OPPS

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About this app

OPPS delivers the schadenfreude you crave. Track your football rivals and get instant notifications the moment things go wrong for them.

TRACK YOUR RIVALS
Pick up to 10 teams you love to see suffer. Follow local derbies, historic grudges, title rivals, or that one club your mate will not shut up about. From the Premier League to European nights, OPPS keeps you locked in to every twist of their downfall.

REAL-TIME MISERY ALERTS
OPPS watches your rivals so you do not have to. Get push notifications the second they:
- Lose a match, from league games to cup ties and European nights
- Concede a goal, whether it is a 90th-minute winner or an early collapse
- Receive a red card that turns the game on its head
- Concede a penalty, even before you find the nearest screen
- Have a goal overturned by VAR, complete with that delicious delay
- Get eliminated from domestic cups or Europe
- Drop into the relegation zone as results change live

You get the bad news for them as good news for you, without constantly checking scores or live tickers.

CHOOSE YOUR VOICE
Make every notification feel like your own private commentary box. Choose how OPPS delivers the misery:
- Dry: Straight to the point, no fluff, just the bad news
- Petty: Snarky, sarcastic, and quietly savage
- Ultra-Polite: Overly apologetic, pretending to be sorry for them
- Football Pundit: Tactical, critical, and full of expert-style analysis
- Teletext: Old-school, clipped updates in classic BBC-style wording
- Shakespearean: Over-the-top drama for every cruel twist of fate

Switch voices any time to match your mood, the fixture, or how much you really dislike that club.

PRIVACY FIRST
No sign-up. No account. No email. Your rival list is stored on your device and never uploaded. We do not track which teams you follow or how often you open the app. We just deliver the updates and let you enjoy the chaos in peace.

BUILT FOR EVERYONE
OPPS is designed to work perfectly with accessibility features:
- Full VoiceOver and TalkBack support
- High-contrast visual design that is easy to read at a glance
- Dynamic text sizing so you can adjust fonts to suit your needs

Whether you are checking scores on the sofa, in the pub, or on the move, OPPS stays readable, responsive, and accessible.

Download OPPS and turn every rival setback into your own personal highlight.

What’s new

Initial release. Track your soccer rivals and get instant notifications when things go wrong for them. Losses, goals conceded, red cards, VAR drama, cup exits, and relegation zone drops. Choose from six voices to match your level of pettiness.