Idle Cryptobro: Crypto Tycoon

Vectex Developments

Contains adsIn-app purchases

About this game

🚀 To the Moon! (Or at least until the bubble bursts)

Idle Cryptobro is the ultimate simulator where you go from owning a grimy second-hand USB miner to dominating the global financial market. It's an idle game, a tycoon, and above all, one very long joke about the people who swear "this time the market is different."

Tap to mine, automate your income, get absurdly rich while you sleep, and reboot the universe when the prestige pays off.

WHAT AWAITS YOU IN YOUR SHITCOIN EMPIRE?

🔄 The Infinite Wealth Loop:
You start by tapping a candlestick chart. With your profits, you buy your first investment, which produces without you. Forty minutes later, you own a GPU Farm, a (Legal) Ponzi Scheme, and a Central American country. And you'll keep tapping the screen because you're already hooked.

🏢 18 Buildings That Shouldn't Exist:
From a USB Miner to a Universe Simulator. Along the way, invest in wonders like the Useless DAO, the Empty Metaverse, and Satoshi's Time Machine. Each features unique upgrades and production milestones.

💤 Get Rich While You Sleep (Offline Earnings):
The game keeps working for you for up to 12 hours with the app closed. When you return, you decide: claim your earnings as they are, double them by watching an ad, or triple them with a juicy bribe. Nobody forces you to do anything.

♻️ Strategic Reboot (Prestige):
When the curve gets tough, you reboot. You keep everything bought with Fiat Gems and earn Influence Points to spend in the permanent upgrade shop: seed capital, SEC contacts, or shredded paperwork. Each run is faster because you play better, not because the game hands it to you.

🕹️ Degen Terminal (10 Minigames):
Show off your skills in skill-based games that are NOT about luck: catch the absolute bottom of a crash, spot a rug pull against the clock, pump a shitcoin without getting caught, or save overheating GPUs. Play for free and earn attempts over time.

🃏 200 Trading Cards to Collect:
Open booster packs, find holographic cards, and fill an album that will take you months to complete. It is absolutely useless outside the Terminal, and that is exactly the point.

🎰 DeFi Casino & Black Market:
Try your luck at the Wheel of Fortune, Rocket to the Moon, and the NFT Vault featuring pixel-art puzzles that boost specific buildings. Win probabilities are always displayed on screen before you play. Visit the Black Market for temporary boosts, permanent charms, automation tools, and full cosmetic skins.

📉 Realistic Market Events:
Face "Crypto Crashes" that halve your production, hunt whales that appear on screen, and survive market events that ultimately add up to zero. Just like in real life.

🏆 69 Achievements (Nice):
From "Click manually for the first time" to "Generate 1 ab SC" (nobody even knows how many zeros that is anymore). Synced with Play Games, each achievement adds a +1% boost to your global production.

🚫 NO DARK PATTERNS (Honest Game Design):
No fake urgency countdowns. No energy meters that kick you out after 10 minutes. No unclosable pop-ups. Idle Cryptobro can be played entirely for free. In-app purchases are just a shortcut, never a toll booth.

🌍 In English and Spanish.
📶 Works 100% offline!

⚠️ LEGAL (AND COMMON SENSE) DISCLAIMER:
This game is a satire of crypto culture and should not be interpreted as financial advice, real investment, or a recommendation to buy. Shitcoins, Fiat Gems, and other virtual elements have no monetary value outside the game. You cannot win real money by playing. Events, characters, and situations are purely fictional and designed for entertainment. The purpose of this game is purely comedic.

What’s new

Premium skins: each one brings its own illustrated backdrop, animation and buttons. New "Anonymous" Terminal skin, and Terminal skins now cost 200 FG. Preview them before you buy.
- Smoother clicker chart, and crashes now hit hard.
- Shorter first resets.
- Prices in your currency, and purchases restored on a new phone.
- FIXED: silent taps in fast streaks and distorted sounds.
- English texts that showed up in Spanish.