NOTICE OF ENROLLMENT — FOR YOU
Welcome, Citizen. Your participation in the Program has been pre-approved. No further action is required, though further action is strongly encouraged.
FOR YOU is a portrait microgame collection delivered under full compliance with the Department of Recreation. Each assignment is a brief, self-contained task issued for your benefit. We invested considerable resources in its production. You will invest considerably less in its completion. This is acceptable.
PROGRAM FEATURES:
— A curated schedule of microgames, each precisely as long as your assignment requires
— Motion and microphone inputs processed exclusively on your device for gameplay duties. No data is transmitted, recorded, or forwarded to any agency.
— An approved in-game currency, earned through diligent participation — never purchased. Productivity is its own reward.
— No advertisements. No subscriptions. No in-app purchases. Your compliance is complimentary.
— A satirical tone throughout. Sincerity is included where mandated, filed beneath several layers of irony.
FOR YOU is a single-participant experience. The Program does not know you personally. The title remains aspirational.
THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING, CITIZEN.