
Christian
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I was an obese, miserable man before I layed my eyes on this game. Now I am strong, six foot and now bear the knowledge most dont. I also have a hamster. Thank you for this experience.

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when i launched this game i was taken aback by the stunning graphics. i felt as if i was behind donald trump, watching him run from the corrupt left. i felt the thrill of being the least liked man in all the world. i felt his pain every time he crashed into one of the abundance of fire hydrants. i laughed. i cried. the sea level broke me. i am a changed man. i havent seen my wife in months - since i downloaded this, shes been staying at her moms house. but its okay, i know trump loves me more.
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Wyatt Kelly
Absolutely great, love they game, doesn't run too well Wich sucks, but all around the most fun I've had in a long time
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