Have you ever experienced wanting to cancel a subscription but being unable to?
"I Want to Cancel My Subscription" is a casual puzzle game that gamifies the common "dark pattern UI" often seen on subscription cancellation screens. Overcome the unreasonable UI gimmicks and aim to complete all 10 stages of cancellation.
--- Stage Introduction ---
Stage 1: No Cancel Button
Find the real "Proceed to Cancellation" link amidst a screen full of fake buttons. Buttons pulsate, change position, and banners get in the way.
Stage 2: Can't Read Without Scrolling
An endless list of terms and conditions. Avoid interruptions as additional terms are added midway through and check the correct checkboxes.
Stage 3: Fake Checkboxes
Which one says "I agree to the cancellation procedure"? Trap checkboxes are shuffled, randomly unchecked, and fake notifications distract you.
Stage 4: The Close Button Trap
Close the five pop-ups correctly. X button, outer tap, swipe, long press...the correct answer changes every time.
Stage 5: The Button Runs Away
The cancellation button runs away from your finger! Chase after the button as it gets smaller and smaller and tap it three times.
Stage 6: Cancellation Catcher
Grab the "Cancel" button in a UFO catcher. An unfair design where it slips and falls during transport even after you grab it.
Stage 7: Survey Hell
The cancellation reason survey never ends. Keep refusing the temptation of counter-offers.
Stage 8: Double Negation in Final Confirmation
"Do you want to retract your decision not to cancel the cancellation?"...Which is the correct answer? Your reading comprehension of multiple negations is tested.
Stage 9: Fake Customer Support
An AI chatbot uses emotional appeals, sarcasm, and philosophy to prevent cancellation. Beware of the trap where the style of the choices reverses.
Stage 10: Final Cancellation Confirmation - FINAL BOSS
All the gimmicks from all stages are put into action. Fake app crashes, escape buttons, hidden links... overcome the final challenge.
-- Features ---
- 10 stages + score rank (S/A/B/C)
- Random patterns for endless replayability
- Gimmicks inspired by real-world dark pattern UIs
- Completely free (with ads)
This game turns the common frustration of "unfair cancellations" into laughter.