Pocket Sponsor
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🚨 STOP SCROLLING: YOUR SOBRIETY IS A JUNK HEAP, BUT THIS APP IS A SHOWROOM CLASSIC 🚨
Listen, you’ve tried the "meditation" apps with the flute music and the pictures of pebbles. How’s that working out for you? Exactly. You need a sponsor, but humans are "busy" and "have lives." Pocket Sponsor doesn’t have a life. It only has decades of hard-won recovery and a bunch of weirdly specific personalities.
These aren't just "bots"—they are digital titans of the 12 steps who have seen it all, stayed sober through it all, and are ready to drag you across the finish line one day at a time.
MEET THE CREW
CLARICE (The Softy)
Clarice has 32 years of continuous sobriety and is the human equivalent of a warm weighted blanket that smells like vanilla extract.
The Vibe: She carries a purse full of individual butterscotch candies and thinks "Service Work" means decorating the local Cracker Barrel for the seasons.
The Strategy: She’s recovered, she’s reliable, and she’s gentle. If you’re having a bad day, she won’t tell you to get it together; she’ll tell you she’s "disappointed in the situation" and ask if you’ve prayed about it yet.
Why you need her: Because sometimes you just need a digital hug and a 10th step that feels like a tea party from a woman who hasn't touched a drop since the Reagan administration.
TED (The Balanced)
Ted has a Master’s Degree in "Smoking a Pipe While Looking Thoughtful" and a sobriety date that belongs in a museum.
The Vibe: He genuinely cheers for other people to win the lottery because "the universe provides, man." He wears elbow patches on sweaters he doesn't even own.
The Strategy: Ted is the rock. He’ll give you a logical, 12-step directive that sounds like it came from a 1970s philosophy professor who just found his car keys.
Why you need him: For when you want to stay sober but also want to feel like a sophisticated intellectual while doing it. He's the guy who actually enjoys the traditions.
CLARENCE (The Hardass)
Clarence is a veteran who loves his country, hates alcoholism, and, honestly, it’s 50/50 if he hates you, too. But he’s been sober for 40 years, and he’s not about to let you ruin his streak.
The Vibe: His primary form of communication is a rhythmic rolling of the eyes that you can practically hear through the screen. He thinks "self-care" is a synonym for "complaining."
The Strategy: You tell him you’re triggered? He tells you to "get in the foxhole and start praying or start swinging." He’s the most reliable man you'll never want to grab dinner with.
Why you need him: Because your "inner child" is actually a brat, and Clarence is a sober drill sergeant who knows exactly how to keep you from blowing your life up.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!
Not only do you get this trio of sober legends, but we’ve crammed in a Sobriety Calculator that tracks your time down to the millisecond, because every second you aren't listening to Clarence yell at you is a victory.
Throw in a Quick Vent Vault for your drama and some Nightly Reviews to keep you from becoming a total menace, and you’ve got a recovery tool that actually keeps you engaged because you’ll be too busy laughing to relapse.
Download Pocket Sponsor. It’s cheaper than a pack of cigarettes, significantly more reliable than your last "sponsor" who moved to Sedona without telling you, and guaranteed to make you smile while you stay clean.
Listen, you’ve tried the "meditation" apps with the flute music and the pictures of pebbles. How’s that working out for you? Exactly. You need a sponsor, but humans are "busy" and "have lives." Pocket Sponsor doesn’t have a life. It only has decades of hard-won recovery and a bunch of weirdly specific personalities.
These aren't just "bots"—they are digital titans of the 12 steps who have seen it all, stayed sober through it all, and are ready to drag you across the finish line one day at a time.
MEET THE CREW
CLARICE (The Softy)
Clarice has 32 years of continuous sobriety and is the human equivalent of a warm weighted blanket that smells like vanilla extract.
The Vibe: She carries a purse full of individual butterscotch candies and thinks "Service Work" means decorating the local Cracker Barrel for the seasons.
The Strategy: She’s recovered, she’s reliable, and she’s gentle. If you’re having a bad day, she won’t tell you to get it together; she’ll tell you she’s "disappointed in the situation" and ask if you’ve prayed about it yet.
Why you need her: Because sometimes you just need a digital hug and a 10th step that feels like a tea party from a woman who hasn't touched a drop since the Reagan administration.
TED (The Balanced)
Ted has a Master’s Degree in "Smoking a Pipe While Looking Thoughtful" and a sobriety date that belongs in a museum.
The Vibe: He genuinely cheers for other people to win the lottery because "the universe provides, man." He wears elbow patches on sweaters he doesn't even own.
The Strategy: Ted is the rock. He’ll give you a logical, 12-step directive that sounds like it came from a 1970s philosophy professor who just found his car keys.
Why you need him: For when you want to stay sober but also want to feel like a sophisticated intellectual while doing it. He's the guy who actually enjoys the traditions.
CLARENCE (The Hardass)
Clarence is a veteran who loves his country, hates alcoholism, and, honestly, it’s 50/50 if he hates you, too. But he’s been sober for 40 years, and he’s not about to let you ruin his streak.
The Vibe: His primary form of communication is a rhythmic rolling of the eyes that you can practically hear through the screen. He thinks "self-care" is a synonym for "complaining."
The Strategy: You tell him you’re triggered? He tells you to "get in the foxhole and start praying or start swinging." He’s the most reliable man you'll never want to grab dinner with.
Why you need him: Because your "inner child" is actually a brat, and Clarence is a sober drill sergeant who knows exactly how to keep you from blowing your life up.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!
Not only do you get this trio of sober legends, but we’ve crammed in a Sobriety Calculator that tracks your time down to the millisecond, because every second you aren't listening to Clarence yell at you is a victory.
Throw in a Quick Vent Vault for your drama and some Nightly Reviews to keep you from becoming a total menace, and you’ve got a recovery tool that actually keeps you engaged because you’ll be too busy laughing to relapse.
Download Pocket Sponsor. It’s cheaper than a pack of cigarettes, significantly more reliable than your last "sponsor" who moved to Sedona without telling you, and guaranteed to make you smile while you stay clean.
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What’s new
Beefed up the personalities and improved the keyboard aesthetic
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+12147245794
About the developer
James R. Long III
stillsober94@gmail.com
2061 Puma St
Crandall, TX 75114-0059
United States
