š„ Squares of Hell
Welcome to Hell. But forget Danteās circles ā here everything is square, mechanical, and absurdly stupid.
You are entering the Squares of Hell ā puzzle rooms where every level means one sinner, one demon, and bizarre machines that make no sense⦠but still somehow work.
š¼ In the first square, you rescue a rock angel with dragonfly wings. Yes, he shreds guitar riffs and drops sarcastic hints when your brain burns out faster than the sinnerās cigarette.
š¬ Sinner #1: he smoked so much he smoked out his whole family and the dog. Now he jumps forever at a giant cigarette heāll never reach. Solve the puzzle, trick the demon ā and let the poor guy take a puff. The smoke cloud opens the door to the next square.
š Sinner #2: once a driver who drenched pedestrians with puddle water. Now heās cursed to push a car uphill like Sisyphus, only to watch it roll back down. Your task ā put the demon to sleep with caffeine and fix the car. Together, youāll smash through to the next level.
š Sinner #3: a music freak who blasted his neighbors out of the neighborhood. Now he jumps on a giant speaker until he finds peace in a suspended bed. Use a mechanical hand to tuck him in⦠and crash the ceiling down to reveal the exit.
And so on ā every level is more absurd, every sin more petty, and every punishment more ridiculous. Ride hellish carousels, control a six-legged robot booth, trap demons in machines, and blow entire levels to hell.
ā Game Features:
š Absurd sins with even more absurd punishments.
š§© Puzzles that make you think, laugh, and swear at the same time.
šø A sarcastic rock angel as your guide through the squares of hell.
š¬ Smoking, coffee, loud music, garbage bags, and hellish mechanics.
š„ A journey through hellās squares: from cigarette smoke to lava bridges.
Squares of Hell is a puzzle game for those tired of righteous games about heaven, light, and virtue.
Here, you help sinners indulge their petty vices, outsmart demons, and descend deeper into the inferno.
Welcome to the square-logic hell. Survivors arenāt the smartest ā just the most cynical.