The Snarky Leaf

The Snarky Leaf

About this app

Everyone plants the same seed on the 1st of the month. By the 31st, nobody's plant looks like yours.

Snarky Leaf asks you one small question a day: water, prune, turn, or leave it alone. That's it. Ten seconds, then the buttons go away until tomorrow. Every choice bends the stem its own way, so a month of your decisions grows into a plant that is genuinely, visibly yours — and at the end of it, that plant goes on your shelf and a new seed gets planted.

NO STREAKS TO PROTECT
Miss a day and nothing dies, nothing scolds you, nothing goes red. A missed day draws as a small honest gap in the stem — part of the record, not a punishment. No dead plants, only honest ones.

A PLANT WITH MOODS
Your plant wakes up in a mood and it changes by afternoon and again by evening. It might be cheeky at breakfast, unimpressed after lunch and completely done in by ten at night. After half past eight it goes to sleep with little z's drifting up — shake your phone if you need it awake.

A WARDROBE YOU EARN
Tending unlocks things to wear: reading glasses, a hot drink, headphones, a bow tie, a magnifying glass, a sleep mask, a little podium. Six pot glazes and a colour for every prop. Everything is unlocked by something you actually did — ten waterings, five days in a row — never by paying.

FRIENDS, IF YOU WANT THEM
Add a friend by code or QR and send them a bag of fertiliser to make their next day grow big, or just a heart because you thought of them. Friends' plants stand on shelves in their own room, dressed exactly as they dressed them. And with Bluetooth switched on, two plants in the same room can notice each other and swap a cutting.

A HOME SCREEN WIDGET
The whole loop from your launcher: your plant, its mood, and the four buttons.

DRAWN BY HAND
Every pot, face and prop was drawn by a little Canadian shop called The Snarky Leaf. Nothing in it is stock art. No ads, no analytics, no trackers, nothing to buy inside.

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