Eject Button - Fake Call Alibi

Simon K. YangHwan

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About this app

Beep — anyone there?
This is Emergency Exit HQ.

Where are you right now?
A work dinner that won't end?
A first date that just went south?
A "quick 30-min" meeting that's already past an hour?

Send us a signal. We're deploying. 🚨


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🆘 What is Emergency Exit?
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Emergency Exit is a "fake call" app that helps you slip out of
awkward moments — gracefully.

One tap. A real-feeling fake call rings in.
Answer naturally. Walk out naturally.
That's it.


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✅ Key Features
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📞 Real-feeling fake call
Same incoming-call screen as your phone. The person next to you
won't notice.

👥 Choose your caller
Mom, Dad, your boss, a delivery driver — anyone you want.

⏰ Three timing options
"Right now!" / "in 10 sec" / "Custom" — pick what fits the moment.

📳 Three trigger modes
- One tap: big red button on screen
- Shake: a gentle shake of the phone
- Side button: discreet volume-button combo

🌙 Works anywhere
Auto dark mode. The screen stays low-key in dim restaurants,
theaters, and cafes.


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🎯 Made for these moments
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✔️ Long work dinners that drag on
✔️ First dates or meetings you need an exit from
✔️ Anyone who has trouble saying "no"
✔️ Introverts who find social situations draining
✔️ Quiet people who need a polite way out
✔️ Anyone who could use a safe alibi


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🚀 Takes 3 seconds to use
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1️⃣ Pick who'll call (Mom, Dad, your boss...)
2️⃣ Pick the timing (now / 10 sec / custom)
3️⃣ Tap the red button and take the call

No sign-up. No complex setup.
One tap. That's all.


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💬 Why Emergency Exit?
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✨ Built for social anxiety
Introverts, conflict-avoiders, people-pleasers — we get it.

✨ Stupid simple
One big button. That's the whole interface.
Easy to find even in your pocket.

✨ Lightweight
Fast launch. Works offline.


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⚠️ Emergency Exit is an entertainment / simulation app.
It does not place or receive real calls — it only displays a fake
incoming-call screen on your own device, for you to gracefully step
out of awkward moments. Do not use it to deceive, defraud, harass,
or harm anyone.

Install now. Try it at your next dinner you don't want to be at.

Beep beep! This was Emergency Exit HQ. 🚨


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#FakeCall #EmergencyExit #ExcuseCall #IntrovertApp
#SocialAnxiety #AwkwardMoments #EscapePlan

What’s new

v1.7.1 — A sturdier Eject HQ

What's new
- Cleaner Mayday upgrade screen (consistent brand + price)
- New versions can install themselves and just ask you to restart (from next release)

Stability
- Process is protected from interruption while a fake call is in progress
- Fixed EJECT becoming unresponsive after a denied permission — you're prompted again
- Fixed the white themed-icon look
- Fixed crash on some Samsung devices when EJECT was used during a real call