Beardy runner
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About this game
Ever tried to walk home in a straight line after one too many? Now try it with traffic coming.
Drunk Beardy Runner is a ragdoll physics runner built around one simple, impossible goal: put one foot in front of the other and get as far as you can.
Nothing here is on rails. Every step is simulated — your guy leans, overcorrects, catches a curb, clips a market stall and goes down in a full ragdoll tumble when a minibus refuses to brake. No two falls ever look the same.
HOW IT PLAYS
• Press and drag anywhere on screen to steer. Easy to pick up, brutal to master.
• Your score is distance. Stay upright, walk further, beat your last run.
• The more you sway, the more your vision doubles and smears. Straighten up to see straight.
• You're running on a timer — find a bottle along the road to keep going a little longer.
THE STREET IS TRYING TO KILL YOU
• Live traffic: sedans, minibuses, buses and one battered old UAZ that will not stop for you
• Roadworks, barricades, hedges and open pits in the pavement
• Market rows piled with watermelons that burst into red pulp on impact
• Runaway shopping carts, breakable crates and barrels
• Endlessly generated streets, so every run lays out differently
THREE WALKERS
• Beardy — the man himself, hat on, dignity optional
• Gopnik — tracksuit on, squat ready
• Babushka — do not underestimate her
WIPEOUTS WORTH WATCHING
Every crash drops into slow motion so you get a proper look at the damage. When it's over, snap the moment and share your best faceplant with one tap.
NO NONSENSE
• Free to play, with occasional ads between runs
• Plays offline — no account, no login, no waiting
• No energy bars, no timers between attempts. Lose, tap, go again.
Just you, the pavement, and the long walk home.
How many meters can you make?
Drunk Beardy Runner is a ragdoll physics runner built around one simple, impossible goal: put one foot in front of the other and get as far as you can.
Nothing here is on rails. Every step is simulated — your guy leans, overcorrects, catches a curb, clips a market stall and goes down in a full ragdoll tumble when a minibus refuses to brake. No two falls ever look the same.
HOW IT PLAYS
• Press and drag anywhere on screen to steer. Easy to pick up, brutal to master.
• Your score is distance. Stay upright, walk further, beat your last run.
• The more you sway, the more your vision doubles and smears. Straighten up to see straight.
• You're running on a timer — find a bottle along the road to keep going a little longer.
THE STREET IS TRYING TO KILL YOU
• Live traffic: sedans, minibuses, buses and one battered old UAZ that will not stop for you
• Roadworks, barricades, hedges and open pits in the pavement
• Market rows piled with watermelons that burst into red pulp on impact
• Runaway shopping carts, breakable crates and barrels
• Endlessly generated streets, so every run lays out differently
THREE WALKERS
• Beardy — the man himself, hat on, dignity optional
• Gopnik — tracksuit on, squat ready
• Babushka — do not underestimate her
WIPEOUTS WORTH WATCHING
Every crash drops into slow motion so you get a proper look at the damage. When it's over, snap the moment and share your best faceplant with one tap.
NO NONSENSE
• Free to play, with occasional ads between runs
• Plays offline — no account, no login, no waiting
• No energy bars, no timers between attempts. Lose, tap, go again.
Just you, the pavement, and the long walk home.
How many meters can you make?
Steer a wobbling drunk through traffic. Ragdoll physics runner. How far?
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What’s new
Fixed the app icon
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About the developer
Nikita Morozov
morozov.nikita@yahoo.com
Georgia
