MetaRace is a high-speed existential crisis simulator where you drive a car that represents your dwindling hope for the future. In a world where "Premium Air" is a subscription and your landlord is probably a chatbot, your goal is to survive a 100km commute through a landscape of literal and metaphorical obstacles.
What do you actually do?
Dodge Reality: Swerve to avoid obstacles while "Bad Thoughts" like “TIP THE SELF-CHECKOUT 25%” and “I RENTED THIS SENTENCE” float past your windshield.
Fuel Your Existence: Your engine doesn't run on gasoline—it runs on Mandatory Ad Breaks. Every kilometer, you must consume "content" to earn the right to keep breathing.
Suffer Side Quests: Occasionally stop to make harrowing life choices, like deciding whether to sell your elbows for extra speed or pay for the "Ability to Blink" DLC.
Ponder the Void: Every time you watch an ad, you’re rewarded with a quote from Steve Jobs or Socrates to remind you that while life is meaningless, at least the graphics are "mid."
The Goal: Reach 100km without giving up. It’s an endless, meaningless grind... just like 2026!