Aim. Shoot. Make something regret existing.

Glass Half Dead is a fast, funny, ridiculously satisfying target-smashing game —
built for quick hits of pure stress relief. Pick a playground, grab a weapon, and
splat everything before the 45-second clock runs out. You can't lose. You can only
score higher.

🍾 BACKYARD BOTTLE RANGE — Pistol
Smug cartoon bottles line up on a sunny fence, taunt you ("Bet you miss."), then
EXPLODE into glass and screaming flying face-bits.

🛸 SAUCER SMACKDOWN — The Buzzkill Beam
Strap into the cockpit and laser cocky little aliens out of the sky. They zip, they
hover, they livestream your misses to the galaxy.

🍩 JUNK FOOD FOOD-FIGHT — Whipped-Cream Cannon
A county-fair snack stand comes alive: a smug donut, a drama-queen pizza slice and a
"my diet starts Monday" attitude — SPLAT them into rainbow frosting. Watch for the
two-bite Donut Boss.

📎 CUBICLE UPRISING — Rubber-Band Gun
It's 4:59 on a Friday and your office supplies have HAD IT. A "per my last email"
stapler, a demanding mug, a doomer marker — then brace for the REPLY-ALL STORM as
sticky notes surge in. Send them all to OUT OF OFFICE. The most cathartic 45 seconds
of your work week.

🔥 BUILT FOR COMBOS
Chain hits to climb x1 → x5 while an over-the-top announcer loses it ("DESSERT
STORM!"). Streaks earn big bonuses and extra time. Screen shake, slow-mo finishers,
and a satisfying CRUNCH on every hit.

💥 EVERYTHING BREAKS
Every shot leaves a mark — walls crack, glass shatters, debris piles up. A hot combo
unlocks BURST FIRE to clear whole clusters at once (DOUBLE SMASH!). And when the mess
gets big enough, a cleaner shows up to sweep it away — he dodges, he hides, and he is
worth a fortune if you can catch him.

😂 GENUINELY FUNNY
Every target has a personality and a one-liner — and the jokes show on screen even
with the sound off.

✔ Free — the whole game, no strings
✔ NO ads. NO in-app purchases. NO data collected. Plays offline.
✔ One-handed: just tap what you want to hit
✔ A separate high score for every scene
✔ Challenge friends — share your score in a tap

How high can you score before the buzzer?