Put the phone flat on the table and take a half each. Couch Football is a top-down pixel football (soccer) game built for two people sharing one screen. You drag on your side, your opponent drags on theirs, and whoever is the best gets the goal.

ONE PHONE, TWO PLAYERS
Each half of the screen has its own control stick. Drag anywhere on your side to run, release near the ball to strike it, and push the stick out to the ring to sprint until your stamina runs dry.

PLAY IT YOUR WAY
- 2 players on one phone, the way it is meant to be played, local and on the couch
- Solo against the AI on Easy, Normal or Hard
- Watch mode: set two AI sides against each other, call the winner and see if you were right

MATCHES THAT FIT YOUR TIME
- Goals: first to 3, 5, 7 or 10
- Timed: 2, 3 or 5 minutes, with optional golden goal
- Multiball: put 2 or 3 balls on the pitch at once and watch a tidy match fall apart
- Penalty shootout: best of five from the spot, one of you kicking, the other diving

TUNE THE PHYSICS
Match modifiers change how the game feels! Skate the ball across an ice rink, turn the walls up to Pinball, fit a Rocket to your shot, widen the goals, or speed both players up.

MAKE THEM YOURS
Seven stadiums, from the Grand Arena to a rooftop pitch and a dusty training ground. Seven balls. Kit colours for both sides, plus a player editor with four hairstyles, six hair colours and eight skin tones. Every match is remembered: wins, draws, goals and your longest winning streak.

PLAYS ANYWHERE
The whole game runs offline. No sign-in, no lobbies, no waiting for a match to fill. Pick it up on a bench or on the bus, and hand it to the person across from you.

FREE!
Every mode, stadium, ball, kit colour and modifier is free. We are supported with ads or your ad removal purchase.