Fart Simulator

Absurdium

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About this app

Tap a digital whoopee cushion, set up a perfectly timed toot, or make a beat out of fart sounds. Fart Simulator turns a soundboard into a tiny music studio with five ways to play.

• One Tap Toot — Tap the whoopee cushion for a surprise sound. Tap again to layer toots.
• Timed Toots — Pick a countdown or set it to repeat. Keep the timer open and your screen awake.
• Brap Sequencer — Build a beat from fart sounds. Adjust tempo and swing, add layers, and make a loop that stinks in all the right ways.
• Fart Synthesizer — Play the keys and twist the dials to make your own signature sound.
• All Sounds — Browse the soundboard by name or length and save your favorites.

Share a beat or synth patch as a playable link, or export it as a WAV. Find hidden achievements in the Hall of Fumes and see your progress on this device. To play sounds offline, open Settings and let the download finish while connected.

Makes noise. Does not make smells.

Ratings and reviews

I've give this app 5 stars, the kids love it. At the till in the shops, kids laugh a lot. Try it and enjoy.

It's fun. Like a digital whoopie cushion. I like to find stores with open Bluetooth speakers , I'm talking to you IKEA, and play farts on them and watch other customers reactions. It's great fun.

It's not a simulator, but a soundboard. It's nothing special but okay.

What’s new

Tap the whoopee cushion for surprise sounds, or browse All Fart Sounds and save your favorites. Set a countdown with Timed Toots, make beats in Brap Sequencer, and create your own sounds with Fart Synthesizer. Share creations or export them as WAV files, unlock 69 achievements, and download sounds for offline play in Settings.

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