Financial Crimes is an expense tracker for people who take their money seriously, but not themselves.

That coffee you definitely needed. The late-night takeaway. Another subscription you forgot existed. That impulse purchase that seemed like a great idea for about five minutes.

Log your questionable spending decisions, turn them into “financial crimes,” and let Financial Crimes judge you for them.

TRACK YOUR FINANCIAL CRIMES

Record the purchases you regret, question, or simply want to keep an eye on.

• Log the amount, category, date, and description of each purchase.
• Build your own Criminal Record over time.
• See how much money you've “lost to crime.”
• Browse your spending history and spot patterns in your habits.
• Keep expense tracking simple without turning it into a spreadsheet.

GET ROASTED FOR YOUR PURCHASES

Every questionable purchase deserves a proper response.

Financial Crimes can turn your spending into funny, personalized AI roasts designed to make expense tracking much less boring.

• Get witty roasts based on the purchase you recorded.
• Turn everyday expenses into shareable Crime Cards.
• Share your best — or worst — financial decisions with friends and on social media.
• Choose how harsh you want the jury to be.

FACE THE MONTHLY VERDICT

At the end of the month, your spending goes to court.

The Monthly Verdict looks at your activity, including how much you spent, the financial crimes you recorded, and your spending patterns, then delivers a humorous verdict on your month.

Will you be found Guilty, Not Guilty, or placed On Probation?

Review the evidence. Face the verdict. Then decide whether you're going to do better next month — or just commit better crimes.

UNLOCK BADGES

Your spending habits can also unlock achievement badges.

Some you may be proud of.

Others... probably not.

Collect badges based on your financial crimes, spending patterns, and activity as your Criminal Record grows.

TRACK YOUR SUBSCRIPTIONS

Subscriptions have a habit of quietly becoming permanent residents of your bank account.

Financial Crimes helps you keep track of recurring expenses such as:

• Streaming services
• Gym memberships
• Software subscriptions
• Other recurring payments

See what they cost over time and decide which ones deserve to stay — and which ones should be sentenced to cancellation.

PRIVATE BY DESIGN

Your spending history is personal.

Financial Crimes is built as a local-first app, so your financial crimes and expense history are stored on your device rather than in an online account.

• No account required to start.
• Your spending history stays on your device.
• You choose what you want to share.
• Start tracking immediately without connecting your bank.

Financial Crimes isn't a bank, an investment platform, or serious accounting software.

It's a playful expense tracker designed to make you more aware of where your money goes — while making questionable purchases a little more entertaining.

Track the crime.
Review the evidence.
Face the verdict.
Share the sentence.