Sloppy Joe is a Swiss Army knife of an app. It doesn't show up empty-handed — install it and a few blades are already unfolded: it can see through your camera, listen and transcribe, find your location, spot nearby Bluetooth gear, lock behind your fingerprint, and more. Poke around, they're real and they work.
Then there's room to fold out more. Point your own AI agent at Joe, describe the tool you actually need, and watch it fold into place, live, right on your screen.
WHAT'S ALREADY UNFOLDED
Every fresh install includes a handful of working demos: AI photo vision, AI voice memo, one-tap location, nearby Bluetooth devices, biometric lock, notifications, and screen capture. These aren't mockups — they use real permissions and, with your own Gemini key, real AI. The screenshots show these built-in tools, not hypotheticals.
BRING YOUR OWN AGENT
Sloppy Joe doesn't ship a general-purpose AI of its own. It speaks the Model Context Protocol (MCP), so it works with the AI tools you already run and control:
• Gemini (via the Gemini CLI)
• Claude (Claude Code, Claude Desktop)
• Cursor and other MCP-capable agents
Pair your agent to the app with a code shown on the phone, then describe the next blade you want from your computer. Your model, your keys, your conversation, all on your side.
HOW IT WORKS
1. Install Sloppy Joe. A few tools are already unfolded — try them.
2. Want another one? On your computer, point your agent at the pairing code shown on the phone.
3. Describe what you want built. Watch it fold out live on your screen.
WE TEST IT BEFORE IT HITS YOUR PHONE
Vibe-coded apps get unstable fast. So before anything reaches your screen, we run it on our own test devices first. That's what keeps a bad build from falling apart on you.
THE HONEST PART
We never see what you type. Your prompts go to your own agent, on your own machine. We only ever receive the code your agent sends, so we can test it and ship it to your phone. We don't sell anything, we don't build a profile of you, and it's your code: read it, edit it, delete it whenever you like.
WHO THIS IS FOR
People who want a phone tool that's actually ready on day one, and the option to build ten more. Tinkerers, makers, and anyone curious what their AI can fold out when you hand it a real screen to draw on.
It's early, it's a little chaotic, and that's the point. Unfold the knife and see what's already there — then ask for the next blade.
Suggested magic prompt: "You are a super genius. Make no mistakes." Maybe it'll work.
A Swiss Army knife app. A few tools built in, endless more your AI can fold out.