President Disaster

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About this game

You arrive at the White House for your first day as an intern. President Disaster snaps his fingers and points at you: “Hey! You! I’m appointing you my new Chief of Staff.” Now you have one month to get us to election day and save the world from the worst president ever. Are you up to the task?

President Disaster is an 35,000-word interactive humorous novel by Maeve Adams and Marc Faletti, that puts you in the middle of the messiest drama in American history. You'll play diplomat, crisis manager, creative accountant, and national babysitter. Experience new scenarios and combinations every time you play. Decide if you'll resist the dark side...or give into it.

• Play as any gender and any sexuality as you try to get us to election day alive.
• Begin your political career as President Disaster's 34th Chief of Staff.
• Make the life-or-death decisions that could save the world...or doom it.
• Wrangle the strangest presidential family in history.
• Choose fortune and infamy, or ethics and responsibility.
• Dodge the President's wrath or you might find yourself short a body part or parent.
• Strike deals with other world leaders who look to you to save us all.
• Defend our constitutionally guaranteed freedoms while we still have them.
• Experience new scenarios and combinations every time through the game!
• Exercise control or lean into the chaos as America hurtles towards catastrophe.

Ratings and reviews

I was concerned that the reviews were from right-winged fanatics who are overly serious and easily offended at most things but, I have to admit that most of the reviews are accurate. This game sucks major balls. I'm an avid player of COG games. I play new ones, replay old ones, and I have genuine fun. But this game is just a poor attempt at humor with no real substance for a story-telling game. It's pointless, unfunny, and frankly a waste of download time and app store space. Don't even bother.

This is nothing more than a poorly-written hack piece. Each "choice" has essentially the same result: a meaningless stat adjustment that affects nothing. The entire game is a not-even disguised set of cheap jokes, all with the same punchline: "Trump sucks". Even if you despise everything about Trump with every bone in your body, the choiceless choices and nonstop Trump jokes get old really, really fast. If this was printed, I wouldn't use it to line a birdcage.