.
• Luck: Bad bounce. Ball had a defect. Sprinkler head.
• Swing: Lifted my head. Rushed the takeaway. Came over the top.
WHO IT'S FOR
Weekend warriors. Country club regulars. The guy who insists he was scratch in college. Anyone who finishes the round muttering "I never play this badly." Excuse Caddie is your alibi witness. Discreet, available 24/7, and never points fingers.
NO ACCOUNT REQUIRED
We don't ask for your email. We don't track your location. We don't sell your data. The only thing we want is for you to find an excuse you genuinely believe in.
Tap. Shake. Blame anything else.
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App activity and Device or other IDs
Data is encrypted in transit
Data can’t be deleted
What’s new
Two big things in 1.5.2:
Weekly alibis. Optional Thursday and Sunday reminders with a fresh excuse. Off by default, toggle in the footer.
Better tablets and landscape. Layout now adapts properly on Android tablets, foldables, and rotated phones. No more crushed buttons.
Plus the usual: in-app rating prompt, smaller install size, edge-to-edge polish for Android 15 and 16.
Weekly alibis. Optional Thursday and Sunday reminders with a fresh excuse. Off by default, toggle in the footer.
Better tablets and landscape. Layout now adapts properly on Android tablets, foldables, and rotated phones. No more crushed buttons.
Plus the usual: in-app rating prompt, smaller install size, edge-to-edge polish for Android 15 and 16.
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About the developer
Diana Öhman
dot.systems@proton.me
Svartviksbacken 3d
196 41 Kungsängen
Sweden
