The Excuse Machine
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5+
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Everyone
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About this app
Need to get out of work? Skip a meeting? Leave a party early? The Excuse Machine has you covered.
Just shake your phone and watch the machine spit out a perfectly crafted excuse — word by word, right before your eyes. The harder and longer you shake, the more unhinged the excuse becomes!
HOW IT WORKS
Pick a category, then shake your phone. The machine opens up and launches your excuse onto the board as bouncing, physics-driven words. Each excuse builds in 4 stages — shake four times to get the full story. A gentle shake gives you something believable. A long, violent shake? Pure chaos.
FEATURES
• Three tiers of craziness — from "totally reasonable" to "absolutely unhinged"
• Physics-based word animations that bounce, collide, and settle into place
• Multiple excuse categories for every situation
• Premium categories with even wilder content
• Fun sound effects, drum rolls, and haptic feedback
• Share your excuse with one tap — copy or send to any app
• Shake the machine on the main menu just for fun!
Perfect for laughs with friends, breaking the ice, or when you genuinely need a creative way out. No excuses needed to download!
Just shake your phone and watch the machine spit out a perfectly crafted excuse — word by word, right before your eyes. The harder and longer you shake, the more unhinged the excuse becomes!
HOW IT WORKS
Pick a category, then shake your phone. The machine opens up and launches your excuse onto the board as bouncing, physics-driven words. Each excuse builds in 4 stages — shake four times to get the full story. A gentle shake gives you something believable. A long, violent shake? Pure chaos.
FEATURES
• Three tiers of craziness — from "totally reasonable" to "absolutely unhinged"
• Physics-based word animations that bounce, collide, and settle into place
• Multiple excuse categories for every situation
• Premium categories with even wilder content
• Fun sound effects, drum rolls, and haptic feedback
• Share your excuse with one tap — copy or send to any app
• Shake the machine on the main menu just for fun!
Perfect for laughs with friends, breaking the ice, or when you genuinely need a creative way out. No excuses needed to download!
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What’s new
New animations added!
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About the developer
Georgios Tharralidis
giorgaras24@yahoo.gr
Liakateon 24
Athens 11474
Greece
