Condition Hell

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About this game

CONDITION HELL — a neon code-editor reflex arcade.

Conditions rain down as live code: 3 + 5 == 8, 6 * 7 != 40, true. Tap the ones that are VALID before they fall. Let the invalid ones drop — or swipe them down for points. Tap an invalid one and the program crashes. Miss a valid one and it escapes. Either way: SEGMENTATION FAULT.

Built like a terminal: monospace tokens, syntax highlighting, a calm dark grid, neon glow. Three looks (neon / terminal / minimal) and swappable color palettes.

It speeds up the longer you survive:
- Build a combo (x1 -> x8) by catching without a miss.
- Grab SLOW power-ups to bend time when the screen floods.
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An interactive tutorial teaches every mechanic hands-on. Ten languages. One high score to chase — with an optional Google Play Games leaderboard. No account required: just you, the falling code, and your reflexes.

Tap the valid. Drop the invalid. Don't crash.

What’s new

Initial release