Growpire: Idle Weed Tycoon

Tiny Gaming Games

About this game

Three half-dead plants, $150, and a patch of dirt. That's what the raid left you. Time to build it all back - bigger.

GROWPIRE is an idle weed tycoon - a cannabis growing and dealing simulation where every system talks to every other one. Grow your crop, breed legendary strains, work your phone, and watch the heat - because in this city, getting rich quietly is the whole game.

GROW & BREED
- Plant, water, harvest, and cure your way to a full operation
- Splice strains at the genetics bench - hold the needle in the stable band and breed Rare, Exotic, even Legendary genetics
- Auto-sprinklers, drying racks, and a stash house to scale it all up

WORK THE PHONE
- Buyers text YOU - haggle, counter-offer, or walk away
- Every contact has their own personality, prices, and patience
- Put a dealer on retainer to move product while you're away

WATCH THE HEAT
- Selling draws attention. Over 65% heat, the cops open a case - if that bar fills, you get raided
- Raids are never random: cool off and the case fades. Every danger is telegraphed
- A dirty cop on payroll, a harbor captain who makes problems disappear - allies matter

RUN THE CITY
- Buy fronts: the corner store, the laundromat, all the way to the casino
- Fill your managers' orders and turn street money into an empire
- Take every district and the whole map runs through you

- A true idle game: fully playable offline, no account needed
- Your crops keep growing while you're gone (up to 8 hours)
- No forced ads, no paywalls - a management sim, not a slot machine

Growpire is a work of fiction for adults. It does not promote, facilitate, or sell real-world cannabis or any other substance.

What’s new

• Capt. Doyle is finally picking up the phone - the watch-ad favor now works properly
• His favor got stronger: a flat 25 points of heat wiped, every time
• And he's back on the line quicker - cooldown cut from 30 to 15 minutes
• Cleaner Connects tab layout + small fixes under the hood