Don't Wake Me Up

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About this game

You’re trapped in a malfunctioning virtual reality with no memories. No memories, except of every video game you’ve ever played. Jack into a wild night in a virtual world you’ll never remember.

Armed with puns, pop culture, and a sharp dose of sarcasm, can you muddle your way through levels of satirical video game pastiches, back to reality?

Adventure through virtual worlds alongside a delusional gamer, an actual emo vampire (who really wishes he wasn’t an emo vampire), a poet from outer space, and a dashing princess in shining armor, among others! And perhaps, just perhaps, learn a bit too much about the kind of person you are when the real world isn’t watching.

A satire of the trapped-in-a-video-game genre, and a tragicomedy on the theme of dating sims.

"Don’t Wake Me Up" is a 400,000-word interactive novel about love in video games, where your choices control the story. Entirely text-based, and driven by your imagination. It is written by Baudelaire Welch, a professional game screenwriter currently working as a companion character designer for RPGs.

• Play as nonbinary, male, female, straight or queer.
• Travel through 6 worlds inspired by different video game genres
• Wield a weaponised top hat
• Rack your brains in a spaceship escape level inspired by old-school adventure games
• Compete in a classical music-themed monster truck rally
• Lose yourself in a cyberpunk casino
• Date the Ultimate Video Game Fanservice Vampire
• Or, date the Ultimate Video Game ‘Best Girl’ Waifu
• A period piece honed in early 2010s internet cringe
• Bifurcates entirely halfway through the game based on your love interest.

Sometimes true love is a wrong dialogue choice.

Ratings and reviews

I LOVE IT SO MUCH!! it's basically a romance/fantasy novel where U choose Ur own path, which is great concept bc then it's tailored to everyones liking! I love how when you play the record player at the top of the tower they make a refrence to Helena by MCR, as a die-hard fan I audibly squealed in delight😅 the vocabulary is very easy to understand but well described and I feel very immersed when reading it ^^ PLEASEEE keep making stuff like this!!

It's difficult for me to leave a proper review without spoiling the story, but I greatly enjoyed reading this and it gave me something to think about. I'd recommend this for anyone who enjoys video games and music references, but you might enjoy the story even if you don't have much of an interest in those tppics.

A zany and incredibly human quest. Don't Wake Me Up was a text game that made me realize that a CYOA isn't boring if the creator is having fun with every step of the process. The game is absolutely off the walls, chock-full of absurd actions and references from everything. I'd have never expected to learn about a word inspired from an 1880's comic and knee a vampire in the knob so early in the game. Kudos to Baudelaire Welch; thank you for this adventure! Hope to see more work from you later.

What’s new

You can now choose a font in the Settings menu. Switch to Helvetica for crisp sans-serif text, or try the OpenDyslexic font, designed against some common symptoms of dyslexia. If you enjoy "Don't Wake Me Up", please leave us a written review. It really helps!