The Useless App

Sidet
52 reviews
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About this app

This app only contains one switch.
A hand is coming to flick the switch.
What will you do? Aid the hand in its mission?
Or fight back?
A fun app that closes itself, inspired by the useless machine.
Updated on
Oct 9, 2025
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Ratings and reviews

49 reviews
w ww
March 29, 2026
The Best app i have ever installed in my life. When i opened this app, i was immediately shocked, the placement of the button, the finger guiding me to it, i had to press it, and when i did, i found a realization, that apps sometimes want you to close them. 10/10.
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Sidet
April 13, 2026
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cool looc (auxien)
November 9, 2024
Best app ever 10/10. Dude, where do I even start?? The amount of effort they put on this is mind blowing. How could they even make something THIS complex and detailed? AND in Unity?! Im truly simply astounded by the hard work the developers have done to this. They have truly overworked themselves. This app was so good, it literally changed how I lived. I can't even describe the words I could say about this app. Great work guys πŸ‘πŸ‘
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Sidet
December 30, 2024
Hi, Thank you for this amazing review! Our team of hand-picked data scientists, machine learning experts and quantum physicists works tirelessly 24/7 to give you only the best groundbreaking innovations tailored to your needs. Stay tuned for more!
OBIDA XS
September 23, 2025
really useless and it's not helpful at all!! just kidding actually it's funny. the first time I downloaded it I didn't know that I can hit the finger . btw I'm the one who wrote the comment last time (obidahakmi)
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Sidet
September 29, 2025
Great discovery 😁

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Fixed security issue by upgrading to 6000.2.7f2
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About the developer
Simon Franz Ottheinrich Detmer
sidet@gmx.de
Germany
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