You're on walk duty. The dogs have other plans.
Pooptastic is a scoop arcade with attitude: drag your bag, read the telegraph, and catch the drop before it ruins the sidewalk. A near-miss can still save you. Enough stains, and the walk is over.
The parks don't stay polite. Wind shoves. Twins dump together. Some dogs fake you out just to watch you flinch. Gold is loud. Spicy is meaner.
Come back for today's Daily Dump, clear a Route when you're feeling brave, and take a better bag out next time.
Catch it before it hits.
Read the wiggle. Beat the wind. Keep the sidewalk clean or explain the stains.