Fart Factory is the fart app and prank soundboard for people who believe the right fart, in the right place, at the right time, is art. Tap a fart to let it rip, tap again to stop. Hit Surprise me for a random one, or set the fart timer and walk away whistling. A growing library of real, professionally recorded fart sounds, every one with a name, ready to prank your friends, your family and your coworkers. No sign-up, no internet needed, no pop-up ads. Just fart noises. Funny ones. Smell not included.
WHERE TO LET IT RIP: A FART PRANK FIELD GUIDE
• The elevator. Small room, no exits, everyone facing forward pretending nothing happened. The fart's natural habitat.
• The library. Shh. The Tiny Honker was made for this. Finally, something in the library that is overdue.
• Yoga class. Downward dog, meet the Epic Ducky. Everyone will assume it was the pose. It was not the pose.
• The couch. 30-second timer, phone under a cushion, you in the next room. The couch takes the fall.
• The wedding. "Speak now or forever hold your peace." Well. You did say.
• Dinner at the in-laws. Set the timer, hide the phone in the bread basket, go help in the kitchen. Airtight alibi.
• The video call. Leave your mic on. Say it was the chair. The chair cannot defend itself.
• Game night. Hit Surprise me. Not even you know what is coming. Plausible deniability.
• The plane. 30,000 feet, recycled air, no escape. Please do not. Okay, once.
WHAT YOU GET (BESIDES A REPUTATION)
• Real, professionally recorded fart sounds. Nothing synthesized, nothing you could make with an armpit.
• Every fart has a name. The Epic Ducky, the Rumble Splitter, the Basement Gurgler, the Missile Fizzler and more. Introduce them to your friends.
• A random fart button. Hit Surprise me for a mystery fart. No repeats until you have heard them all. Unlike chili night.
• A fart timer. Pick 5 seconds to 5 minutes and a fart (or let fate pick), hit Start, act natural. Leave it on screen; it keeps the phone awake for you.
• A remote fart button. Pair a Bluetooth camera shutter remote, keep the app on screen, hide the phone and press from across the room. A random fart plays from the phone. Not you. Never you.
• Max volume. One switch in Settings for full blast while the app is open. Your volume goes back when you leave. Subtlety is overrated.
• New farts keep arriving, a batch at a time. Like a buffet, with similar consequences.
• Works offline. The farts are built in, so the elevator plan works even in the elevator.
• No account, no sign-up, no permission pop-ups. We do not need your email address to help you fart. You have been doing it for free your whole life.
• Phones and tablets, portrait and landscape. Sideways fits more farts on screen. Science.
• One small banner ad. No full-screen ads, no video ads, no in-app purchases. Every fart is free, as nature intended. Gluten-free too.
A FART SOUNDBOARD, NOT A RINGTONE APP
Fart Factory turns your phone into a fart machine, a whoopee cushion, a fart timer and a fart button in one fart prank app. The clips are licensed sound effects that play inside the app and stay there: no ringtone setting, no downloads, no sharing. Like a fine cheese, best enjoyed on the premises.
PRIVACY (THE ONLY THING WE KEEP QUIET)
No login. No requests for your contacts, photos, location or microphone. Where the law requires it, you pick how ads use your data on first launch and can change your mind in Settings. What we collect, besides gas, is in our privacy policy.
PRANK RESPONSIBLY
Farts are funny. Keep pranks friendly, read the room, and give the app a rest anywhere loud noises are unwelcome. Funerals, courtrooms and your performance review are on you. We warned you about the plane.
Made by Protoboard Studios, hobbyists with a big library of farts and a questionable sense of humor. If it made you laugh, leave a rating. Five stars smell the sweetest. We also accept four, but we will know.
Install Fart Factory. Let it rip. Blame the dog.
Authentic fart sounds in a prank soundboard. Smell not included. Blame the dog.